My Straight Roommate Turned Gay After Pretending to Be a Couple

Please give me advance notice of "The beautiful roommate in a skirt fell off the horse" As a very famous flower that no one can defeat, Xu Sinian has been very distressed recently. He encountered two problems. First, there was a computer senior who was chasing him with endless tricks. Even if Xu Sinian coldly rejected him eight hundred times, he still wouldn't stop. Second, this senior's roommate, Lu Qingchuan, is Xu Sinian's crush since high school. It's a pity that Lu Qingchuan is a straight man who can't be more straight. He also has the Kongtong buff and keeps away from all homosexuals. Xu Sinian: QAQ Who knows the pain of dying before a secret love comes from one's family background? In order to get rid of unnecessary harassment, Xu Sinian, at the suggestion of his roommate, decided to find a fake boyfriend to ward off the bad love around him and restore his innocence. On the first day of recruiting fake boyfriends, Xu Sinian saw the verification message that lit up on WeChat—— Lu Qingchuan, Department of Computer Science: Aren't you looking for a boyfriend? Why, they can do it, but I can't? Xu Sinian: Is Lu Qingchuan crazy? ? ? Xu Sinian replied tremblingly: Lu Qingchuan, aren't you a straight man? Lu Qingchuan himself was much calmer. He just leaned lazily on the door frame and said casually: "We are all straight men, what are we afraid of?" - The trick of pretending to be a boyfriend was indeed very effective, and the annoying senior never appeared in front of Xu Sinian again. It's just that Xu Sinian had a guilty conscience and was afraid that Lu Qingchuan would find out that he really liked men and cut himself into pieces, so he went to Little Digua all night to search for how to get along with straight men. There are many kinds of comments in the comment area, but there are only a few answers: 1. Be thick-skinned, chat with him whenever you have time, and quickly establish an emotional connection with him. 2. Inadvertently increase body contact, such as fingers, Adam's apple and chest muscles, so that he can get used to your touch. 3. Do what he likes and praise him in the areas he is good at. Xu Sinian was convinced and took quick action to achieve a three-pronged approach. However, the chat between the two gradually took a strange direction. Xu Sinian: Lu Qingchuan, your Adam's apple is so big, it looks so sexy. Lu Qingchuan:? I can touch it if you like. Xu Sinian OS: Is there such a good thing? Xu Sinian: Lu Qingchuan, your abdominal muscles have been trained very well. The mermaid line is even clearer than our mannequin! Lu Qingchuan: You can come to my house to paint today, and I will be your exclusive mannequin. Xu Sinian: (¯¯) Drooling Lu Qingchuan is such a good person! ! ! Xu Sinian: Lu Qingchuan, your house is so big, and the decoration is very tasteful. The aesthetics are really great! Lu Qingchuan: Come and live with me. This will make it easier for you to live-draw. Xu Sinian: The male god! ! ! I love you forever! ! ! In just a few months, his relationship with Lu Qingchuan heated up rapidly, and the good relationship could almost wear a pair of pants. Xu Sinian thought, netizens are not deceiving me. Lu Qingchuan really didn't realize that he was gay. But when he accompanied Lu Qingchuan to a club dinner, the other party accidentally drew a risk card in the game [Kiss the nearest person for more than ten seconds]. Xu Sinian:! It's so exciting, but Lu Qingchuan will definitely punish himself with three cups to escape the game. He was idly digging into the strawberry cake on the table. Who would have thought that the next second, Lu Qingchuan would grab his neck and kiss him without hesitation. The dense cream melted in his mouth, and Xu Sinian's cerebral cortex was smoothed in an instant. He stared blankly at Lu Qingchuan's handsome face, the tips of his ears were red and bleeding, straight... Are all straight men so brave? But he was a little scared QAQ - The contract to pretend to be a couple was about to expire. Xu Sinian thought for a long time and decided to tell Lu Qingchuan the truth. He is an out-and-out gay. TAT In order to avoid being thrown out of the house by Lu Qingchuan, Xu Sinian secretly packed his luggage, but accidentally discovered the diary hidden by Lu Qingchuan. 11.21, Nian Nian's waist is so thin, I want to touch it. 12.3, Nian Nian's butt is so perky that I want to kiss her. 12.29, Nian Nian is so sexy when she is panting, I want to hug her. Xu Sinian: "..." Little one, you still have two faces. As soon as the diary was closed, Xu Sinian looked up and saw Lu Qingchuan leaning against the door frame. The smile on the corner of the other party's lips was careless, and he said lazily: "Xu Sinian, I should have become a regular employee long ago." Concept: What are straight men afraid of?