The Daily Routine of Yokai High School [People Outside]

[Original title: The Not So Serious Monster Academy] One: Tianfu Middle School is an aristocratic school. I heard that the students there are extremely vicious. The teachers who applied for the job were scared to death on the day they took the job, resigned and ran away. No matter how high the salary, they could not keep them. The principal had a headache until a handsome monk in a suit sat in front of him with an expressionless face: "Although I have crushed the heads of combat opponents with my bare hands, migrated to the rainforest unscathed alone, and flown a plane with one hand while sniping at terrorists at high altitudes with 100% accuracy, I think I have the potential to become a high school teacher." "Please give me a chance! Please!" He lowered his head, his abstinent voice fluctuating due to poverty and desire for money. Principal: "..." Two: The class was filled with demonic spirits, and the students transformed into animal ears and played with them in front of the monk. The monk squeezed the salary card in his pocket and told himself, black technology, just black technology. The students were fighting, and tables and chairs floated out of thin air and hit others. One person's arm was broken, and then grew back. The monk squeezed the salary card in his pocket and told himself, Magic, just magic, magic. The students' academic performance is extremely poor. They can't even practice a single question in the college entrance examination for five years and three years, and they collectively fail. The monk holds the salary card in his pocket tightly... I will have your wages deducted if your academic performance is not good, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, lord, Ksitigarbha, monster, take your life! [The ultimate showdown between suit thugs/human teachers and daily suicide/monster students] Three: CP lineup ★Facial paralysis straight ball white dragon x gloomy low self-esteem black snake "Bai Long, why did you choose that gloomy and lonely Black Snake as your roommate?" "Because we all have two penises." Bailong, who was always surrounded by people when he went to the toilet, said, his handsome face as cold as ice. There are two penises, so it shouldn't be peeked at, right? Black Snake: "..." Later, Bailong was kissed by the black snake and entangled in them for sex. Only then did he realize that the black snake had two penises. They were obviously... ★Dark-bellied and seductive fox x crazy man with a long (zhang) mouth rabbit "Mr. Fox, today is also a handsome day!" Rabbit pulled his long ears to look at him. The fox raised his eyebrows, and the rabbit started blowing rainbow farts again, but... The fox's fingertips touched the base of his ears, and his voice was magnetic: "You little idiot, you will be punished for picking up the things I threw away." Successfully, he saw the tail of the rabbit's eyes turn red, and he was so sensitive that he trembled: "I know, Master Fox, please don't touch it, it will... It will cause a false pregnancy." Fox: "..." Huh? ! ★Father's love overflows·Male mother octopus "Hey, you don't have suction cups on your hands..." The octopus looked at the jellyfish with sympathy in his eyes. This is a disabled octopus. Jellyfish: "..." The octopus stretched out its tentacles and wrapped around the jellyfish, which was also very soft in human form. The suction cup left red circles on his skin: "Don't be sad, this will give you a 'sucker'." The jellyfish bit its lip tightly, and the snow-white tentacles behind it actively wrapped around the octopus's tentacles, almost forming a knot. ★… Reading guide: 1. 1V1 people love each other 2. There are many CPs and a lot of scenes. 3. A joyful and sweet story, with half the plot and half the emotion (probably) 4. The names of the characters are yet to be determined hahahahahahaha 5. [Copy published on February 15, 2023] Intention: The world belongs to every small but great life, and human beings do not dance alone in it.