But I Am a Serious River God.

——Advance collection of "When in Decision, Believe in Science"—— Yuan Ji transformed into a river god in a cultivation novel. With a low status and low spiritual power, he had to clean up the "garbage" thrown into the river by the monks every day, which was miserable. The male protagonist in the original book, who was forced to the Forgotten River by his enemies, had red eyes and cried out with grief and anger, "Thirty years to the east of the river, thirty..." Before he finished speaking, he was hit by a bunch of heavenly magic weapons falling from the sky and his head was badly bruised. Yuanji, who had just thrown away the garbage, felt guilty and burst into tears when he saw the male protagonist of the original book in front of him, "Thank you, senior, for saving me. I am willing to do my best for you in this life." Yuanji:...? The genius sword cultivator in the original book was seriously injured and fell into the River of Forgetfulness. As his soul gradually dissipated, he saw a flash of white light. When he woke up again, he saw that the monster that was chasing him was being roasted on the fire by a girl with a beautiful face. He immediately started struggling, "Thank you, senior, for saving me. I wonder if you are willing to accept me as your disciple?" Yuanji, who was just glad that he fished people out quickly and didn't let the blood pollute the river:...? One day, Yuanji, who was working hard to salvage garbage, picked up a man in red clothes from the water, but his temperament was as cold as an immortal. Yuanji was silent for a moment. Is this the "daughter-in-law" given to me? Yuanji took a breath and took two steps back, "But I am a serious river god!" * There is such a rumor circulating among the major sects recently. In the Wangchuan, which everyone fears, there lives the only true god in this world. Her strength is unfathomable, and the sons of destiny, sword masters, beast masters, etc. Are all her followers. Even the cruel and violent Demonic Cultivator, who never wanted to be inferior to others, wore a vest of light of the right path and hid beside her in order to improve his cultivation. Yuanji, who accidentally heard the rumor, waved his hands repeatedly: No, no, no, don't talk nonsense, I am a serious river god! ——Put it in advance———— "When in doubt, believe in science" Bai Siwei is a real unlucky guy who was reborn as a poor little girl with miserable family background. It was not easy to get out of the mountains after receiving the university admission notice. Only then did I realize that something was not right with this world. Why is there such unscientific propaganda as "Guide to Preserving Life" and "Two or Three Things You Must Read to Catching Demons" in the college admission notice? After a moment of silence, she silently took out her newly bought second-hand mobile phone and scanned the QR code to join the freshmen group. Ding~ The 2023 Monster Catching Chat Group welcomes you to join~ Bai Siwei:...... I may have been deceived. Downloading the anti-fraud app has made a huge contribution to eradicating this kind of fraud gang. After receiving some love and concern from the school leaders, Bai Siwei successfully reported at the university. The courses in the university are very rich, but the classmates are not normal. In physical education class, classmate A always said that he could fly and used a wooden sword as a skateboard. Bai Siwei sincerely suggests: Why not install two wheels first? In art class, classmate B was suspected of self-mutilation. He often pricked his fingers and drew talismans there. Bai Siwei silently handed over a plate of red paint: This will make it more vivid. In the experimental class, classmate C was so frightened that a small animal suddenly appeared that she fainted. Bai Siwei:...? Without hesitation, he raised the brick in his hand. * Student A: Bai Siwei told me to believe in science, but she turned around and flew down from the third floor to grab the limited edition chicken drumsticks in the cafeteria. Student B: Bai Siwei told me to believe in science, and then she drew a thunder talisman with her bare hands and saved an earth-bound spirit in the school. Student C: Bai Siwei told me to believe in science, but she turned around and beat the rampaging monster to death with a brick. ——Advance receipt of "Lili Sparkling Water"—— The peacock opens its tail and begs my wife to love me again A scheming black dog under age x a beauty with a long reflex arc By chance, Jiang Li and her ex-boyfriend Xi Ye became neighbors. When we met again, Xi Ye had become a popular and capable singer. Different from the young and immature boy in his memory, the 25-year-old Xi Ye is unruly and wild, with an indifference hidden under his eyes that repels people from thousands of miles away. However, the other party seems to have forgotten himself. Jiang Li thought that the two of them would live happily as strangers as neighbors. But she found that Xi Ye appeared around her more frequently. The coffee shop downstairs, the nearby cinema, the art gallery in the city, the wetland park in the suburbs... Jiang Li found that wherever she and her "good sisters" mentioned, Xi Ye would appear in her sight on time within half an hour. An incredible suspicion came to her mind, and she picked up her phone and sent a message to her "good sister". "Sister, I seem to have met someone I like, what should I do?" Ten minutes later, the doorbell rang. Xi Ye, who had always been calm and unfazed, now had scarlet eyes and a hint of panic in his tone. "I regret it, please don't like others, okay?" Jiang Li's heart skipped a beat. * One day, a friend request suddenly appeared on Xi Ye's mobile phone, from the white moonlight he had always missed - Jiang Li. But the other party seemed to have added the wrong person, so he called him sister when he came up. Xi Ye did not tell her the truth and watched silently as she shared her life with him. Until one day when he learned Jiang Li's home address, he felt like a cat was scratching his head, and he suppressed the impatience in his heart. The next day he moved next door to Jiang Li's house and became her neighbor. He originally thought that he would be satisfied as long as he could see Jiang Li every day, but suddenly one day, Jiang Li told him that she had someone she liked. Xi Ye endured it. I couldn't hold it back. That day he knocked on the door next door. Intention: With your own efforts, you will eventually succeed