◎Marriage first, love later|Old house on fire
On the day Fang Jian returned to China, her mother handed her a photo of her blind date. He was handsome, but he was too upright and mature. He was not the charming little wolfdog she liked.
My mother strongly recommended: "Don't you always say that men should abide by their morals? This guy is twenty-eight and has never had a girlfriend."
Fang Jian's sunglasses slid down, revealing two beautiful big eyes: "Win the title?"
Mother: "Twenty-eight."
Fang Jian pushed up his sunglasses: "Mom, I'm afraid of the dark."
Mother: "What do you mean?"
Fang Jian: "Don't turn off the light for me."
[Note: "Lao Pi Deng" is homophonic, meaning bad old man]
My mother slammed the table angrily: "I'm only twenty-eight, how old am I?!"
Fang Jian tossed her wavy hair: "You are six years older than me. I'm sorry, but you are not good enough for me."
Fang Jian stood up and left, stopped halfway, turned around and reminded her mother with a smile: "Although this Zhou family does not have a girlfriend, he must have a boyfriend."
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Zhou Ci has been very busy recently, busy refuting rumors.
Rumors are circulating in the industry that he is gay.
In a rage, Zhou Ci and his blind date confirmed their marriage.
One day after the marriage, Zhou Ci saw the search history of the computer browser:
[How to file for divorce as a co-wives]
[How to divide property between same-sex wives]
[How does a gay wife get Lao Gong to clean up and leave the house]
Zhou Ci closed the browser with an expressionless expression.
It seems that my wife, who is idle all day long, needs to find something to do.
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The company has hired a new secretary, and he has a hard time dealing with the big boss.
The boss pointed east and she went west. When the boss said two, she yelled one.
Everyone gathered around to watch the show, waiting for Secretary Fang to be fired.
Finally one day, Boss Zhou slammed the table angrily: "Fang Jian, are you going to commit the following crime?"
Secretary Fang smiled: "Isn't it obvious enough last night?"
Half a year later, Secretary Fang, who was in trouble below, had not been laid off yet. He was wandering around the company every day with a big belly.
According to people familiar with the matter, Boss Zhou almost knelt down to Secretary Fang and said, "Please, ancestor, go back and take good care of your baby."
[Sand sculpture little pepper x black-bellied veteran cadre]
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Copywritten on 2023.2.17, Revised on 2023.11.12, Screenshots taken
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[Pure, sweet, easy and funny] Type: "That's it, let's get married first", "Secretary Fang always wants to do the following", "Everyone loves her".
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