Also known as "How to Capture a Loyal Dog"
Please see the struggle of useless copywriter——
Clyde, a female insect known as the light of the battlefield, is about to be promoted to major general in the military.
This blond female insect from a commoner background has outstanding appearance, blue eyes and smiling and affectionate eyes. She is a well-known popular love female among her peers.
However, on the eve of crossing the class, she was framed and demoted as a female slave, and given to the male insect Lan Yis, the notorious demon king on the insect planet.
In order to survive, Clyde, an ambitious former high school student who worked his way from Star B to the Prime Star, made all preparations and launched a surprise attack overnight.
The "Code of Female Slave" in the training center was memorized by heart, and the "Eighteen Postures of Male and Female" were studied and observed every day, and he immediately learned the "survival" skills of crying beautifully and kneeling quickly.
On the first day of our meeting, the devil's eyes were deep: I want to change the world.
Clyde, with tears in his eyes: ... Oops, the attack direction is wrong.
Is it too late to show how to tear apart a mecha?
*
Lan Yisi, an S-class male insect who has just grown up, is lucky enough to be a natural villain. He has been filled with hatred since he was a child through his sarcastic face. He has become notorious on the main star by tearing apart countless male insects with his hands.
Currently I am worrying about my unpopularity.
Not long after he reached adulthood, he received a gift, a beautiful female insect whose wealth and life belonged to him.
Although this female insect obviously loves to cry and is weak, she looks like she can't live without her.
But with a background in science, he will write tailor-made bloody novels for you.
The slender fingers take you into the hustle and bustle that you have never seen before, to see the first ray of sunshine in the morning.
The translucent elytra are thin and have a shimmer of light flowing through them. He casually takes you past the magnificent nebulae to look for the aurora at the end of the universe.
The female insect that cannot leave you will quietly raise her fingertips and trace them across your palm, and then interlock with your fingers, feeling like she is being seduced into having the urge to kiss.
He remains calm and seems to be entangled with you gently, but in fact he takes over everything in your body domineeringly. You are used to the clear and sweet smell of him in your breathing.
Teach you bit by bit what love is.
Then, take care of it.
*
"Clyde, stand beside me."
"Clyde, I give you permission to call my name."
"Clyde, as I own you, I allow you to possess me."
*
Finally, the loyal dog was captured.
High-level taunting villain face attack x low-level green tea affectionate feeling
The second disease, the straight-ball male worm with few roots and tendons, and the fishing system will seduce the career-minded female worm.
1. Attackers and recipients favor each other, and feelings run in both directions.
2. Receive intentional fishing and attack unconscious teasing. There is no equal rights, but the feelings of both parties are equal.
3. There should be no big bad guys in the warm sweet cookies of daily love.
Thank you to the little angels who didn't dislike me and stayed with me along the way w
*
I originally wanted to start a side story to get the sub-CP, but found that I couldn't get it, so I started a parallel world line. Is it over?
Title: When the villain male insect is revealed [Zerg]
My name is Lan Yisi, and I am a high-level male insect that was born lying down.
The male father is a hereditary duke, the female father is an imperial marshal, and the two brothers have mediocre qualifications. They spend their days doing nothing but bullying, dominating the male and the female, making it difficult for them to hold such a high position.
The position of head of the Kososia family is only waiting for me to inherit!
On the night when I came of age, I lived up to expectations and awakened the ultra-rare precognitive ability, and had a precognitive dream full of mosaics.
——Three months later, because of the revenge of a certain female insect out of love and hatred, our whole family and the insect box were removed.
…Who is so immoral? Why did those scumbags take me with them!
*
In order to save my golden life and find the culprit, I had to pay attention to the love affairs of my family members.
It is painful to discover that my family has an ancestral intelligence-reducing love brain——
The male father, who is famous for being romantic, and the female father, who is known as the undefeated military god, seem to be inseparable and are involved in a divorce.
The eldest brother fell in love with military women who only hated androgynous soldiers, so he used his petite and weak body to make the opponent perform a big boss officer running with the ball.
The second brother is a face-blind man who tied up the same female insect 99 times in the dark room. It must be said that they are not the same.
His cousin, the Crown Prince, was even more powerful, provoking a paranoid boss from a junk planet who almost overthrew the imperial system.
I can't bear it anymore. Will you die if you don't fall in love?
Will...
That's okay.
*
In order to prevent them from sacrificing the whole family, I studied love secrets diligently for three months, jumped up and down, and spread rumors everywhere, which finally resolved their breakup crisis.
But the terrifying prophecies still follow,
"There should be no other dangerous female insects around me."
I can't help but turn my attention to my weak female monarch who is sentimental every day and only sheds tears for beautiful love.
The blond female insect exploded a planet with her bare hands and hurried back with a crooked eyebrow and a faint smile. She empathized and wondered, "Yeah, who is it?"
*
Intuitive cats* Fishing green tea dogs
How to save a family of love brains. If you can't defeat it, it's hopeless. Join us.
*
My dad/brother is getting cold...
Stop eating it now, my loser wife.
Everyone is running in both directions, the arrows are super thick, the main CP is in love with a primary school girl, and the deputy CP is crazy and misunderstands that the buffs are full (this article is questionable, but I will try my best to be more bloody!)
The main line of Sha Diao's daily novels is that young lovers eat melon, watch a movie and fall in love.
Plot Mustang pure background board serves the feelings.
Collect in advance ①
Picked up a snail major general [Zerg]
Atypical Farming Redemption Essay
Sunny and cheerful Northeast fake clip young hero x Gentle and sensitive Zerg true clip major general
Received in advance ②
Breakup Master [Zerg]
The same type of Zerg unit sand sculpture cookie, just fall in love and that's it.
Concept: Love is equality and respect