I'm Just Passing By

Xitong is a system that likes to eat things, especially after being bound to a host that is almost omnipotent. The only job left for him is to eat things. Others eat melons and just party in the melon fields. And when Xitong eats melons, she pats her butt and leaves the skin of the melons to make people fall again. The movie king has a son, and everyone is celebrating. Xitong passed by, leaving behind a cloud: Is it really yours? "Conscientious" companies promote charity donations, and people praise them. Xitong poked his head and threw a thunderbolt: Did the money leak out from tax evasion? The new generation has marketing qualifications, and fans are everywhere. Xitong bubbled and threw out a real and fake comparison chart: You seem to be insulting my IQ. Tricked person: Don't let us know who you are. Until one day, Xitong excitedly showed off her host's achievements on social software. Just as she was about to log off, her phone suddenly got stuck. I took a closer look - oh, I forgot to change the number. That day, Xitong became the biggest melon. Xitong: Poor, weak and helpless, the host can save his life! I got into trouble! —— Something happened to his parents suddenly, and Yu Shu, who was still studying at the time, was ordered to do so at the critical moment. He could only accept the company entrusted to him by his parents in a hurry. However, because he had too little information, Yu Shu could not hold on. Under the pressure of jackals, tigers and leopards, he gradually lost his position. Until something claiming to be a system came to him. Using the information provided by the system, we will hand over what should be handed over to the state, clean up the moths that should be cleaned up, send those who should be sent to prison, send those who should be exposed to the public, and annex those that should be annexed, so that the company can develop prosperously and also do some side business. The only drawback is that the system is like a little chatterbox. He likes to chat in his ears about the gossip that happens every day, and he also likes to chatter in his ears from time to time. "If you don't take a rest early, you may become the Mediterranean Sea." "Soak more wolfberry to nourish the liver and kidneys." "Are you planning to die suddenly so that I can inherit your inheritance?" Yu Shu: ... Shut up. Until one day, his own system came to him crying and put a big pot on his head, and a bunch of people came to his door. Yu Shu: ... Nah. But this is your own system, what else can you do? I can only pamper him. The next day, a statement was posted on social media: [The child at home is ignorant and has been taught a lesson. Xitong lay on the bed without tears, rubbing her sore buttocks. Ah, the host is just a beast in disguise! (The Pipi Shrimp system is attacked by the x-belly black host) Note: The system has humanoid form and strong working ability, but it is careless. Concept: Life is full of surprises