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Shen Nianxue, a well-known Internet celebrity from Blue Star, accidentally traveled to the Zerg galaxy thousands of years in the future while taking a nap.
Here, Blue Star has long been annihilated in history, and the Zerg dominate the interstellar.
Shen Fuxue unfortunately passed on to an arrogant, domineering and notorious male insect, whose reputation was so bad that it exploded in the entire male insect circle.
What is even more tragic is that although he has a female monarch, she has been disconnected for several months and has stopped sending him money. Shen Fuxue has an empty castle and an account with hundreds of star coins. He is so poor that if he orders a few takeaways, he will sell off his property.
Shen Fuxue:......
Shen Fuxue rolled up her sleeves and took the first step to travel to another world: return to her old career! Start live streaming!
As a result, the [Model Hero] live broadcast room was launched.
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Recently, there was a mudslide in the Zerg live broadcast.
During the live broadcast, the curly-haired male insect had a handsome face, wore an apron, and smiled apologetically: "I got up late, it's five o'clock now, and it's so good to sleep in this weather."
"Now let's start making lunch for the queen. Let's make it simple today. Let's eat a shrimp toast roll——"
The females who watched the live broadcast: Pupil Earthquake. Jpg
Why do noble males come out to broadcast live?
Do you want to cook for the female insects? !
Aren't they all just chewing on the raw ingredients, but there are male worms who condescend to cook for the female worms? !
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[Model Hero] The live broadcast quickly became popular throughout the interstellar world, and also exploded the entire male/female circle.
While the male insect circle was indignant at this male insect for betraying the class and committing suicide, the female insect circle was frantically searching for information on Shen Ouxue's never-shown female monarch, trying to know Shen Ouxue's mate selection criteria.
Who is the #TOP1 anchor female? ! Which female insect is so lucky! !
#Urgent! The anchor can't accept female escorts anymore! !
#One male and multiple females suddenly become reasonable?
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Colonel Fucheng has received warning notices from the Male Insect Protection Association several times, but even if he faces the risk of being stripped of his military rank and imprisoned in an interstellar prison, he will exhaust the patience of this male insect and force him to divorce him.
In the last life, he was beaten by this male insect until he became disabled and still foolishly served him loyally. In the end, he was abandoned like garbage and lingered on the waste star——
In this life, he must leave this cruel, ferocious, and good-for-nothing male insect.
If we can't get together and separate easily, then everything will be destroyed.
However, the next second: [Notification: 10000000.00 Star coins have been credited to your star card account]
[Garbage Hero: Don't hold on if you don't have money, just tell me. ]
Fucheng:...?
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Shen Nianxue has become the white moonlight of all interstellar female insects. The marriage department receives tens of thousands of applications every day to become Shen Nianxue's female attendant, and the overload reaches the point of explosion.
At this moment, the dynamics of an account detonated the entire female circle.
[Fu 3081: I advise the females not to apply. The male Lord said he only loves me. ]
Females:? ? ! ! ! !
Isn't this the colonel who is reportedly unhappy in his marriage and wants to break off the engagement every day? ?
#So being unhappy in marriage is fake and wanting to be the dominant one is real, right?
# Scheming Military Female Colonel
Pre-collection of "Mao Mao O after admitting the wrong person"————
The cat demon Jian Ju was forced to receive a mission guide and traveled to the interstellar ABO world.
It's just that the guide is not quite a "guide". After opening it, only eight big words appear:
Find the protagonist and create obstacles for him.
Jian Ju (taking off the mask of pain) (radiant): In the past, I was reluctant and just wanted to lie down, but now, I want you to know what it means to specialize in a skill.
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Imperial Marshal Jiang Xueluan has been suffering from the pain of mental storms all year round, until one day he intercepted an extinct blue star species, an orange cat, in an endangered species smuggling case.
Unlike other animals in cages that are wary and anxious, this orange cat seems to recognize someone he can completely trust as soon as he meets him, making sweet noises and even rolling around like a baby.
