Xu Xinyue, the youngest associate professor in northern Qing Dynasty, passed away.
She dressed up as the stupid and mindless cannon fodder in a showbiz novel. After the original owner took the genius Zai Zai as a gift from the marriage to a baby variety show, he behaved in various ways, and was eventually disgusted by the fans and quit the baby variety show early.
When Xu Xinyue woke up, it was the day after her contract with Wa Zong was terminated——
Faced with an artist contract with half a year left, Xu Xinyue pushed away various invitations from her agent and decisively took the genius Zai Zai to participate in another show: "Super Brain".
——Preparing to return to the old profession.
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Someone broke the news that Xu Xinyue brought her cub to "Super Brain".
At the beginning, netizens squatted in front of the show to watch the jokes:
[I can't go to Zhizong because I can't go on. Is it embarrassing to go to Zizong?
[Isn't this woman here to make fun of you? With her IQ, she might not be able to calculate even the elementary school math olympiad.
[Damn, I'm really speechless. Why are she and her weird kid everywhere? Can't we withdraw from the circle?
[It's so popular that Zhi Zong is here. Help, I really don't want to see the mentally ill Xu Xinyue and her weird cub. Can I withdraw? Please]
Later, after the program team aired several episodes, netizens went crazy:
[Damn, this woman has such a damn charming IQ!
[Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[Ask: What should I do because Xu Xinyue has become sapiosexual?
[Can any kind-hearted person tell me where I can get a gifted boy like Min Min Zai?
[How can there be such a beautiful and versatile beautiful sister? ! ! I can watch a hundred episodes of this show!
Later——
Five-year-old Zaizai became the youngest finalist in history, beating all the big guys.
In the finals, Xu Xinyue single-handedly met the challenge of the elites from the eight countries, sat firmly in the ring, and successfully won the championship. Her beautiful and confident appearance completely became popular all over the Internet.
But the next day, Xu Xinyue, who had obtained a place in Qingbei, issued a statement to withdraw from the circle.
Countless netizens who have been in the trap for less than three months:? ? ?
Wife, are you kidding me? It's so easy to make money in the entertainment industry! Come and save some tuition for Min Min Zai! !
In response, the president of the Qin Group, the top industry leader, quietly posted a photo of a family of three on social media.
Netizens:! ! ! ! It's us who don't deserve it (crying jpg.)
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Qin Zemin's little Zaizai didn't particularly like his stepmother at first. She was so stupid that she even liked him to point fingers.
But later, Qin Zemin's little Zaizai gave himself a nickname - "Xiao Xu".
■Small theater■
After Xu Xinyue became popular on the show, many people came to ask for her contact information.
Qin Zemin's little Zaizai has been strictly guarding against this, and said: Only the person who wins my mother can fall in love with my mother!
Married person Qin:...
■There is CP: Copywriter Qin.
■The cub is the child of the protagonist's brother
■The program is inspired by "The Strongest Brain" and has competition system reference
■[Brainless and refreshing article], [Genius heroine and genius Zai Zai]
Please collect the advance copy of the column "The top-notch sister is a social fear, but she is rich"
Copywriting:
Jiang accidentally hit his head when he went out to collect rent. When he woke up, he found that there was the contents of a novel in his mind.
In the novel, her younger brother Jiang Kong, who is currently a star, is the most popular top star in domestic entertainment. However, after becoming a top star, he is plagued by bad luck: he is followed and secretly photographed by illegitimate students, edited into malicious videos, and spread various rumors... Even when he participates in variety shows, he will be disliked by everyone due to various accidents, and eventually ends up being blacklisted by the entire network and ending in depression.
In reality, Jiang Yi raised his eyes and looked at the young boy who hurried over to the hospital bed with a nervous and concerned expression. He gritted his teeth and said quickly: "Do you have a variety show where you can bring guests? Take me."
#I'm afraid I'll regret it if I speak too slowly#
She should be able to overcome #social fear and all that... #
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It is rumored on the Internet that Jiang Kong, a top star who has been in the limelight recently, will bring his sister to participate in a variety show, and netizens are talking a lot.
[Real sister or fake sister? Isn't Jiang Kong an orphan?
[Oh, it's not enough for one person to make money in the entertainment industry, so he has to bring his family to make money too, right? I advise you not to go too far]
[Jiang Kong is so arrogant and domineering, and loves to act like a monster to steal the spotlight. His sister will definitely not be much better]
[Is Jiang Kong confused? Are you starting to take care of new people now?
[There are rumors that something happened to Jiang Kong. The punishment may not be announced when. The company wants to finally use Jiang Kong's popularity]
[Jiang Kong and his sister? Help, can we still watch this show? If we invite two big scourges to come up, it won't be all about them, right? Already feeling suffocated in advance]
[Boycott Jiang Kong and his sister, and quit if you have the vision to trouble yourself, OK?
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The variety show even topped the list of "The Most Unanticipated Variety Show of the Year" with high votes.
Therefore, after the show was launched, netizens from all walks of life set up their keyboards and prepared to strongly boycott Jiang Kong and his sister, but found that there were very few scenes of the two of them.
Jiang Kong's sister only showed her face at the beginning and then disappeared.
Jiang Kong enthusiastically and actively fulfilled the tasks of the two of them, busy in circles, and their daily exchanges were:
"Where's my sister?"
"Has anyone seen my sister?"
"XXX, do you know where my sister is?"
Both anti-fans and non-anti-fans were silent.
Jiang Kong! You can't live without your sister, can you? ! !
Jiang Kong! What else can you say besides looking for your sister? ! !
Later, the program team changed the rules, and Jiang Yi was forced to appear on the scene and act as Jiang Kong's strategist.
"Sister, how should I do this?"
Jiang Yi: "I'll search it on Baidu."
"Sister, I can't drive this car."
Jiang Yi: "Buy one for you and learn from it!"
"Sister..."
"Buy! Learn!"
Netizens: [Is it because Jiang Kong doesn't know how to fly a plane, so my sister wants to buy one for him?
Jiang Kong: Already bought it, hehe~
Netizens: [Help, where can I get a sister like this?
[Sister, you also have a younger brother (sister) who is living abroad, do you remember?
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Jiang Kong admires a senior in the circle very much: Pei Wusi.
The other party is the youngest actor, has countless fans, and is easy to win awards.
After the two people appeared on the same show and became good friends, the other party answered almost all his questions and said everything he knew.
Until the other party answers his daily inquiry for the Nth time:
——"Where is my sister?"
- "Behind the garden swing."
Only then did Jiang Kong realize something: Why does he know my sister's whereabouts better than me, my biological brother?
Intention: Study hard and make progress every day.