New article "I Rely on the Fourth Natural Disaster to Pretend to Be a God [History]" Requesting for acceptance
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As a simple and unpretentious social worker, Chen Qiao goes to work every day like visiting a grave. He often feels that he is on the verge of sudden death and is forced to work overtime. The most important thing is that he has less money and more to do.
Just when she was about to resign, a live broadcast system came to Chen Qiao and offered Chen Qiao such good salary and benefits that Chen Qiao was so moved that tears flowed from the corners of her mouth.
As a result, after signing the labor employment contract and watching the live broadcast content in detail, Chen Qiao discovered that he had been deceived by the system!
After all, how could this be a live broadcast that a serious person [this is not the point] would do? Where is this live broadcast that can make a lot of money [this is the point]? !
Chen Qiao immediately regretted saying he would quit, and then was slapped with a liquidated damages clause worth hundreds of millions by the ruthless live broadcast system.
Chen Qiao, who had just resigned and was penniless, could only move the bricks to work [crossed out] with hatred, and then started live broadcasting like water.
#Let the old men and women in Shiliba Village scream with joy late at night. The truth of the matter turns out to be like this! #——This is a live broadcast about the postpartum care of sows.
#Men will be silent for a while after watching it, and women will cry after hearing it. This is an anecdote that is rare in a thousand years! #——This is to explain how to avoid fraudulent live broadcasts such as "I, Qin Shihuang/Han Wu Emperor/Tang Taizong, send money" and so on.
#Learn this 18-step ancestral secret that is passed down to both men and women, so that your lover will never be able to leave you again! #——This is a live broadcast of farming tips analyzing mulberry and water conservancy.
#Understand these four little things and you will be able to travel around the world without fear! #——This is a live broadcast of the historical inventory of China's four great inventions.
#Click666 will take you to deeply experience the joy of being a master, arrogant and extravagant! #——This is a live broadcast of ridicule of the ten most prodigal emperors in Chinese history.
#Shock! It turns out that knowing this knowledge can help you live safely until ninety-nine! #——This is a survival live broadcast that teaches how to predict the coming of natural disasters such as earthquakes, floods, and droughts, as well as how to escape, rescue, and rebuild after disasters.
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Even if these nonsensical live broadcast titles are randomly generated, you still have to click on the questions and subtitles for the live broadcast. You cannot change a word of the title, otherwise you will have to deduct 100,000 yuan.
Chen Qiao, who has not earned a penny: ... I really appreciate the system!
Live broadcast system: You're welcome.
Chen Qiao: How can my #@%*&¥serious live broadcast fit these silly X titles? ! System, you#*&@ are just making things difficult for me, Fat Tiger!
It's a pity that the live broadcast system is impervious to fire and water, so Chen Qiao can only live broadcast with deep hatred and hatred.
A few years later, Chen Qiao is 100% grateful to himself for going forward bravely and not being afraid of working hard to make money. After all, getting rich is really very happy! Hee hee hee!
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In the twenty-sixth year of the Qin Dynasty, it took Qin ten years to unify the six countries. The king of Qin, Ying Zheng, proclaimed himself emperor and became Qin Shihuang.
Qin unified the six countries and became the Qin Dynasty, but the nobles and people of the six countries still missed their homeland and were unwilling to return to the Qin Dynasty.
And in this year, a deity from Bai Yujing descended to earth and performed a miracle in Xianyang of the Qin Dynasty, laying a solid foundation for the true unification of the Qin Dynasty for hundreds of years.
History books praise him as Qin has a destiny, and destiny lies with Qin Shihuang!
Supplement:
1. The protagonist is in a relaxed live broadcast and is in the late stage of the second disease. Life is like acting, and getting rich depends on acting! The protagonist does not lose his horse from the beginning to the end, he is very serious and pretends to be a god. The purpose is of course to retain the few true loves! But he is still human in nature and does not have much divinity. [Qin Shihuang: Come here, type in my name!
2. They are all parallel worlds, put an end to historical nihilism! Tentatively, the historical live broadcast that took place between the Qin Dynasty and the Ming Dynasty will be added. If there is inspiration along the way, the time of other dynasties may be added.
3. CP is a system, and the emotional line should be very few or equal to none. The fairy characters appearing are as follows: Jiutian Xuannv, Wushan Goddess, Bixia Yuanjun, Taiyin Yuanjun, Hanshui Goddess, Lingbo Fairy, Erlang Shen, Nezha, Yuelao, King Yama, etc. The order is uncertain and will be added.
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Please collect the next book in advance~
The text of "[History] I Pretended to Be a God by the Fourth Natural Disaster" is as follows:
College student Miao Xinyi is inadvertently bound to a system called the Fourth Natural Disaster, and must complete various tasks issued by the system, otherwise he will fail the course.
