I was summoned to the Western Fantasy World by the Demon King because of my overwhelming negative energy.
Demon King: "You servant who hides the power of darkness, tell me your talents!"
Me: "I... Am an accountant!"
Demon King: "What?"
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Hello, I am currently a civilian in the villain camp.
Four days off and three days off, five insurances and two golds, 15 salary, ignorant leader (Devil), harmonious colleagues (Dragon, Demon, etc.), Feel free to take leave.
Under the dim green light, the Demon King's gorgeous long conference table, under the gaze of the top ten villain cadres.
I spread out a piece of white paper and said, "Our goal this year is to make a profit of 100,000!"
The cold and arrogant dragon youth sneered, his sapphire-like eyes dazzling, "Is such a small amount of money considered a goal? How much did we earn last year?"
I said: "Minus 2.6 Billion."
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At the same time, the Archbishop of the God of Light, who was also summoning souls from another world to look for the saint, said: "Where is I!!! I am such a big saint!"
God of Light: "I saw her coming."
Two seconds later.
God of Light: "I saw her leaving."
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Reject romance in the office and bribery from men/sexuals.
No matter how salty or sweet he is, he is an innocent and idiotic boss, the Demon King.
A cold, arrogant and knowledgeable young man from the dragon tribe.
The gloomy silence cannot resist the dark elf whose instinct is to respect women.
A gangster who is not good at gathering in groups, but a killer whale brother who has the same aesthetic.
A gentle and reliable undead knight who often puts his head everywhere.
Please reimburse according to the system! [Waving fist]
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※1. The text is in the third person.
2. Daily writing. Light comedy style.
3. The accounting content is low. The accounting-related content in the article has nothing to do with real life. It only serves the plot. Please feel free to watch it without any reading pressure!
4. Tweets are prohibited in the comment area and contact with 3D is prohibited.
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Copywriting of "Pure Prison Style Boyfriend":
I'm a researcher at the Villain Research Base.
Dealing with a group of psychopaths every day seriously affected my luck, so I reported this matter to my boss.
The boss said, "There are so many people locked up in the courtyard, let's pick one."
It is indeed difficult to choose a man from the trash can.
*
I have some small ability to confuse people's minds and change their choices.
Since I joined the company, there has never been a jailbreak incident, and the base has continuously rated it as excellent.
After all, I was in the minds of these villains:
It is Bai Yueguang who cannot be loved, the fiancée who is entangled in love and hate, the sister who loves him dearly, the vicious and beautiful little mother, and the hateful woman who betrayed him...
Human beings have different quirks.
I appease them, tailor-made cakes for each villain, and tell them that if they serve 999 years in prison, they can marry me and we can be released from prison together.
But I don't want to be stuck in this place for the rest of my life. I need to find an honest person as soon as possible.
Purpose: Observe accounting professional ethics
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Release the pre-collection and final text:
1. "Junior Sister, My Best Guide" The male cultivators are making trouble for me, please stop fighting, you are all good people!
2. "Pure Prison Style Boyfriend" has a five-risk and two-gold heroine and psychotic villains, and the man in the trash can.
3. "I ran away with my 12-year-old self" is a story about healing yourself.
4. "My Boyfriend Is Seafood" The mermaid and the girl develop each other.
Completed:
1. "I ran away after my boyfriend lost his memory" The two people who pretended to be perfect lovers both lost their vests.
2. "The Hero I Saved is the Villain" What should I do if the love-minded villain falls in love with an ordinary village girl.
3. "If you have money, you can do whatever you want [Through the Book]" The vicious female supporting character bought Bai Yueguang from the entertainment industry just to practice her acting skills. Bai Yueguang didn't believe it, but Bai Yueguang thought there could be other developments.
4. "I am omnipotent in the parallel world" My superhero is myself.
If you like it, you can collect novels and authors!
It turns out that it's been two years and I haven't published any new articles at all [Split] Li Pei, what do you want to pay me back for what you owe me?
On the fifth day after the accountant disappeared, I discovered the secret of the Demon King's life. At that time, he suddenly asked me a question without any warning, as if he had been thinking about this question silently for a long time.
"Since humans forget what happened, will they also forget what they said to others?"
"Human beings will leave whenever they want."
"Can't you even keep her under the contract?"
"Yes. Even the contract can't keep her."
"So what good are human promises?"
