I, Zhen Zhu, am in my prime years, and my biggest wish in my life is to marry a beautiful girl!
But why doesn't God even grant my little wish? Is it just because of my ordinary face? Okay, I admit it was more than "ordinary". I sent fifty-nine love notes to the little flower girl next door. The next morning, she smiled and asked me if I was the new big brother who had moved here.
I, Zhen Zhu, am in a period of bad luck, and my biggest goal now is to lose my family!
But why doesn't God even grant my little wish? Is it just because of my little bad character? Okay, I admit it's more than "bad". It means burning down the master's hut, secretly drinking the senior brother's private wine, destroying the junior brother's precious peony flower, and blaming it on the neighbor's little dog, Wangcai.
So after successfully escaping the master's meteor hammer, senior brother's and junior brother's Qinghong Sword's rainstorm pear blossom needle, I finally went to explore the world! But not long after, I met "them".
Indeed, those two people can be said to be the older one and the younger one, both are like gods, but - God, what I want is a beautiful lady, not a beautiful "wolf", but also two hungry wolves in sheep's clothing!
Dabai, I'm not your sweet cake, so don't get close to me anymore, my face is about to be swollen by your bite! Don't even bite my mouth!
Xiaobai, please remove your wolf claws from under my shirt, and don't imitate your father in pretending to be cute. Where is your image of a cool guy?
Master, brother, brother, people know that I was wrong, I want to go home!