Starting Inventory of Idioms and Allusions [History Live Broadcast]

——Serial article "Evil disciple, why do you still need to post stickers?" Click on the column to take a look! ——Copywriting of this article: The idioms and allusions explained by history student Leng Yue were humorous and thought-provoking, attracting the love of many parents and students and attracting countless fans. Unexpectedly, the idiom dictionary she created was accidentally released into various parallel time and space. [Referring to a deer as a horse] [Everyone must know who the protagonist is who calls a deer a horse. The names of Zhao Gao and Hu Hai suddenly appeared on the sky. Right! It was Hu Hai, the second emperor of Qin, who colluded with Zhao Gao and led to the demise of the Qin Dynasty! Hearing this, the First Emperor came with his sword in hand. Zhao Gao and Hu Hai were frightened and urinated on the spot. First Emperor:! ! ! [Golden House Hidden Beauty] [Today Yueyue wants to talk to you about the woman behind the emperor through this idiom story. Golden House and Jiao originally have beautiful meanings, but this idiom is actually the desolate life of Queen Chen Ajiao. Ajiao Chen: I won't marry! Liu Che: The sky is harming me! [But it is undeniable that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty Liu Che was a wise king, and together with the First Emperor, he was called the Emperor of Qin and Han Wu! Ying Zheng: Haha! Liu Che: This statement is quite pertinent! A visitor who said "Gillian, Gillian is Jiaojiao" flooded into the live broadcast room and said: "It's called Jiaojiao's husband, please him!" Three visits to the thatched cottage Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang looked calm. A tourist named 'Everyone calls me the big-eared thief': "I've borrowed it from time to time, and my reputation will be immortalized by accident." Another one is called 'Silent Crouching Dragon': "How about setting up an empty city?" [Iron pestle grinding needle] Li Bai: Poet? It's not as fun as an alcoholic! 'The ghost soaked in the wine barrel': "This matter must be clarified, it is all caused by the wine bug!" ... Leng Yue's live broadcast room was inexplicably filled with countless "children". She was dumbfounded for a moment, and suddenly thought of creating a group called "I Play House with History" and invited everyone to join the group. Leng Yue was dumbfounded when she saw the name of their group chat. Is this a cosplay of an emperor character? Ying Zheng: Can a single emperor live forever? Liu Che: Same question. Li Shimin: Please give me a solution. Leng Yue: You will die quickly if you take drugs. All 'children': What is taking drugs? Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty suddenly said: Is it possible to cure hemorrhoids? Empress Wu Zhao: Ha! Men, isn't that a common problem with you? ! All the 'children':… Later, Leng Yue decided to explain historical problems via video. At the other end of the video, all the 'children' were standing in the court wearing dragon robes, waving their hands calmly, "Hi, Teacher Yueyue." Leng Yue was frightened and fainted, "Is this a dream?!" PS: Read the instructions: 1. In parallel time and space, there is no tampering with contemporary history. 2. There are many references to historical documents, and some of the content may be mixed with personal understanding and opinions. Don't argue, you are right! 3. If you don't like it, just discard the article without telling me. —————————————— Copywriting of "The Evil Disciple He Really Smells": Ming Liu was originally a genius card maker in the future world. In order to make divine cards, he traveled to the world of immortality and became the leader of the first immortal sect with the same name. The original person looks cold and arrogant on the surface, but he hides his unspeakable thoughts towards his third disciple Gu Hanli. Those three disciples are indeed good-looking, and their fiery red fur makes people fall in love with them. At a young age, they created their own Fengming Swordsmanship and stood proudly in the immortal sect. In the past, the original person would always use the name of the master to give personal guidance, but he was always rejected. The third disciple, Gu Hanli, even said that he didn't like the older ones. All I have to do is stick the label on Master's face! Until later, the third disciple Gu Hanli took advantage of his unpreparedness and killed the unlucky master with a sword! Ming Liu just took the place of his original self. The wolf cub who can't hold himself back! Everyone advised him that these evil disciples who deceived their teachers and destroyed their ancestors should be tried in public and killed directly! Ming Liu responded with a perfunctory expression, but he was looking for a target for the card making. At the Immortal Sect Judgment Conference, the more he looked at the third disciple, the more satisfied he became. When the thunder fell, he hugged him and cried, "He is mine, baby!" Everyone "..." Look at that worthless look! The entire Immortal Sect hates that iron cannot become steel but at the same time is helpless! Mainly, I can't defeat the master and apprentice! ** Gu Hanli was originally a demon who emerged from the demon world three hundred years ago. When he woke up, he was parasitic on a fire fox. He was taken away by someone as soon as he woke up, and that person became his master. This master hugged him every night and always liked to stroke his fluffy and soft fur. Gu Hanli felt very humiliated and thought that one day he would be killed! But when he later learned about his master's death, he couldn't sleep at night, always feeling that something was missing in his heart. Until the Immortal Sect Judgment Conference, his master came back from the dead. While Gu Hanli was secretly happy, he was hugged by his master and confessed in public, "You are mine, baby!" Gu Hanli's heart was beating so fast! The boom, boom, boom was comparable to thunder. That night, the master called him to sleep with him. For the first time, Gu Hanli carefully washed the fur until it was shiny, making sure to make the master feel comfortable and satisfied. Just when he pushed open the door and couldn't wait to get into bed, the master bit his neck with a pair of scarlet eyes, tightened his Adam's apple, and finally lifted his fiery red tail... Finally, when someone was crying and begging for mercy with wet eyes, a voice sounded in their ears at the same time, "If you want to control the divine card, you must first practice together..." Gu Hanli: "?!" Reading Guide: 1. The disciple is the one to attack, the master is the one to receive. Between the beds, the battle between 1 and 0... 2. In the early stage, the master was crazy about criticism, and in the later period, the disciples were crazy about criticism. The battle between crazy batches... Intention: Taking history as a mirror, we can know the rise and fall.