I don't know. I was busy completing the work assigned to me by Teacher Safire. I am worried because I find that there is a risk that the work will not be completed, and what scares me most is that Teacher Safire will have an inspection tomorrow.
"Then what's the use of human promises?"
The devil always asks a question and must get an answer. I was annoyed by the unfinished work, so I casually said:
"Human promises are of no use; they serve only to show false human sincerity – or apology."
"Oh!"
But after a while, he said with a bit of resentment:
"I don't believe you! Humans are weak. She is innocent. She will try to protect herself. They think those spells are terrible weapons..."
I didn't answer.
At this time I was thinking: "If I can't finish the work, I will burn it with fire."
The Demon King interrupted my thinking: "Do you really think humans..."
"Don't bother! I don't think anything of it! I just said it casually. I have serious things to do!"
He looked at me in surprise.
"Serious business!"
He stared at me as I held pen and paper in my hand, my fingers stained with black ink, bending over what he considered an obscure book.
"You sound a lot like Saphire!"
This makes me feel a little ashamed. But he continued relentlessly:
"You're confusing everything... You're confusing everything!"
He was really angry. Black curly hair swayed in the wind.
"I know that there is a certain fallen angel living in a castle. He doesn't like to listen to the prayers of believers. He fled to the Demon King's City just to find purity. He regards himself as a pure tool. He does nothing except pretending to be a stone statue and being in a daze. He talks to himself like you all day long: 'I am a hard-working angel! I am a hard-working angel!' This makes him feel more at ease when fishing. But he is not an angel - he is a stone statue!"
"What is he?"
"It's a stone statue!"
At this time, the devil turned pale with anger.
"Human life is too short. Human power is also very weak. Isn't it a serious thing to try to extend human time? Isn't the war between humans and other creatures important? Isn't this more important and serious than the daze of the fallen angel? If I personally know a unique human being in the world, and she only appears in my castle, but one morning, an evil dragon inadvertently kills her with a breath of dragon breath, I guess this is not important at all!"
His face turned red and he continued:
"If someone falls in love with a human being, there are hundreds of millions of stars in the sky, and this human being only appears on one of them, which is enough to make him feel happy when he looks up at the night sky. He will tell himself: 'There is my human being somewhere in the starry sky.' But if the evil dragon kills the human being, to him it will be the same as all the stars suddenly extinguishing! I guess it doesn't matter at all!"
He could say no more. He burst into tears. Night has fallen.
I'm speechless.
On a certain planet, on a certain planet, on this planet, in the Demon King's City, there is a Demon King who needs me to comfort him!
I tried to remedy that.
I said: "The human you love will not be in danger... I will draw a muzzle for your evil dragon... I will draw a defensive magic circle for you to protect the human being... I..."
I don't know what to say. I feel very embarrassed. I don't know how to approach and reach... This is a mysterious place, this land of tears.
Peipei, are you coming back? I miss you [Cat Claw]
The little black sheep's humans are lost.
On his way to find humans, he met a novelist.
The novelist stated that he had never met his human counterpart. The little black sheep was a little disappointed and planned to leave.
The novelist suddenly became very excited.
"But you are from the Demon Realm! You are the Demon King! Tell me about your Demon King's Castle!"
The novelist had opened his notebook and sharpened his pencil.
"Speak," said the novelist.
"Oh! My Demon King's Castle," said the little black sheep, "isn't very fun, it's very small. I have several subordinates. Some take turns in the castle, and some stay in their own territory. But it's hard to say whether they will continue to work for me in the future."
"It's hard to say," the novelist said.
"There is still a human in my Demon King's Castle."
"We don't include humans," the novelist said.
"Why? This human being is the most precious!"
"Because humans are fleeting."
"What does 'ephemeral' mean?"
"The cadres of the Demon King's Castle," the novelist said, "are all immortal species. It is difficult for humans to compete with them. When humans grow old or even die of natural causes, they are still young and strong. What we write is something that will always exist."
"But the cadres of the Demon King's Castle may also die on the way." The Demon King interrupted, "What does 'fleeting' mean?"
"Dead or alive, it all seems the same to us," the novelist said. "That's too far away. For us, what matters is now."
"But what does 'fleeting' mean?" Asked the Devil, for he always asked questions and always had to get answers.
"It means 'in danger of rapid destruction'." "
"My humanity is in danger of rapid extinction?"
