Li Xian is a half-human paper man. In order to absorb the energy of heaven from people, he becomes a paper man and helps people avoid disasters and change their lives.
In order to keep up with the times, Li Xian started a live broadcast to sell goods. As long as you buy a paper man in the store, you can get the opportunity to have your fortune told and changed for free.
First broadcast.
Audience: 666. Nowadays, there are still live broadcasts of paper sellers, who would buy it? (Convex◣д◢)
Then they saw the number of paper figures limited to three - 1. An aunt connected to the microphone and said with a smile: "Young man, even though aunt is old, aunt has a little money~"
Li Xian said with an expressionless face: "Auntie, let's not talk about the small money, but you are quite seriously ill."
The aunt was dissatisfied and rushed to the hospital for a check-up. She came back crying and begged the anchor to save her life.
Audience:? ? ?
Second broadcast.
"Master, please help me figure out whether my husband has cheated on me. I want him to get clean and leave the house!" A powerful female boss in the workplace said while driving.
"Madam, if you are caught in an adultery, let it go beforehand. I think you will suffer a bloody disaster." Li Xian flipped his fingertips, the paper figure was completed, the ink pen fell, and his fate was immediately changed.
The female boss's face changed. A big car hit her, but she was unharmed.
Launched for the third time.
"Master, please help my son calculate whether he can be admitted to Q University!" The aristocratic uncle hugged his son with pride and said.
"Your son will definitely pass the exam, but don't be happy yet. The man next to you is not your son." The paper man in Li Xian's hand ignited without fire, communicating with the world, connecting blood, and searching for relatives thousands of miles away.
The uncle drove to the mountains overnight to find his true son, and took the person who deliberately exchanged the prince with a civet cat to court.
Started for the Nth time.
Countless spectators swarmed in: I warn you, no one is allowed to grab the paper man with me! ! !
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After several live broadcasts, Li Xian was still feeling calm. He looked at his fate of having no money and fell into deep thought. He tried to add a property to his name, but the next second he received the news from the agent that the house had exploded.
Li Xian:......
Then he turned his eyes and made eye contact with a beautiful Taoist priest in Tsing Yi in the crowd.
Li Xian: Is there anyone in the world with such incredible wealth?
Taoist in Tsing Yi: The red luan star of the poor Taoist has moved!
"Hey, do you want to get the certificate? I am a poor man who picks up money to support you!"
[Facial paralysis and innocence · No money in life · Real paper man attack × evil-minded initiative · So poor that only money is left · Taoist priest]
Food guide:
①: Mutual favor is partial to attack. This article is basically unconditionally favored. In the early stage of attack, it is half-paper and half-person. Emotions are relatively slow and people will respond slowly;
②: Modern background, fictitious story, do not bring it into reality;
Intention: Always love the world with the greatest kindness.
