I Will Never Catch the Bully Again and Always Listen to the Tweets [Puishu]

Jiang Yunyi penetrated into an ancient sadomasochism novel and became a cannon fodder stand-in for the physically and mentally abused person in the book. As we all know, among the bosses in novels, there is always a Bai Yueguang who cannot be loved and who has never returned from abroad. And Jiang Yunyi was the despicable person who knew that Boss Ba liked Bai Yueguang, but still insisted on being his substitute. The day Jiang Yunyi entered the book was the wedding night of the humble shou and the boss. The guests pushed him and Boss Ba into the new house, and the noisy sounds were blocked by the heavy door. Jiang Yunyi looked at the boss's cold eyes for a moment, then calmly took out his mobile phone, "Would you like to listen to the novel?" With an expressionless face, he turned up the volume of his mobile phone to the maximum: "I am reborn, until the day when Zha Gong abandons me..." Boss Ba frowned, a little confused in his eyes. After a moment, he looked distracted and said, "... As far as I know, imprisonment is illegal..." Jiang Yunyi raised his eyebrows, thinking that Boss Ba still knew how to break the law. In the original book, he imprisoned Bai Yueguang, whom he loved but did not love, and this led to a series of anecdotes that could not be broadcast. Jiang Yunyi played the next episode calmly, "You can't say for sure. You might do this one day." The boss's deep brows and eyes were full of disdain, and his thin lips sarcastically said, "Ha." His tone was deep and firm, "I, Mr. Xie, have never done anything illegal or disciplined, and I am a good citizen of the new era." Jiang Yunyi let out a sigh, "It looks just like the real thing." The boss angrily slammed the door and entered the bathroom. After a while, Boss Ba came out wrapped in a bath towel and hesitated for a few seconds, "What happened next? Did the police bring that scumbag to justice?" And Jiang Yunyi had already fallen asleep in darkness. Boss Ba lay on the other side of the bed and read "Criminal Law" all night. * Jiang Yunyi is committed to reforming the old-fashioned thinking of the boss. His daily hobby, besides lying down, is to instill mindless novels into the boss. Boss Ba read the "Criminal Law" over and over again and repeatedly accused Jiang Yunyi of not trusting him. Jiang Yunyi just sighed and said, "You will be honest when Bai Yueguang returns to China." Boss Ba frowned, knowing that things were not simple... What a ghost. Who is spreading the rumor that Xu Baihan is his Bai Yueguang? He and Xu Baihan are not familiar with each other at all! On the day "Bai Yueguang" returned to China, Jiang Yunyi ran away. Yes! Ran away! Boss Ba was so angry that he was shaking all over, and Jiang Yunyi's WeChat Moments made his eyes even more scarlet. [Jiang Yunyi]: Oh my god, Xie Shuwang has never denied that I am Xu Baihan's substitute. Now Xu Baihan has returned to China... My family is sweating profusely, and my hands are shaking as I type this. . It's scary to think about it... (Already ran away) * On the day he was found by Boss Ba, Jiang Yunyi became popular in Haicheng. When he was grabbed by the collar and carried back, Jiang Yunyi's eyes widened in silence, "Shouldn't you be imprisoning Xu Baihan now? Why are you arresting me?" The boss was so angry that he laughed. The moment Jiang Yunyi was thrown into the small dark room, he was confused. # Holding grass. How come Bai Yueguang's plot was all acted out by him? #Call the police, can anyone call the police for him? A boss is illegally imprisoned! The boss sighed softly and covered Jiang Yunyi's eyes, "Baby, couples call this love and interest." 2024/9/28 The plot has been screenshotted Intention: To get a glimpse of the sky