Jiang Ning is an outstanding diplomat in modern society. On the day when he was speaking as a representative at the United Nations General Assembly, a chandelier fell on a little girl with the same name from an imaginary dynasty.
Jiang Ning: Let me go back, I want to be promoted!
System: Report a trace. After time travel, you will either complete the sampling mission or return home after eighty years of travel. If you love your job so much, you wouldn't be willing to lie down for eighty years, right?
Jiang Ning: Work? I have traveled through time. What do I do for work? In the beginning, the daughter of a wealthy family, her father loves her mother and her brother loves her. The only problem is that her fiancé is a bit... Wait, what is the fiancé doing?
System: Your fiancé is using his power to attack your brother in public, seize his power, and even wants to kill him! In the future, your fiancé will humiliate your father in public, persecute your mother, and beat up your whole family! And he plans to marry a concubine with eighteen rooms after getting married, trapping you in the backyard and working hard every day...
Jiang Ning: The steel knife passes through the chest, but benevolence and righteousness remain in the heart. Get promoted and then kill people. One knife can solve a thousand worries. Don't stop me!
So Jiang Ning disguised himself as a man and boarded the invincible fleet, followed more than ten thousand soldiers to travel around the country, and saw and heard all the strange things along the way. He boarded the largest ship, traveled the vast sea, saw thousands of miles of stars and rivers, and endured thousands of meters of waves. I have visited countless countries, met the bright and endless souls, and told many people the dream of equality for all.
Fight pirates, resolve civil wars, resolve unjust cases...
Fix shipping, catch strange animals, solve difficult problems...
Jiang Ning's name is getting louder and louder. Wherever the fleet travels, the dynasty's honor and belief in freedom shine in every land.
Until one day, the fiancé, who had always been a quiet man, struggled and tossed around, and finally took off his iron mask and knelt down on one knee towards "him": "I used to think that I needed a wife, but now I know that what I need is you..."
Jiang Ning: "The beauty trap is really despicable, but you will definitely lose this time. Go back and wash your neck and wait for me."
Fiancé: He asked me to clean up, and he agreed!
Jiang Ning's brother: "Wait a minute, you've fallen in love with my 'brother', what about your original wife?"
After putting away the divorce letter they had just cheated, Jiang Ning and her brother looked at each other with a ferocious smile: "Then it is no longer considered parricide now."
Ps: This is a crematorium story in which the male protagonist is too arrogant and leads to tragedy.
Intention: Don't forget to look up at the stars when you're at rock bottom