[Double cleanliness, double strength, double penetration, the male protagonist has a system, and the female protagonist has many vests, there is no misunderstanding].
After accidentally saving a person, Mu Qingyue has been entangled with him ever since, and she can also hear what the other person is thinking.
The man said: Mr. Su is right, Yueyue is indeed suitable for green clothes.
Inside: Green clothes, green shoes, green jewelry. If you didn't know this, you would think that this child was cheated.
Mu Qingyue:......
Appearance: This kid looks quite old.
In my heart: How does this old man look like that big black rat that turned into a spirit? He is so fierce. Damn it, does he have the plague?
Mu Qingyue:......
Surface: Yueyue, please don't let me go. I'm super good. I can wash clothes, cook and fish. Forget it, as long as Yueyue is happy, it doesn't matter if I live on the street.
In my heart: The money I bought for "Green Tea Self-cultivation" with 20 points was not in vain.
Mu Qingyue: ... Brother, did we get a script together?
Why do I feel like this should be my script?
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One day, Mu Qingyue, who was sleeping in a tree, suddenly found a person under the tree whose purple clothes were stained with blood, holding a long sword and looking full of killing, which was very different from usual people, and said hello with a smile.
The man looked at her blankly, moved his mouth, and then, in the eyes of everyone who saw the ghost, he dropped his sword, took off his blood-stained robe, and ran to her, crying in grievance.
"Yueyue, they beat me. You see, there were cuts on my arms. It hurts."
Everyone:...
What a hell.
[Small theater:
Someone pointed at Ma Lian on the roadside and asked, "Yue Bao, is this a leek?"
Mu Qingyue glanced at it and explained, "That's Malian, a plant used to make straw sandals."
Someone pointed at the garlic on the roadside and asked, "Is this an onion?"
Mu Qingyue gave him a complicated look, "Those are garlic sprouts. Don't you know how to cook? Why don't you recognize this common dish?"
Hearing this, someone had a guilty look in his eyes and said, "I used cilantro as celery and added half of the garlic to make dumplings. The cactus my grandma raised asked me to add eggs to make the dumplings, but the old lady forced me to peel them."
Mu Qingyue's face turned green after hearing these words, "You stay away from our kitchen from now on, I'm afraid you'll poison me to death."
Someone pulled her sleeve with an aggrieved look on her face.
Intention: Women can also stand upright