I Use Ancient Poems to Spoil History [History Live Broadcast]

★If you like this article, please bookmark the author's column ovo ★Open next book: I invite ancient people to take the college entrance examination ★Push preview: After Qin Shihuang was spoiled, I dressed as Li Si In the first month of Tianbao's tenth year, Xuanzong and his concubine were "washing" Anlu Mountain for three years. When everyone was laughing, the sky suddenly appeared—— [Hello everyone, welcome to the "Documentary Poetry" topic. [Today, we will talk about Du Fu's "Spring Hope". This poem was written during the An-Shi Rebellion, when Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty abandoned the capital and fled westward, and Du Fu was escorted by the rebels to Chang'an after its fall. Li Longji: Who is this Xuanzong? How can he abandon the capital and flee? Inability! An Lushan: A saint who is diligent in government, loves the people, appoints talents and utilizes talents will surely become a wise king. [The so-called "Anshi" refers to An Lushan and Shi Siming. They were both close and appreciated ministers of Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty and Li Longji. Li Longji:? An Lushan:! [Hello everyone, today is the special topic of "Collected Poems". [Take Bai Juyi's "Heaven and Earth will last forever" as an example, let's count down the humorous sentences from ancient and modern times. Bai Juyi: The eternity of heaven and earth will eventually end. Is a moment of spring night worth a thousand pieces of gold? ! Bai Juyi: My poem is dirty! My poems! Yuan Zhen: Hehe, I love watching this excitement! [Of course, Yuan Zhen's phrase "sitting up in shock while dying" is also quite popular...] Yuan Zhen: Wait, no! I beg you, don't say it! ! ! [While dying of illness, he sat up in shock and asked with a smile where the visitor came from. Yuan Zhen:...... Bai Juyi: Hahahahaha, who will God spare! He Zhizhang: Are you still taking me to play? You guys are quite nice. All poets and lyricists are on high alert! A large wave of poems is coming to you. Don't panic if your name is called, secondary creation is also love! ———————————————————————— [Reading Tips] 1. Parallel world, multiple eras exist at the same time without affecting each other. 2. Ancient poetry in a broad sense, including lyrics and music. The theme of ancient poetry will be slightly adjusted, please do not delve into it. 3. For the host's background board, I chose the romance channel because it involves ancient feelings and love poems. ———————————————————————— ★Pre-released article "I invite ancient people to take part in the liberal arts college entrance examination"★ While dreaming, ancient people would occasionally be dragged into strange places. The windows are bright and clean, and the tables and chairs are neat. There is also an exquisite... Test paper placed in front of him? "Chinese Volume" Read Yan Shu's "Picking Mulberries" and answer the question: What are the reasons why the poet "has frequent frights in his good dreams"? Yan Shu: Didn't I write very straightforwardly? The wild geese are screaming so loudly that I can't sleep! Answer: The poet is frightened by the cry of wild geese on the surface, but he is actually feeling the passage of time and the sorrow of parting, so he is depressed and unable to sleep at night. Yan Shu: ... What on earth was I thinking about that night? "Geography Volume" As shown in the picture, this is the route used by the Jin Army to attack Huainan in the 10th year of Shaoxing in the Southern Song Dynasty. Please analyze the reasons why they chose this route based on climate, terrain and other factors. Yue Fei:! ! ! There are also various test papers with rich question types such as "History Paper" and "Political Paper". Did you get a perfect score on the exam today? ★Pre-released article "After Qin Shihuang read the spoilers, I dressed up as Hu Hai"★ Qin Hai recently discovered a mysterious live broadcast room The anchor always talked about history late at night, and the audience even mentioned the names of emperors of various dynasties. It was like a large-scale Internet cosplay scene. Among them, there is "First Emperor Ying Zheng" who is the most interesting. Not only is he difficult to speak, he also calls himself "I". In order to match the atmosphere of the live broadcast room, Qin Hai took the initiative to change his nickname to "Qin Shibazi" One night, the anchor talked about the history of the Qin Dynasty What is "Ying Zhengzi paid for abalone in his coffin"? What is "Hu Hai succeeds to the throne and the second generation dies" "First Emperor Ying Zheng" angrily raised hundreds of questions, and was eventually banned for having too many national quintessences. The emperor in the other audience was so happy that Qin Hai also laughed arrogantly among them. After watching the live broadcast, Qin Hai slept as usual It's just that after this sleep, when I woke up, I was in the Qin Dynasty And it shrunk into a milk doll Qin Hai finally accepted the reality, and the door of the house was kicked open. The man in black robe who entered the door raised his eyes with a fierce look: "Is this my eighteenth son, the Hu Hai who destroyed Qin?" Qin Hai: I'm in danger! ! ! When I wake up, I dress up as Hu Hai, Facing my father who was spoiled by the live broadcast, watch how I survive to the extreme! Concept: Five thousand years ago, there are many Chinese legends.