"Of course. "
"My human is fleeting," said the Demon King, "and she has only a staff to defend herself from the outside world! I actually let her leave my Demon King's Castle alone! "
This was the first time he felt regretful. But he took courage.
"Where should I look for her next?"
"Saint-Malo," the novelist said, "I heard that Saint-Malo is very good..."
So the Demon King left, thinking about his humans.
So Prince 00 domesticated the little black sheep. Soon they will be separated from each other.
"Oh!" Said the little black sheep, "... I will cry."
"It's your fault," Prince 00 said, "I don't want you to be sad, but you want me to tame you."
"That's right," said the little black sheep.
"Then you are still crying!" Prince 00 said.
"Yes," said the little black sheep.
"So you get nothing!"
"I got the benefit," said the little black sheep, "because of the colors of the night."
Then he said:
"Go and see those monsters again. Then you will understand that your lamb is unique. Then come back and say goodbye to me, and I will give you a secret as a gift."
00The prince went to see those monsters again.
"You are nothing like my lambs. You are nothing now," she said. "No one has tamed you, and you have not tamed anyone. You are just like the monster cub before. He was just an ordinary monster cub, no different from thousands of other monster cubs. But I gave him a name (briquette), and now he is unique in the world."
Those monsters felt uncomfortable hearing this.
"You are strong, but also empty," she added. "No one will sacrifice their souls for you. Of course, ordinary passers-by will think that my lamb is similar to you. But he is more important than all of you put together, because I have fed him. Because I have tucked him in. Because I have shown him the scenery. Because I have shared Safir's anger with him. Because I have listened to his complaints and boasts, and even listened to his silence sometimes. Because he is my lamb."
She went back to find the little black sheep.
"Goodbye," she said...
"Goodbye," said the little black sheep, "this is my secret. It's very simple: you can only see clearly with your heart. Important things are invisible with your eyes."
"Important things are invisible to the eyes," Prince 00 followed, to remember this sentence.
"It's the time you give to your lambs that makes your lambs so important."
"Exactly the time I paid for my lamb..." Prince 00 followed, so that he could remember this sentence.
"Humans have forgotten this truth," said the little black sheep, "but you must not forget it. You are always responsible for the things you tame. You are responsible for your lamb..."
"I am responsible for my lamb..." Prince 00 followed, so that he could remember this sentence.
My wife misses you a little, it's time to come back and write a new article
Hahahahahahahaha I feel so comfortable! Li Pei, I will announce you! The only thing that makes me anxious is Lin's lifespan. Please live for a long time h
It's a heart-warming article. Although I don't like watching modern times, I still bought all the extras. The article with the accompanying movies is as heartwarming as I remembered it from many years ago.
Don't you want to write now?
So cute and healing! ! Thank you for matching! ! !
A very cute article
Finished the fourth chapter. It's a touch of melancholy. It's really a warm and heart-warming article that is rare to see. I hope Lin Lin and everyone in Demon King City can always be happy. I can't bear to leave it.
I looked through the notes and found that I forgot to post the comment I wrote during the previous serialization. TT I'll add it here.
Welcome to the Demon King's Castle!
I finished it in one go. It's a really happy story!
So happy... Thank the author for being willing to write this book...
Match,,,, match,,,,,, I miss you so much😭😭😭
Teacher, teacher, where have you been? I almost memorized this article, why haven't you come back yet😭😭😭
Come back and match, Xihuan can't live without you [hug my thigh]
It is a wonderfully humorous Japanese-style European-style Western fantasy novel. It is very interesting to complain about. It is written in a comic light novel style. The male and female protagonists are sweet and cute, and the single-arrow love lines of the male partners are very fragrant.
Release the pre-collection and final text: 1. "Junior Sister, My Best Guide" The male cultivators are making trouble for me, please stop fighting, you are all good people! 2. "Pure Prison Style Boyfriend" has a five-risk and two-gold heroine and psychotic villains, and the man in the trash can. 3. "I ran away with my 12-year-old self" is a story about healing yourself. 4. "My Boyfriend Is Seafood" The mermaid and the girl develop each other. Completed: 1. "I ran away after my boyfriend lost his memory" The two people who pretended to be perfect lovers both lost their vests. 2. "The Hero I Saved is the Villain" What should I do if the love-minded villain falls in love with an ordinary village girl. 3. "If you have money, you can do whatever you want [Through the Book]" The vicious female supporting character bought Bai Yueguang from the entertainment industry just to practice her acting skills. Bai Yueguang didn't believe it, but Bai Yueguang thought there could be other developments. 4. "I am omnipotent in the parallel world" My superhero is myself. If you like it, you can collect novels and authors!
