That woman played Teyvat out of her mind.
She cheered up the whole world.
It even goes as far as jumping sideways repeatedly in an infinite dungeon, acting like I'm killing myself.
It took five minutes to backstab three executives in one go, and within half an hour he became another person, performing a powerful online show.
Today, the number of victims has grown from one to an uncountable number of horrific units.
The last CEO from a certain Solstice once berated his childhood sweetheart. After 50 minutes of drunken rants, he recounted how Qingmei had given him "the power of science" but turned around and died suddenly.
There was only one Skyfire that he could not unlock, which made him cry every day and miss people when he saw things.
Victim: "The main reason is... I can't unlock Sky Fire ." Otherwise, one shot will kill the skin.
Me: "Uh... What happened next?" Fortunately, you couldn't unlock it.
"Later I vowed to climb to the highest place and take her share to become the strongest. But when I reached the top of the mortal world, I saw the gods overlooking me..."
"... That's her ("
"Then you're quite miserable." I commented silently to cheer up.
After hearing the victim's last words, a certain guest at the side couldn't help but speak out.
"I think back then, that teacher also saw all the scenery in this world with me... I just lamented that the good times did not last long."
"Later she died in a disaster, and her body was corroded by the devil's residue. When I arrived, she had died in the arms of my old friend... And disappeared like a lamp extinguished by the wind."
I took a breath of air: "You are miserable too."
But as soon as I finished speaking, the young man writing something on the side paused. The thin lips under the beak mask are curved in a beautiful arc.
"Oh? Do you think so?" A certain Xumi smiled and said, "Haha, about my former senior... She killed many of me."
"Dian within a Dian." He clicked his tongue, "What about you?"
The leader of a certain club on the side shook his head: "That person is not used to eating aquatic products, and he has been in Daozhi for a short time—"
Oh, that means I'm not being persecuted.
There is actually another fish that slipped through the net... I have to write it down.
"——In my memory, it's just that I accidentally wandered into the Hundred Ghost Night Parade when I was a child, and caught a glimpse of the shadow under the cherry tree."
"Haha, I thought it was some kind of fairy at that time... But I didn't expect it. When we met again, the old dream was shattered. Her smile was still like a flower, but the sword in her hand was hanging around my neck."
Me: "..."
This story is not over yet.
Many other enthusiasts also contributed.
A certain immortal with three eyes and five manifestations:
"... When I was young, I was taught by a mentor. Not long after, it will be this adult's... Memorial day. I heard that you know everything and everything... Can you... Help me find her remnant soul?"
A certain rice wife wanderer:
"Tsk, how many love debts has this woman incurred? I'll give you five thousand rough stones to kill all the men... No, all the women in that woman's life."
A certain "cook girl" with a wife in the same family:
"She promised to teach me how to cook... But she... You, can you help me find her?"
A certain gale sent an official:
"Seven Saints Summoning Special Card... She fell in love with me! I finally got the manuscript and paid the deposit... But she was actually 'murdered'...!"
A certain fox fairy palace secretary:
"Oh, don't mention it. She changes her vest all day long. Sometimes even I don't recognize her."
A certain lord of good Dharma and great wisdom:
"This is where you submit your article, right? Remember to come back for dinner today. I made date palm honey for you to eat~"
A certain Mondstadt poet:
"However, the wind brought the seeds of stories, but it could not bring this old friend. If you can't hear her interesting stories, life will lose a lot of fun - are you right?"
Me: "Ah? What you said is true!"
Tieguzhengzheng continued: "So you are all too cruel! V, I am fifty! I will fight on behalf of Didi, and I will help you get wanted revenge immediately."
Everyone: "..."
Everyone: "."
Is this a strategy for developing drama queens?
No, the people of Teyvat agreed that this was an experimental game by a madman.
After all, all the people in Teyvat have been tortured by her, and after all, this woman is me.
Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills. The bosses are all wearing my vest, and if I don't have a few more vests, how can this scene be successful?
So…
"Not nine-nine-eight, just one zero-eight-six! Click now to start reading - relax, this time I will definitely not be halfway through writing the text, and the middle road will collapse."
The main text is in the first person, and the main style of writing is sand sculpture.
Updates will follow suit, I will be very diligent if you leave more comments!
Contains OOC, bugs, logical confusion, typos, restraints, aliens, fine points, blood, violence, slight unlimited streaming, some quick travel...
The heroine looks very well-behaved, but in fact she is a villain, a bad woman, a fun-loving and the most powerful heartthrob, very crazy, she will do anything to achieve her goals, and she does not do anything in daily life.
The world view is connected with "After I Dressed as a Rich Man's Sister" and "I, the Successor of Heavenly Law, But the Villain is the Original Demon". There are not many, and it doesn't matter if you don't watch these.
Three views: After the shaping is completed, take another look!
Three views: After the shaping is completed, take another look!
Three views: After the shaping is completed, take another look!
Intention: Don't worry, it's just for children to play, it's already a trap