Moreover, if you fail a task once, you will fail a class, and if you fail too many times, you will be plagued with bad luck for the rest of your life!
So Miao Xinyi could only reluctantly (cross out) start her working career.
But it is impossible to work part-time. As long as she outsources her part-time work, then she is no longer a humble part-time worker!
First set a small goal: summon 100 million players.
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Late one night in later generations, a game called "Five Thousand Years" suddenly popped up in front of the mobile screens of countless night owl cultivators, and the advertisement was very exquisite.
Some people cross it out in anger, some people open it at will, some people like it as friends, and some people ignore it.
"How can a free game be a good game? It's just a routine, bad reviews!"
"What you say is better than what you sing. For the sake of you asking the princess to come online, I want to see what you are!"
"..."
After a while,
"My family members don't understand, it feels so good to cry!"
"Holy crap! Why are there only a thousand places!"
"Oh God! Please grant me a player quota!"
"I swear I will never waste money again! It's hard to earn game points, and it's hard to save the number of resurrections. I will never tease my ancestors again next time! If I do it again, then I will swear again!"
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During the troubled times of the Eastern Han Dynasty,
Player A: Northern Expedition! Prime Minister Zhuge, tell the princess to ask for the Northern Expedition! I want to earn game points to exchange for resurrection times!
Player B: Commander, Commander, let's burn Chibi right now so that Cao's thieves have nowhere to hide! Damn it, Captain, why are you only a teenager? Quickly let aunt kiss you 233
Player C: As soon as I landed, I met Jia Xu, Jia Wenhe, the greatest poisoner of all time. Am I going to get cold feet?
Player Ding: Where can the Jiangdong rats escape? Watch my disciple from Jiangdong demonstrate the 108 moves of Guangzong Yaozu!
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During the fourteenth year of the Qin Dynasty,
Player A: I want to expand territory for Brother Zheng! I want to make iron and salt for Brother Zheng! I want to unify the six countries for Brother Zheng! Damn it! Brother Zheng is actually only twenty-seven years old! Then I want to be Brother Zheng's dog OvO
Player B: Father! Have you forgotten? I am your treasure that has been lost for more than two thousand years! ! !
Player C: Two thousand years ago, I was a noble from the Six Kingdoms. How could I stay under human beings for so long and be used by Ying Zheng? Oh my God! No one said Qin Shihuang was so good-looking! Yan Kong was so excited that he packed up Han Fei overnight and took him to Qin~
Player Ding: Yes, we and Zulong did have a child (referring to the Qin Dynasty).
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During the second year of Yuanshou, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty,
Player A: The Huns are coming! I know this place well and I know the way. General, please come with me!
Player B: Piggy! Your Majesty Piggy! This is the refined salt and iron we have refined. Please lend us the general and champion for a few days!
Player C: The horse tramples the flying pig! Go, go, go!
Player Ding: Well, keep this "Guide to Castration and Postpartum Care of Sows". This is my deep love for pigs.
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During the Anshi Rebellion in the Tang Dynasty,
Player A: An Lushan lied to you. Tang Emperor Li Longji was not held hostage by Yang Guozhong at all. He was still happily having fun!
Player B: That bad old man An Lushan doesn't have any good intentions. Why don't you just mess with us? Keep the glory and wealth and enjoy them endlessly~
Player C: Shixian Shixian, do you and Shixian have real feelings? And do you two mind writing tens of thousands more poems? (It's not like we're reciting the whole text anyway, hahaha)
Player D: It's Zhang Suiyang's teeth and Yan Changshan's tongue!
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During the Five Husties, China was...
During the period of Jingkang's shame,…
During the troubled times of the late Ming Dynasty,...
#Give our ancestors the shock of the fourth natural disaster#
#filial son, virtuous grandson, coaxing great filial piety out of filial piety leads to strength#
#Please, is there any player who wants to make a mistake, and then be delisted by five thunderbolts from the sky, leaving a vacant position for my relatives and friends?#
Supplement:
1. The heroine has the fourth natural disaster system, pretending to be a god, and summoning future generations of players in various dynasties and generations to work there. Players who have worked there say it is very good and will come again next time.
2. It is a fun novel, containing official history, miscellaneous books and strange stories, etc. The main plot is to make up for the historical regrets of various dynasties and generations.
3. The copy was written on October 21, 2023 and has been screenshotted.
Purpose: People must be motivated
Reader comments
Grandpa Yue: Strongly request to experience what it feels like to be a top student~
Small Theater 1: Qin Dynasty
In Great Qin, if anyone was to flatter Xuanlong the most, it would be Jie Jun from Baiyue who couldn't escape.
