
Eat Melon Like Crazy Every Day Under the Voice of God
每日都在神的心声下,疯狂吃瓜
by Ignorant (昧蒙)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 483k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 3mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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When Wen Zhou opened his eyes, he was transported to a deserted mountain. There was nothing to eat during the day and no place to sleep at night. Fortunately, it is bound to a system. The house only needs to be made of wood, and you can also exchange it for delicious food in the mall. Later, Wen Zhou obtained a mirror that could see events across the continent by completing system tasks. The mirror is also very good at leaking. When he looked in the mirror, everything he was thinking about was leaked out. [The king's three geniuses and sons are all in disguise. [The real genius is the princess, and this poor little princess is now reincarnating with the God of Light in the garden to play sadistic love affairs and plunder? The king at the scene changed from an ugly expression to a very ugly expression. The face of Bishop Guangming on the side was also very strange. Only Bishop War had a smile on his face. Hey, why did these people all go to the garden... After the incident, Wen Zhou shook his head and went to see the next incident. [The elves want to burn the reincarnation of their elf emperor to death. Is this a loss of morality or the temptation of evil things? Please watch today at noon...] Stop reading it, they know their mistake... The Elf King quickly put the reincarnation of the Emperor down from the torture rack. [The Harvest Saint is performing a ritual of eating raw offerings at the altar of the Harvest God. Is this right? A group of Harvest believers stared wide-eyed. Their bodies did not dare to run over too obviously, but their souls had already begun to rush towards the altar. · [And this, eh... The reason why a certain aristocratic young master is so kind to his lovelorn brother is entirely because he is concerned about his own son. He is in love with his brother's mother. What is this called? I consider you my brother but you want to be my father! The lovelorn brothers looked at the noble young master in disbelief. …… In addition, the empire next door was not to be outdone. Real and fake kings, real and fake princes, and real and fake princesses all went into battle. The queen was so angry that she had sex with the maid. Wen Zhou took off the mirror and felt deeply that this continent was hopeless, but after going down the mountain, he found that the reincarnations of gods appeared beside him for no reason, bringing tea and water, asking for help, and threatening to give him their lives. Ahem, no need to, your life is not very good either. Seeing that there is still true love in the world (this continent is so interesting), Wen Zhou said that he would barely save the world. As a result, Wen Zhou solved most of the world crisis by himself, all he needed was a final touch up. …… · Later, someone learned the truth and discovered that God was always by their side. Everyone sighed: He is indeed as loving, great, mighty and wise as imagined. Wen Zhou, who had gone home early, felt the power of faith coming from a distant place:? After realizing the reason, Wen Zhou showed a smile. Just as he was about to respond, a shadow appeared above his head. "What are you looking at?" The dark god's hair hung messily on his face, blocking his sight, so that he could only see the delicate face in front of him. "Of course it's you..." Wen Zhou dragged the person down, and no one could say anything. ————Received in advance "Global changes, I collect all things and stock up the safe house." Shi Jingcheng is a social animal with some social fears. When he goes to work every day, he is either immersed in work or listening to the leader's speech. But today was different. The sky was very red today, and a system sound appeared in Shi Jingcheng's ears. It said: The world has entered the extreme evolutionary stage, and all living things are asked to evolve with all their strength and strive to survive. Shi Jingcheng was confused after hearing this. Evolution? What is evolution and how to evolve. Just as she was thinking that her phone suddenly rang, xxx subconsciously pressed mute, but then she slid her hand and pressed collection in the open game. Suddenly, Shi Jingcheng felt two small words "Collect" appear in front of his eyes. Shi Jingcheng reached out and touched it, and found that the cactus on the table turned into a slender green needle. Collected cactus, attack power: none? Feeling full after eating +1] This... Looks pretty useful, huh? Shi Jingcheng didn't know, but that didn't stop him from collecting like crazy after that. Collected a building and turned it into a safe house, with a safety value of +99%. Shi Jingcheng was instantly filled with a sense of security and continued collecting. The rice collection in the supermarket - turned into satiety pills. A cell phone that ran out of battery collected data - and turned into a reporting cell phone that kept playing weird channels. Collecting bird eggs under the tree - shrinking the bird eggs, satiety +5. Collecting fruit trees on the roadside - Peach tree bonsai, attack power 60? Feeling full? . A human being to be rescued was collected - and turned into an Omega that emits strange pheromones. All the attacking creatures around were smoked away. Human Omega:...... There seemed to be strange things mixed in, but when the world evolved too fast, Jingcheng couldn't care about it and continued to collect... Collection of robots in the exhibition hall - living robots, attack power 40? Fullness 0. Collect from the warehouse door - a small hard shield, defense value +100 (be careful behind your back) and fullness 0. …… After one pass of collection, not only was the safe house filled with things, but xxx also received the title of Super Evolution. Shi Jingcheng nodded with satisfaction, and the strange mobile phone began to broadcast again: Attention, the second round of evolution is about to begin, please take precautions for all creatures. Shi Jingcheng:? Shi Jingcheng collected the broadcast, and all mankind heard the news. Humans: -Whose super evolution is this! ———— Later, the collection of safe houses became larger and larger, and many people came to seek refuge nearby. Human No. 1: Boss, boss, can you see if I can be harvested, or if there is anything on me that can be harvested? Shi Jingcheng nodded silently and collected the clothes on his body. Human No. 1 Obtained the invisibility cloak, covered half of his body and ran away. Shi Jingcheng looked at other humans. The humans shrank their necks, and a brave big tiger squeezed out first. The big tiger turned into a kitten with wings. Big Tiger:...... Human beings subconsciously took a step back. ——Is this super evolution? Also... The big tiger flapped its wings and knocked down a building. ——This evolution is so super, please collect me! Shi Jingcheng: Ha. No more, I'm afraid the company doesn't want to see anyone, let's do it tomorrow. Purpose: If you want others to not know, do nothing except yourself