It turns out that it's been two years and I haven't published any new articles at all [Split] Li Pei, what do you want to pay me back for what you owe me?
On the fifth day after the accountant disappeared, I discovered the secret of the Demon King's life. At that time, he suddenly asked me a question without any warning, as if he had been thinking about this question silently for a long time. "Since humans forget what happened, will they also forget what they said to others?" "Human beings will leave whenever they want." "Can't you even keep her under the contract?" "Yes. Even the contract can't keep her." "So what good are human promises?" I don't know. I was busy completing the work assigned to me by Teacher Safire. I am worried because I find that there is a risk that the work will not be completed, and what scares me most is that Teacher Safire will have an inspection tomorrow. "Then what's the use of human promises?" The devil always asks a question and must get an answer. I was annoyed by the unfinished work, so I casually said: "Human promises are of no use; they serve only to show false human sincerity – or apology." "Oh!" But after a while, he said with a bit of resentment: "I don't believe you! Humans are weak. She is innocent. She will try to protect herself. They think those spells are terrible weapons..." I didn't answer. At this time I was thinking: "If I can't finish the work, I will burn it with fire." The Demon King interrupted my thinking: "Do you really think humans..." "Don't bother! I don't think anything of it! I just said it casually. I have serious things to do!" He looked at me in surprise. "Serious business!" He stared at me as I held pen and paper in my hand, my fingers stained with black ink, bending over what he considered an obscure book. "You sound a lot like Saphire!" This makes me feel a little ashamed. But he continued relentlessly: "You're confusing everything... You're confusing everything!" He was really angry. Black curly hair swayed in the wind. "I know that there is a certain fallen angel living in a castle. He doesn't like to listen to the prayers of believers. He fled to the Demon King's City just to find purity. He regards himself as a pure tool. He does nothing except pretending to be a stone statue and being in a daze. He talks to himself like you all day long: 'I am a hard-working angel! I am a hard-working angel!' This makes him feel more at ease when fishing. But he is not an angel - he is a stone statue!" "What is he?" "It's a stone statue!" At this time, the devil turned pale with anger. "Human life is too short. Human power is also very weak. Isn't it a serious thing to try to extend human time? Isn't the war between humans and other creatures important? Isn't this more important and serious than the daze of the fallen angel? If I personally know a unique human being in the world, and she only appears in my castle, but one morning, an evil dragon inadvertently kills her with a breath of dragon breath, I guess this is not important at all!" His face turned red and he continued: "If someone falls in love with a human being, there are hundreds of millions of stars in the sky, and this human being only appears on one of them, which is enough to make him feel happy when he looks up at the night sky. He will tell himself: 'There is my human being somewhere in the starry sky.' But if the evil dragon kills the human being, to him it will be the same as all the stars suddenly extinguishing! I guess it doesn't matter at all!" He could say no more. He burst into tears. Night has fallen. I'm speechless. On a certain planet, on a certain planet, on this planet, in the Demon King's City, there is a Demon King who needs me to comfort him! I tried to remedy that. I said: "The human you love will not be in danger... I will draw a muzzle for your evil dragon... I will draw a defensive magic circle for you to protect the human being... I..." I don't know what to say. I feel very embarrassed. I don't know how to approach and reach... This is a mysterious place, this land of tears.