When the petite orange cat squeezed out from the gap in the cage, hooked its claws on Jiang Xueran's straight pants and climbed up, the mental storm that had been shouting day and night stopped instantly.
The Imperial Marshal, who had always been a germaphobe, was stunned for a moment, then allowed the dusty little guy to rub against his chin.
——The bad cat on the shoulder, Jian Ju, is full of evil.
Protagonist, right?
He took a liking to me so quickly and judged me to be a good person.
I reluctantly appoint you as the first-class poop shoveler under the King of Cats, and reward you with 24-hour troubleshooting service!
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Jian Ju, who successfully moved into the Marshal's house, indulged her sexual nature. During the day, she dragged the Marshal's uniform around and worked part-time as a sweeping robot. At night, she played disco and parkour beside the Marshal's bed until three in the morning. She never tired of it.
However, even if Jian Ju is annoying to the extreme, Jiang Xueluan can still let the housekeeping machine clean up with an expressionless face, while squeezing the orange cat's paw pads while correcting documents, and occasionally saying "Little Ju is so good".
Jian Ju glanced at the task with no progress:?
Jian Ju (think carefully) (sudden realization) (shake mission guide): The protagonist is a jerk. This mission is a bit difficult. I don't want to do it anymore... Unless you add money.
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Hearing that Jiang Xueluan always disliked the sweet, delicate and soft Omega, Niu Hulu and Jian Ju directly transformed on the spot. After practicing "Sweet O Basic Expression Management" in front of the mirror a hundred times, she went to the diaphragm in high spirits.
But what makes Mao sad is that before he can use his fists or kicks, the pheromones that went rampant during the susceptible period really turned into an Omega that can "fall down with one push"... And had an in-depth exchange of force majeure with Jiang Xueluan.
What makes Mao even more sad is that Jian Ju accidentally discovered that he seemed to have found the wrong person for the mission. There was not only Jiang Xueluan but also his twin brother Jiang Xueran who looked the same as the portrait of the protagonist in the mission guide.
What is even more sad is that after he packed up his small baggage and looked for the next victim, Jiang Xueran——
In the virtual screen interview video, the marshal's eyes were red and his face was pale and withered: Xiaoju, when will you come back?
Jiang Xueran, who was sitting on the sofa with Jian Ju and watching the projection, turned his head to look at the marshal's face.
He gently rubbed the back of Jian Ju's neck, his tone was casual, but his eyes were extremely paranoid and morbid: Which one do you like more, me or him?
Jian Ju: So I gradually closed my eyes. Gif
Jian Ju (opening eyes) (picking up the mission guide with an expressionless face): This is also a joke. Price, otherwise we will strike.
Reading guide:
①Pseudo twins real attack, full text 1v1
②A lot of nonsense was found in a small number of articles, including but not limited to small dark rooms/crematoriums/women's clothing attack
③The main text contains no childbirth content, and there is a chance that the extras will be dropped.
④The work of letting go of logic
Intent: Stable performance to create a better world
Finished spreading flowers! Extra~! (Open mouth wide)
People from Nankai are here, why should Nankai accept it! ! !
So Gong is an old god, which is a bit confusing.
"The two-day exam is over, supervisor..." This is a big bug for the author~ Teacher: I don't want to go to work either~[Cracked]
Come on, come on [red heart] [red heart] Come on, Mrs. [Come on]
Throwing flowers is a must, and voting is a must.
Although it's a bit baffling, I feel so guilty, hahaha, 001 you are finished, you are going to be deceived.
Ah ah ah, no, no, no, I want to fall in love sweetly
Director: I didn't want to interrupt at first, but if I don't talk about food, it will be lost. . .
The end result of betraying your beauty is losing your butt [holding fists]
I'll just say it's romance. . . After watching too much without cp, I suddenly feel uncomfortable. .
La~ Awesome d(^^*) An article worth reading