[Lemon Vinegar Psychiatrist x Nervous Female Patient]
After entering the 21st century, the human world, which was originally known as the tail of the crane in the Three Realms, secretly developed technological power, and overnight broke away from the oppression of heaven and hell and stepped on their heads.
Ever since, something like this happened in heaven...
Taibai Jinxing: "What are those things called when mortals smile at a black board all day long? A mobile phone, right? I'll get one to play with someday."
Yue Lao: "The technology in this world is good. You can make a pair with just a few clicks of the mouse on the computer, and you don't have to bother with the two lines."
Taishang Laojun: "Everyone rides some kind of car to go out, saying it is to keep fit. I see that no one wants it on the street, so I got one back."
Riding Xiao Huang whizzed by.
Jade Emperor: "Which beloved can tell me the name of the big iron bird that flies around His Highness Lingxiao every day?"
Dear friends: Your Majesty, that is called a plane!
The Jade Emperor was angry and ordered that mortal things were prohibited from appearing in heaven. Anyone who disobeyed would be demoted to the human world to experience.
As a result, nearly half of the gods left before arriving in heaven the next day, and even the maid who served tea and water to the Jade Emperor also became a trainee in the human world.
On the other hand, the underworld...
King of Hell: "I will learn everything there is in the world. I will pull the network cable immediately, open a high-speed rail line from the world to the underworld, and the subway will reach my home! Build me a nuclear power plant in the three hundred miles of Huangsha!"
The underworld gradually grew bigger and stronger. When the Jade Emperor saw that his younger brother was about to ride on him, he made up his mind to make corrections and return to the top of the three realms.
The first step is to introduce human technology, and don't learn from the good ones and the bad ones.
The second step is to find a chosen person in the human world to recruit talents for the heaven and regain its former glory.
Under the recommendation of Guanyin of the South China Sea, the Jade Emperor chose a mortal - Liu Zhiyi.
Gods: "Why a mortal?"
The Jade Emperor glanced at Xu Shian silently, "Do as I say."
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Small theater
One day, the young couple met Yuelao on a date in Yaochi.
Liu Zhiyi: Lao Xu, go and ask Yue Lao to cut our red thread.
Xu Shian: No, if I get the haircut, I won't have a wife.
Liu Zhiyi: You ask him to cut it and then go get the certificate.
When Xu Shian came back from cutting the red thread, he found that his wife had run away. He chased after her and carried her away to collect the certificate.
Liu: The red thread has been cut off. I am single now.
Xu: I just cut one, there are nine more, you are still my wife.
Demining:
1. Sc, 1v1, he
2. The heroine is not really mentally ill
3. The male protagonist took the initiative to ask Yue Lao to lead the red line, but he deliberately pretended not to know.
Motto: Always smile and good things will come to you
