[Dc]hello, My Name Is Wei Yixiao

My father, Wei Buen; my mother, Zhou Keer; and my neighbor's grandfather, Pan Ade. Me, Wei Yixiao. No matter what I do, someone calls me Wei Min, why should I call me Wei Yixiao! No, why are you all looking at me like this? Why don't you eat all the dishes? He doesn't even eat what he has, right? If he doesn't eat... It's useless to live! (May not have cp) (Try to write funny articles) Intention: Hello, my name is Wei Yixiao