A smart straight man who is too talkative to ask for sex is calm and restrained, values logic, and has a severe mysophobia.
As a rare S-class psyker on the planet EH6044, Shen Zhilu felt that his fate was very tragic. He was resurrected from the dead and was sent to the spiritual building for labor reform. He was also locked in a zero room with his severely mysophobic enemy; the spiritual building was besieged by zombies, and after successfully escaping After receiving instructions to find mysterious flower seeds in a shadowless basement, Shen Zhilu started Zhuo Jian's journey of being bitten by zombies, chased by wolves, and muted by poisonous fog. This was not scary. What was scary was that Bu Junshan suddenly said that he liked him one night.
What are you doing? Abu fell in love with Alu, on a starless night?
Shen Zhilu hurriedly retreated: "Don't come over!"
Small Theater
When Shen Zhilu and Bu Junshan met for the first time, they were disgusted at first glance, angry at the second glance, and already fighting after the third glance.
The reason was that Shen Zhilu drank water from Bu Junshan's celadon, and Bu Junshan threw Shen Zhilu's five kilograms of spicy duck heads and fed them to the mutated wild boar, the kind that could eat them all in one bite.
The two fought for half an hour and had a temporary truce——
Shen Zhilu bent over and gasped: "Bu, do you have to do this?"
Bu Junshan sat upright and said, "I made a time machine to buy that celadon back in ancient times. I can't even exchange it for three hundred pounds of duck heads."
Shen Zhilu raised his lips and smiled: "I'm sorry, your real celadon was switched by me at the time transfer station."
Bu Junshan flipped the table angrily.
2.
After the two were together, Bu Junshan's mouth was filled with honey: I don't know why I like you, but I just like you. "
Shen Zhilu poured the potato chip residue on the coffee table thoughtfully: "Are you illogical? "
"Loving you has nothing to do with logic. "
PS: Overhead, overhead, overhead! There are many private facilities!
The emotional line and the plot line go hand in hand
Intention: None