
The Second Interstellar Antique Appraiser
星际第二古董鉴修师
by Idle Time Is Not Stupid (闲余非愚)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 81k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemePlot-Driven
- POVBottom-Lead (Shou)
- Age18+
- Absurd Comedy
- Hilarious
- Livestream
- Occult
- Power Fantasy
- Wealthy Family
Synopsis
[Want to come fishing in my column] [Small science on historical relics + metaverse game + antique identification and restoration + live broadcast + heartthrob Shura field + interstellar + sand sculpture sweet and refreshing article + Chinese style two] Copywriting of this article: Xie Zhiyan was originally a talented young master that everyone loved and admired, but he suffered from a terminal illness at the height of his popularity. In order to avoid the attention of his mortal enemy, he faked his death and adopted hibernation therapy. He had a dream that lasted for five hundred years. When he woke up, he became a new anchor who struggled to make ends meet and was attacked and abused. He smiled softly and started all over again. The system asked him why he dared to take the name "Interstellar's Second Antique Appraiser"? Xie Zhiyan sipped his tea calmly: Because I am humble, and humility is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation. No one knows that he was number one. —— The interstellar people were surprised to find that the new anchor who started his career in black and red and refused to show his face was actually proficient in the long-lost secret technique of the Gan sect! How dare you point out that the technology of the direct leader of the Qian faction "needs to be improved"! How dare you ignore the warnings of the capital plutocrats and openly take first place! Well done, I like this technique and it's as hard as bones. Taking advantage of the public opinion trend, Xie Zhiyan opened up a new field of live broadcasting: # antique# From bricks and tiles of the Qin Dynasty to the Five Emperors of Han Dynasty, ceramics, paintings, calligraphy and bronzes, to hand-drawn comics tutorials, home appliances, furniture and currency, his fame gradually spread far and wide across the solar system. Centaur with three stars in the constellation Rat: If you don't fix the cheese ball inlaid with gemstones, I, Rat, will be angry! Neptune: Goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo 82 goo goo goo? (Can you help us identify whether this fries are from 1982?) Blood Race Star: Humph, stupid human beings... I didn't give you the reward just because I like you. Accept it with gratitude, my gift~ —— In order to rush to the stars, human beings once forgot the past, and in peaceful times, they tried to pick it up again. Along with the vigorous wave of "antique craze", market chaos occurs frequently, and people who are eager to make profits will step into the mud of the new history. Xie Zhiyan only said: "Let me trace it back to its origins." In the live broadcast room, he fights against counterfeiting and has a sharp eye to judge authenticity. In the cultural relics variety show, he devoted himself to publicity and determined the world with his masterful skills. In the treasure appraisal conference, he stood firm to the end and overwhelmed the crowd. During the rescue excavation operation of the Blue Star Archaeological Team, he was fearless and battled wits and courage with Captain Mojin... Secrets of gold and stone, Bagua and Five Elements, Feng Shui, puppet creation... What you cultivate is the way of the world, and what you learn is the world and the people's hearts. Regardless of the past, he wrote a new legend. —— Rumors about him never cease to exist. Some people say that he hooked up with the big brother when he was just starting out. He is now married and happily married. Some people say that he and his direct disciples are like a master and a disciple, but in reality they are an old married couple. Some people say that he and the successors of the Jingshi Group seem to be at odds with each other, but in fact they are secretly in harmony with each other and fall in love with each other. " Is it the fall of heaven, the childhood sweetheart, the green tea of the fishing family, or the beautiful white flower? Behind the rumors, is it true or false? Follow the editor and enjoy the melons. Welcome to this issue of "Xiao Yu talks about melons"... Xie Zhiyan, the person involved, said: "Thank you, the gentleman has a hard fist. " The very next day, a set of photos sparked a heated discussion on the Internet. In the photo, two hands were intertwined with their fingers intertwined. In the middle of the nine-square grid was a marriage certificate with red leather and gold letters. [Your anchor is very beautiful, but sorry, she is my wife now~] ———— The first interstellar weather forecast bureau reminds you: the disaster is coming, please pay attention to lightning protection! 1..1V1, double c, black-bellied tea art milk dog gong VS self-righteous elegant and charming subject 2. Mix restoration and treasure appraisal. Let's do some research. Well, let's do some research (escape) 3. There are elements of Shura Field, elements of heartthrobs, elements of popular surfing, and elements of Eastern metaphysics, so be careful before entering. 4. I live in a near-future classicist interstellar world, a cauldron of ancient and modern fantasy. 5. It's a fun and refreshing article, and toadstools will grow in your head after reading it. 6. Rookie Gugu, drawing online, fanart pictures are dropped from time to time, please click and collect QwQ (I gave birth to four fangirls, I'm so weak) Intention: Heaven moves in good health, and a gentleman strives to constantly strive for self-improvement.