Peipei, are you coming back? I miss you [Cat Claw]
The little black sheep's humans are lost. On his way to find humans, he met a novelist. The novelist stated that he had never met his human counterpart. The little black sheep was a little disappointed and planned to leave. The novelist suddenly became very excited. "But you are from the Demon Realm! You are the Demon King! Tell me about your Demon King's Castle!" The novelist had opened his notebook and sharpened his pencil. "Speak," said the novelist. "Oh! My Demon King's Castle," said the little black sheep, "isn't very fun, it's very small. I have several subordinates. Some take turns in the castle, and some stay in their own territory. But it's hard to say whether they will continue to work for me in the future." "It's hard to say," the novelist said. "There is still a human in my Demon King's Castle." "We don't include humans," the novelist said. "Why? This human being is the most precious!" "Because humans are fleeting." "What does 'ephemeral' mean?" "The cadres of the Demon King's Castle," the novelist said, "are all immortal species. It is difficult for humans to compete with them. When humans grow old or even die of natural causes, they are still young and strong. What we write is something that will always exist." "But the cadres of the Demon King's Castle may also die on the way." The Demon King interrupted, "What does 'fleeting' mean?" "Dead or alive, it all seems the same to us," the novelist said. "That's too far away. For us, what matters is now." "But what does 'fleeting' mean?" Asked the Devil, for he always asked questions and always had to get answers. "It means 'in danger of rapid destruction'." " "My humanity is in danger of rapid extinction?" "Of course. " "My human is fleeting," said the Demon King, "and she has only a staff to defend herself from the outside world! I actually let her leave my Demon King's Castle alone! " This was the first time he felt regretful. But he took courage. "Where should I look for her next?" "Saint-Malo," the novelist said, "I heard that Saint-Malo is very good..." So the Demon King left, thinking about his humans.
So Prince 00 domesticated the little black sheep. Soon they will be separated from each other. "Oh!" Said the little black sheep, "... I will cry." "It's your fault," Prince 00 said, "I don't want you to be sad, but you want me to tame you." "That's right," said the little black sheep. "Then you are still crying!" Prince 00 said. "Yes," said the little black sheep. "So you get nothing!" "I got the benefit," said the little black sheep, "because of the colors of the night." Then he said: "Go and see those monsters again. Then you will understand that your lamb is unique. Then come back and say goodbye to me, and I will give you a secret as a gift." 00The prince went to see those monsters again. "You are nothing like my lambs. You are nothing now," she said. "No one has tamed you, and you have not tamed anyone. You are just like the monster cub before. He was just an ordinary monster cub, no different from thousands of other monster cubs. But I gave him a name (briquette), and now he is unique in the world." Those monsters felt uncomfortable hearing this. "You are strong, but also empty," she added. "No one will sacrifice their souls for you. Of course, ordinary passers-by will think that my lamb is similar to you. But he is more important than all of you put together, because I have fed him. Because I have tucked him in. Because I have shown him the scenery. Because I have shared Safir's anger with him. Because I have listened to his complaints and boasts, and even listened to his silence sometimes. Because he is my lamb." She went back to find the little black sheep. "Goodbye," she said... "Goodbye," said the little black sheep, "this is my secret. It's very simple: you can only see clearly with your heart. Important things are invisible with your eyes." "Important things are invisible to the eyes," Prince 00 followed, to remember this sentence. "It's the time you give to your lambs that makes your lambs so important." "Exactly the time I paid for my lamb..." Prince 00 followed, so that he could remember this sentence. "Humans have forgotten this truth," said the little black sheep, "but you must not forget it. You are always responsible for the things you tame. You are responsible for your lamb..." "I am responsible for my lamb..." Prince 00 followed, so that he could remember this sentence.
My wife misses you a little, it's time to come back and write a new article
Hahahahahahahaha I feel so comfortable! Li Pei, I will announce you! The only thing that makes me anxious is Lin's lifespan. Please live for a long time h
It's a heart-warming article. Although I don't like watching modern times, I still bought all the extras. The article with the accompanying movies is as heartwarming as I remembered it from many years ago.
Don't you want to write now?
So cute and healing! ! Thank you for matching! ! !
A very cute article
Finished the fourth chapter. It's a touch of melancholy. It's really a warm and heart-warming article that is rare to see. I hope Lin Lin and everyone in Demon King City can always be happy. I can't bear to leave it.
I looked through the notes and found that I forgot to post the comment I wrote during the previous serialization. TT I'll add it here.
Welcome to the Demon King's Castle!
I finished it in one go. It's a really happy story!
So happy... Thank the author for being willing to write this book...
Match,,,, match,,,,,, I miss you so much😭😭😭
Teacher, teacher, where have you been? I almost memorized this article, why haven't you come back yet😭😭😭
Come back and match, Xihuan can't live without you [hug my thigh]
It is a wonderfully humorous Japanese-style European-style Western fantasy novel. It is very interesting to complain about. It is written in a comic light novel style. The male and female protagonists are sweet and cute, and the single-arrow love lines of the male partners are very fragrant.