Xia Fugui is a very standard Beijing boss (Jinjiang Special·Youth Simplified Version)
He is ascetic and rich in gold, holding Buddhist beads and dyeing his body with sandalwood. He is still a virgin in his late twenties and has been single like a tree.
Although a little awkward, our Mr. Xiao Xia is more refreshing and refined than other big guys in the Beijing circle who wholesale from the assembly line.
He is a truly disabled man who can rock a wheelchair and race cars. He can only occasionally stand up on his third leg. His mental state is worrying. Unfortunately, he was diagnosed with severe delusional mania at a young age.
While other peers of the same age are having sex on a yacht with young models in their arms, he is keen on inviting youth singing and dancing boy groups to come to his home to recite the Diamond Sutra, immersing himself in all aspects of typing the Cyber Muyu on his mobile phone with his eyes closed.
This Xiao Xia is always dejected and world-weary, and his interests include but are not limited to eating fast and chanting Buddha's name, reading and appreciating paintings (a certain amount of immortality literature and hot-blooded boy comics), watching bald iron trees bloom, teaching parrots to curse, and passionately arguing with brainless trolls on the Internet.
The most significant event in Mr. Xiao Xia's 19-year life was that he and a 29-year-old man dated and got married online in a game, and then he was defrauded of a total of RMB 80 million (rmb).
Just when I was about to spend 100 million (rmb) to hold the wedding of the century in the game, my cyber husband disappeared with the sky-high dowry she gave him.
Xia Fugui: Love is locked in my heart, I feel too tired to love, there is no true love in online dating, I am so stupid and cute
The more he thought about it, the angrier Xia Fugui became, he bought the game company directly and found the hateful old man from the backend data.
The old man's name is Gu Muchen. He is the only gold medal winner in the domestic entertainment industry. He has the style of an ascetic veteran cadre soaking wolfberries in a thermos cup.
Xia Fugui (blackened version): I want him to stand upside down and spin around while chanting sutras until his lips sparkle (make fists) and choke him to death with wolfberry berries soaked in his hair!
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Gu Muchen has been in the industry for 12 years and has never had any scandals. He has almost no gossip. He only relies on his acting skills and has over 100 million fans online.
But in life, he is an Internet-addicted young man. He has been addicted to "I Am Not an Immortal" for many years. He even lent his account to his ten-year-old nephew to do daily chores during summer vacation filming.
However, Gu Muchen didn't know that his nephew actually pretended to be dating online in order to win, and asked his gaming friends to equip him with all the equipment, and he became a famous top-notch player in the entire server.
After filming, Gu Muchen himself took the call, looked at the "husband" all over the screen, and closed his eyes in despair
Not only did he become a Taoist couple with his game friend and romantic partner, he also became a wanted person in the entire server.
When he was invited by a group of big investors in the industry to meet the second-generation young master from Beijing who had been deceived by him, Gu Muchen was already relieved.
The victim was sitting in a wheelchair, with colorful braids, a jade pipe in his mouth, and a string of Buddhist beads in his hand.
The other party picked up the sandalwood crutch with the cat's head engraved on it and placed it on the waist of Gu Muchen's male dog, narrowed his eyes and asked in a deep voice.
"Old man, 80 million, how do you want to repay it? With your people, your body? Or do you want to never have a child again in this life?"
Gu Muchen:...? ? ?
Such a fierce and stupid kid, but somehow cute (⊙_⊙)
The great actor finally understood why his ten-year-old nephew was able to successfully defraud 80 million online
The husband is really hateful, the little lunatic is fucked vs. The wife is so cute, the internet-addicted old man fucks her
Reading Guide
1. 1V1 HE Double C, the sweet cookie of the two in the middle
2. Attack 29 and receive 19. The game in this article is an RPG holographic game with the background of Dongxuan Xianxia.
3. The brain circuits of attack and reception are very strange and unique. It can probably be regarded as some kind of two-way salvation running towards each other.
[Highlighted point: Shou is really crazy. He mainly focuses on a rich, willful and equal person who makes everyone happy, but his nature is not bad]
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Purpose: Accept your imperfect self and reconcile with your destiny
