The follow-up articles "I'm Not a Female A Today" and "Hand Care", please collect them ( ̄▽ ̄)/:*.°★*.
Copywriting of this article
After resigning from Fools, I opened a beverage shop in Teyvat.
In Mondstadt, I have to compete with Mr. Diluc, the wine tycoon, for the drinks market. If the identity of the time traveler is discovered, will he be locked up in a dark room by Mr. Albedo for research?
In Liyue, I cooperated with Wanmintang to provide catering services, and from time to time I had to deal with the zero-yuan purchases from Emperor Morax of the Rock King...
In Daozhu, I learned about it with profit, moved it with color, and racked my brains to invite the head of the Shenli family to be the spokesperson.
In Xumi, of course, we want to seize the Jiaolingyuan market. Come on, which contemporary college student doesn't like to drink milk tea? !
What should we do if we don't have enough manpower? It would be perfect to kidnap a arrogant stray cat to become a store clerk!
As for how to negotiate with the clerk for unapproved project applications... That's all a minor issue.
The biggest worry is that some people spread rumors that sales are trends and transactions are numbers, which leads to suspicions of fools and undercover agents... It's too difficult!
Especially the "young master" Dadalia who left the winter capital in Chapter N and seemed to casually stroll into the store:
"There is a traitor among us."
I pointed at the resignation letter framed next to the business license and smiled awkwardly:
"Would you like a cup of ice cream?"
It's so hard to run a small business…that's weird! The goal is to drive Mixue Bingbing all over Teyvat! Our slogan is: Ice cream and tea rule the world!
Years later, when I was interviewed about my successful experience, I said: "There is nothing in life that a cup of milk tea cannot overcome. If so, just two cups."
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The heroine is a time traveler, first person, sweet text.
Slow down and relax in daily management and adventure, Wei Mary Su.
Finally there is CP, 1V1.
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"I'm no longer a female A today"
Today I traveled to the abo world and learned that I am a female a.
I was so scared that I quickly unzipped my pants and took a look.
Eh, not bad.
Fortunately there wasn't much.
Reported by a passing man.
They said I was acting like a hooligan by stripping my pants on the street.
Then I hated myself and squatted into the orange. Write this diary.
(Ps: of course I wrote it)
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People here seem to be weird.
Kind of thinks I have a crush on him.
-"Did you fall in love with me at first sight?"
-"Don't use such dirty tricks to attract my attention next time."
-"You are not allowed to take off your pants in front of other people in the future."
Some b thought I wanted to bite him.
-"I'm warning you! I'm not o, I don't have glands!"
-"Don't even think about it!"
-"You can't mark me."
-"I will not give in to you!"
Some people insist on asking me to solve their problems when they are thirsty for water.
... Can't solve one thing.
None of this counts.
What's more, the narcissistic o asked me why I didn't force him into a corner, why I didn't sniff the back of his neck obsessively, and why I didn't hold down his hands and forcefully bite him when he didn't agree.
I can only answer truthfully: "I don't like chewing duck necks."
In fact, there is another half sentence at the end. This is an analogy.
I don't like to chew duck necks, let alone people's necks.
After all, I am not a bangbang duck.
In short, there is absolutely no connotation to what he meant.
But I didn't have time to finish or explain.
A slap has come to me.
There is a saying recently that what comes before O's slap is O's fragrance.
I don't smell much aroma.
I'm not a m either, and I don't like people slapping me.
My heart is so tired.
I won't be the female A today.
To be honest, I just need a comfortable place to sleep and live peacefully.
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... I have already said that I am a stomach nourisher!
Brother, can you please stop riding on me during the susceptible period? !
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Note: non-gb direction is bg.
Diary body, the survival diary of Weiyang Girl A.
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"Hand Care"
[Spring-loving guest x polite and alienated shop owner] Wen Shui x Ahn Soo-hwa
From when the fingertips touch, to when the back of the hand is held and the finger bones rub together.
When the fingertips pass through the gap between the wrist and the bracelet and stroke the veins.
When applying finger oil on each finger.
Many times.
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The feeling of rubbing your hands during hand cleansing.
The aroma in the palm of your hand touches the tip of your nose and the heat in your closed eyes during the incense ceremony.
The feeling of someone carefully applying hand cream.
Lots of feelings.
Intention: Have a good attitude and be optimistic. Life cannot be without ice cream and tea.
Reader comments
Wuwuwu, I feel so sorry for Ji Liang. I am used to death in the cycle again and again. Does it hurt Ji Liang? (Hold Ji Liang and rub against him)
Wuwuwu, I feel so sorry for Ji Liang. I am used to death in the cycle again and again. Does it hurt Ji Liang? (Hold Ji Liang and rub against him)