[Football] Cat Ball

[Kitten plays football, Portugal uses goalkeeper text to make up for its regrets] Braveli is a kitten who is good at hunting (catching balls) and sleeping standing up. But he accidentally turned into a human being and was "kidnapped" by scouts and clubs to become a goalkeeper, and lived a life of working hard to make money. However, there is a slight flaw in the days of struggle—— Whenever the clock strikes twelve, he transforms into a fluffy kitten... How to cover the vest while trying to conquer the earth has become a question that the kitten must think about every day. From time to time, I am still shocked by my teammates' harsh words: Teammate 1: "Do you want to catch that wild cat on the court and fuck it?" Teammate 2: "I seem to have seen it at the national team training ground. Let me adopt it." The little kitten was holding her waistcoat and trembling with fear every day, but was accidentally carried back home by a competitor, and was forced to enjoy an oversized bathtub and massage. By chance, he saw a newspaper report about his rival's scandal. Braveli couldn't help but said: "This is not him. He has a mole on his butt." Opponents and teammates: "How did you know?" The little kitten was sweating profusely: "..." * The conscientious little cat has been throwing balls for several years, but still failed to conquer the earth. Instead, it aroused the vigilance of mankind. Wherever he goes, a bunch of guys claiming to be fans will pop up to spy on him on the pretext of signing autographs, and they will bully his ears by shouting "Cat Gate!" And "Shiyi Gate!" Clubs and some organizations also made trouble from time to time, forcing some golden but too eye-catching cups to him, which could only be used to hold small dried fish that needed to be adequately dried. A frustrated Braveli tweeted: "My whole life has been like walking on thin ice, and I have been trembling with fear all the way. How on earth can I realize my dream?" (Referring to conquering the earth and enslaving mankind) It was trending on the same day #won't be satisfied even if you win a Grand Slam? ! # [Note: 1. Stop spreading rumors about me, okay? Whose cake did I touch by spreading rumors and reporting? 2. The article about the Portuguese goalkeeper realizing his dream of the 2022 World Cup is used to make up for regrets. It may not be friendly to Argentine fans, so please be careful. 3. The cat's name Bravery Gato comes from the Spanish cat food Bravery and the Portuguese cat (gato). The name he gave himself, together they are Brave Cat. 4. Thank you to the little angels who support the genuine Duoduo and leave comments! Your support gives me encouragement (bixin). 5. There is no one in the world who doesn't love kittens! Cat door! Tweet: Gay friend's article: "[Football] Wild Child" Arsenal's unbeaten season Gay friend's article: "[Football] Anti-System" Fluid Physics Playing Football Pre-receipt of "[Football] Xixi Kick" and Xixi system invites teammates to kick and will definitely score a goal Pre-collection of "[Meiyu]V I'm 50, buy a lesson" 1990s actor articles The million-word article "[Meiyu] Presidential System, Not Satisfied?" Has been completed. Run for President System to Make Movies Purpose: to make up for regrets