In Ningjia Village, the female doll who drowned during the Dragon Boat Festival was found dead!
Full of resentment, this is a sign of the resurrection of the female zombie after thousands of years!
The Unnatural Investigation Bureau went out overnight, and the director led all employees to capture King Zombie!
The director was dressed in a black robe with an air of immortality, while the employees were all wearing black suits and trousers, twisting talisman paper in their left hand and holding a submachine gun in their right hand.
The most important thing is to keep pace with the times and pioneer and innovate!
With a "click", Director Si Bai cuffed the woman's stiff hands with his own.
"This is a soul-locking chain. It can unilaterally check the location of the locked person in real time. King Zombie can be captured without any help. If you escape three meters away, I can capture you!"
Si Bai solemnly took out the official certificate of the Unnatural Investigation Bureau.
The three-and-a-half-year-old Zombie King said angrily: "I am the only Netherworld Judge left in the world who can communicate with yin and yang. How dare you torture me!"
The apprentice of the sour scholar shook his head and said: "This is a bear, bear, bear, bear... Cat that is thousands of times more precious than the panda."
Si Bai: Can't open... Wrong... Weak... Poor... Helpless...
In order to make up for the mistake, in the era of staff shortage, Director Si Bai single-handedly made the two ghosts civil servants.
The two masters and apprentices ate public food and did private work. They set up a rectangular table with a missing corner in front of an office building in the center of Kyoto.
Fortune telling, fortune telling, ghost exorcism... There are only sky-high fees that you can't pay, and there is no business that I can't expand!
Director Si Bai dutifully took on the duties of the nanny, acting as the facade and ghost-catching assistant.
Inside and outside the company, you can often see metaphysics stall dads traveling with their children.
So, the mysterious office building was revealed to the public, and the working dogs coming and going suddenly realized that the end of science is indeed metaphysics!
They all admired the brilliance of daddy, and took a photo with daddy from a distance!
The strange thing is that this dad changes to an older child every few weeks.
——Giggle, did this kid grow up so fast after eating cannonballs?
——They must be cousins! The family genes are strong and generations share the same perfect face! Daddy, Daddy, look at me, here is the sister you left among the people!
Facing a row of comparison photos, a clever netizen gave a scientific explanation.
Si Bai: No, listen to me, she really did eat a cannonball...
(Cover painting by Hand Tang Jiuxi)
Purpose: Prosperity, Democracy, Civilization and Harmony
