Are You Actually a Dragon?

Copywriting He Tan is the youngest executive officer of the Abnormal Phenomenon Supervision Bureau and the fastest-promoted executive officer in the entire organization. The daily work is to kill alien species, intercept non-human creatures and dangers, and explore ancient civilizations. Death follows him closely, and danger is just an adjustment in life. Until He Tan met Si Zhu for the first time. In the noisy environment, this man was wearing a flamboyant blue silk shirt with a wide open collar, and his flat and white chest was looming. "Are you my blind date? Male?" Si Zhu raised his head. Under the gorgeous light, his eyebrows were bright and his temperament was gloomy. He looked like he had not woken up. It's just that there's a subtle evil spirit lingering around him, and his words and deeds don't look like humans. It's better to be a monster than a duck, the executive officer thought. The second time He Tan met Si Zhu was when the target of the mission had an accident during a private operation. The giant machine called the Gujialou Machine rushed straight into a manor, knocking down half of the villa, and even He Tan fell into the bathroom with three walls collapsed. The blind date in the bar turned his back to him, his skin was as fair as jade, and his attitude was calm: "This house is worth 80 million, and it is my only property. Mr. He, are you not going to compensate me?" He Tan: "..." The executive, whose balance had just reached five digits, was saddled with eight digits of debt and invited an ancestor back home. The creditor's ancestor had a bad temper, was lazy, and lacked human morality and common sense. Without leaving the front door or taking a second step, my life all day long consists of playing games on my mobile phone and ordering takeout. Even takeaways and express delivery have to be picked up by the executive officer. He Tan couldn't stand it: "You are like this..." Si Zhu, who was lying down and playing the game, said without raising his head: "Eighty million." "... Forget it." He Tan swallowed what he wanted to say. The third time He Tan saw Si Zhu outside home was when he had just returned from an important mission. The faint smell of blood lingered on his body, and the voices of his dead teammates echoed in his mind over and over again. Pain and anger surged in his chest, and the whole person was like a ghost walking in the shadows. When he was about to lose control of his rationality, he met Si Zhu and a strange man. The strange man looked excited and angry: "Si Zhu, let me tell you, you are nothing without the Zhao family! Do you think you are still the second young master of the Zhao family? A selfish and violent idiot like you can't even compare to one of A Jing's fingers!" "Don't think you can replace him, don't appear in front of him, you are not worthy at all!" He Tan: "...?" Then, his creditor ancestor pressed the strange man's head on the spot and smashed it against the wall. He Tan, who suddenly came to the Dog Blood Theater from the dark world, rushed over and hugged Sizhu to confirm his reputation as a "wild man", fearing that he would kill someone in public and implicate himself. The fourth time He Tan met Si Zhu outside home was when he was seriously injured. The resurrected monsters attacked from all directions, making terrifying roars. The bodies of their companions were devoured by them, leaving no way out. Until the dragon-shaped creature falling from the sky was easily wiped out. His body is ferocious, coiled up like a mountain, with huge green horns on his head that look like tree branches, and his eyes are as bright as the sun and moon plucked into his eyes. The mythical creature that looked like a god, a demon, neither a human nor a ghost saw He Tan, its hideous and huge head lowered, and its deep and majestic voice echoed in all directions: "He Tan, why are you here? Didn't you promise to buy me double cheese fried chicken and brown sugar Bobo milk tea!" Highlight 1. The protagonist is Si Zhu, the CP is He Tan, and the copywriting is pending and being revised repeatedly. 2. It's a bit light-hearted and mindless, but the main text is actually more serious than the introduction (). 3. No matter who is attacking or receiving, just stand wherever you want. Intention: Wherever the heart is, flowers will grow in the mud.