Bu Ling was sentenced to torture and murder of his own kind in self-defense. Once all the merits he had accumulated for hundreds of years were lost, he would be in a state of despair within 7,749 days, with no hope of reincarnation.
Bu Ling:......
I have a saying mmp, I don't know whether to say it or not.
Until he was tempted by a reward for his high merits and went to the human world to deliver goods for his new neighbor. From then on, he took on many roles: courier, fake employee, family conflict mediator, and boyfriend? !
[Happy wedding evil spirit]
Why do beautiful brides keep disappearing? Why is there singing and dancing in the basement every night? Why do I always encounter a succubus with a human face and an animal body on the way to pick up my bride?
A affectionate widower has a friendly face but a vicious heart: What kind of low-class courier can come to my second wedding ceremony?
Bu Ling apologized: I'm sorry, Xifu was entrusted to take your dog's life, I'll give him a ride.
The next day, the widower's skin was skinned alive, and his whole body was "red and glowing".
Death wig
Fortune 500 companies work overtime to the limit and keep the lights on after get off work. Is this because employees have a noble spirit of dedication? Or is the remuneration generous, and those who can do more work? Or is it because after the lights are turned off, there are always screams and hundreds of computers flashing the screen in complaint?
Early Balding Manager: Bu Ling, make a 300-page PPT for my report tomorrow morning.
Bu Ling: You want me to be a cow or a horse? What kind of cow and horse are you?
He said to the ghost child who was hiding in a dark corner and dared not come out: Little ghost, I will help you turn off the light, how about you help me kill someone?
The next day, a manager who was prematurely bald lost his brain and his brains were all over his desk, causing a real mess for the company.
...
After sending gifts back and forth to the human world several times, rumors spread that the underworld had a new red-haired god of death who would give gifts to people before taking their lives.
A certain red-haired god of death, Ling, who is about to be reincarnated: "The god of death has completed his merits and has been laid off and re-employed!"
As a result, before even setting foot on the Naihe Bridge, he was thrown onto the paper-made feather bed: "You want to run away after taking my merits? Huh?"
Bu Ling looked at Jiang Youfeng's dark and dangerous eyes and explained in a low voice: "People have body temperature..."
Food guide:
1. She Niu's talk about high emotional intelligence was criticized by X Company for fear of being too warm and starry.
2. The main references related to metaphysics in this article are "Illustrated Taoist Book of Life and Death" and "Li Ren's Guide to Daily Copying"
3. Long-mouth attack
Intention: Merit comes from the heart