——Respected and supreme dragon! You are our God! We can't live without you!
Lao Qin, a reserved and simple man who has never been good at expressing himself: "..."
In fact, Li Si and Liu Ji (also known as Liu Bang) also admired the gods very much, but one made a mistake in the future, and the other became the emperor in the future - although this became an illusion after the gods came.
But they still have to avoid suspicion, otherwise they themselves will be ashamed if His Majesty does not suspect.
Of course, it's really hard to say whether it's fake shame or genuine shame.
However, when Shenlong needed to be used, the ministers of the Qin Dynasty were very active. Even if Shenlong asked them to go to Guizhou to build straight roads, spiritual canals, the Great Wall, etc., In their opinion, it would be a matter of honoring their ancestors.
It can be said that in order to be able to work for the gods, the officials of Da Qin today are also a day full of martial virtue.
In particular, the gods would occasionally let some great talents come to the canopy to give lectures to various dynasties and generations - if you don't go up there once, it is absolutely impossible to leave a mark in history.
So Da Qin 007 once again rolled up like a raging fire with the silent encouragement of the gods.
Later, the former Xiongnu and later Qin people were very happy to join the big family of China and unite and harmoniously march to the southeast, northwest and four directions to conquer: "???"
——No, no one told them that joining Da Qin requires such hard work!
--Etc! It seems that the gods are also working for Da Qin...
——Well, it seems that their happy days are gone forever, alas (╥ω╥`)
Finished spreading flowers! Any form will do! I want to read a few things about the King of Qin and the Prime Minister of Qin that were rumored by the Ming Dynasty! Especially the one written by Mrs. Feng! Absolutely very interesting hahahahahaha
I want to see a side story of my sister Lu or Wu taking office, hehe
I hope Brother Zheng can have more
Why are the painting styles of the Qin and Han extravaganzas so different...
I only bought the chapter with Qin in the title, it's great
Ah this. . . Use the Anshi Rebellion to describe love. . .
Hey, it's over before I even enjoy it.
? This chapter... Hasn't the extra chapter of the Dahan chapter been finished yet?
Dear dear, can I borrow some of your settings? I want to write some articles???
Grandpa Yue: Strongly request to experience what it feels like to be a top student~
Small Theater 1: Qin Dynasty In Great Qin, if anyone was to flatter Xuanlong the most, it would be Jie Jun from Baiyue who couldn't escape. ——Respected and supreme dragon! You are our God! We can't live without you! Lao Qin, a reserved and simple man who has never been good at expressing himself: "..." In fact, Li Si and Liu Ji (also known as Liu Bang) also admired the gods very much, but one made a mistake in the future, and the other became the emperor in the future - although this became an illusion after the gods came. But they still have to avoid suspicion, otherwise they themselves will be ashamed if His Majesty does not suspect. Of course, it's really hard to say whether it's fake shame or genuine shame. However, when Shenlong needed to be used, the ministers of the Qin Dynasty were very active. Even if Shenlong asked them to go to Guizhou to build straight roads, spiritual canals, the Great Wall, etc., In their opinion, it would be a matter of honoring their ancestors. It can be said that in order to be able to work for the gods, the officials of Da Qin today are also a day full of martial virtue. In particular, the gods would occasionally let some great talents come to the canopy to give lectures to various dynasties and generations - if you don't go up there once, it is absolutely impossible to leave a mark in history. So Da Qin 007 once again rolled up like a raging fire with the silent encouragement of the gods. Later, the former Xiongnu and later Qin people were very happy to join the big family of China and unite and harmoniously march to the southeast, northwest and four directions to conquer: "???" ——No, no one told them that joining Da Qin requires such hard work! --Etc! It seems that the gods are also working for Da Qin... ——Well, it seems that their happy days are gone forever, alas (╥ω╥`)
Finished spreading flowers! Any form will do! I want to read a few things about the King of Qin and the Prime Minister of Qin that were rumored by the Ming Dynasty! Especially the one written by Mrs. Feng! Absolutely very interesting hahahahahaha
I want to see a side story of my sister Lu or Wu taking office, hehe
I hope Brother Zheng can have more
Why are the painting styles of the Qin and Han extravaganzas so different...
I only bought the chapter with Qin in the title, it's great
Ah this. . . Use the Anshi Rebellion to describe love. . .
Hey, it's over before I even enjoy it.
? This chapter... Hasn't the extra chapter of the Dahan chapter been finished yet?
Dear dear, can I borrow some of your settings? I want to write some articles???
OK ~ Finished with flowers (chrxszd99!!)
Finished reading, I like it! ! ! !