Do You Understand the Value of Hanging on the Wall?
你懂不懂挂壁的含金量啊喂
by Rejoicing Dove (欢天喜地的鸽子)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Genre
- No CP
- Era
- Modern Era
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeOther Fanfiction
- POVFemale Lead
- Age18+
- Bungo Stray Dogs
- Jujutsu Kaisen
- Lighthearted
- Shounen Manga
Synopsis
Copywriting Yun Yuanxi, female, nineteen years old, a miserable human being who was thrown to work in a different world by the evil god. Xi: "..." (Inhale, smile) Xi: "... Can I refuse?" Evil God: "What do you think?" Evil God: "Remember to write down your thoughts after reading it, ah no, it's about your experience." When the evil god made Xi: Thinking back on human fragility, he began to move his claws Increase your speed and physical strength; Increase physical fitness and physical strength; Add one point to attack and one point to physical strength; Increase self-healing power and physical strength; ....... After adding it, the evil god frowned ——Humans are still very weak. He shook his paws, added a little more physical strength, and engraved the buff called "Will definitely be involved in troublesome events" into Xi's DNA. Still not enough - so he gave her some of his power After all, it would be bad if an interesting toy broke. Xi: Don't engrave strange things into my DNA, you bastard! ! ! Afterwards, there were a few more lines in Xi's notebook of thoughts and experiences: ——People with superpowers are all lunatics and lunatics. ——Ghosts and ghost killers are both lunatics and psychopaths ——Spellcasters are all lunatics and lunatics Gan, Xi tightened her pen with an aggrieved look. ——It's all his [beep——] that's crazy! Note There is no cp It's a happy world where all the members are insane. The heroine comes from the next door "That Time I Can Only Live Until Thirty". It's a 19-year-old psychotic version without the threat of evil gods. It's a big deal. The order is Fumino - Demon Slayer - Curse to the World, the focus is on the Curse to the World (1) "Does this confused young lady want to die for love with me?" After the two fell into the water—— "It's not good!!! Dazai-san dragged an innocent passerby to commit suicide!" That day, Usagi Zaiji received an unforgettable beating, and Yuya experienced the dismemberment treatment method with Dr. Yosano. (2) "Evil ghost! I will kill you on the spot today——" "This is not a blood ghost technique - I told you I'm not a ghost!" Xi looked at Feng Zhu with a fierce look on his face and began to wonder who the evil spirit was. "You are sick, I won't drink blood!" (3) Looking at Killer Sang being tied up and playing, she decisively took out her cell phone and took three pictures in a row: "Wow, you have a nice figure, thank you for the treat." The next day, when faced with inquiries from the dependents she had raised, she took out her phone and put it down silently: "... I'm sorry, I may have accidentally deleted your father's photos." ——How can such photos be shown to minors? (4) Xi: "Raising children? How is it possible? It won't be possible in the next life." Xi: "It's not my son." The white-haired man with an eye patch waved his cell phone and motioned for her to check his bank balance. ——Received XX yuan. Xi: "Speaking of which - of course he can be my son." (5) Naohua: "Not only do I want to work with Fuheisher without asking for status, but I also want to raise his children." Naohua: She loves her so much (so much)! Xi: I love (money) so much! (6) "Hui, your father!" Xi pointed at the man who jumped down and flashed from the air onto the head of the special curse spirit with a surprised look on his face. "Your dad is flying in the sky!" Hui:? The next second the man who was somehow resurrected inserted the knife into her head. (7) "I don't have that kind of relationship with him. You are overthinking it." Everyone exchanged looks, obviously not believing it - after all, Fuheishi'er's reputation for male-female relations was resounding throughout the world of magic. "..." Shi'er raised his eyebrows, scratched his lower lip with a half-smile, and said ambiguously, "Are you going to abandon her after using her? She is such an indifferent woman." "Wow∽∽" Looking at the heads of these gossips, Xi took a sip of wine and silently released her ultimate move: "I am X cold." "Pfft--" Drinks spurted out from everyone's mouths, and half of them sprayed on Mr. Shi'er, whose legs were tied with a bloody thread. Fuheishier wiped the wine from his face, and in the background of coughing, he saw the instigator quietly withdrawing the restraints on him, raised a glass to him, and smiled as he spoke every word: ——Don't waste time. "It's just very cold -" He drank the wine he disliked the most. Purpose: I didn't want to be persecuted, so I decided to persecute everyone.