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Pre-released article "Urgent!" What should I do if my live-in boyfriend is a robot? , The copy is at the end, welcome to collect.
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The Tiehanhan girl, who has grown up in a mountain valley since she was a child, has a rich family background and possesses strange powers. It is easy for her to fight against a group of burly men. Once she penetrated into the novel where she was running away from him and unable to fly, she actually became the heroine Cheng Yi in the novel.
By chance, she attracted the insane male protagonist in the original book.
The male protagonist offended a big boss because of Cheng Yi, and was punished by the big boss and became a lost dog.
Another woman appeared. She slapped the male protagonist so hard that the corner of his lip was torn. He wiped the blood from the corner of his lip nonchalantly and called her: "Sister."
The woman scolded him coldly: "You're just a woman, look at the mess you've made yourself into!"
The woman looked at Cheng Yi coldly, and the male protagonist protected Cheng Yi behind her: "Sister, she is timid, don't scare her."
Cheng Yi:? ? ? ? Who is timid?
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When Qi Bingzhang met Cheng Yi for the first time, he saw her expressionlessly beating down his eldest niece and second nephew, along with four A-guo bodyguards. She knocked one person down with one punch and kicked another person away with an outrageous and unrestrained attitude.
He narrowed his eyes and smiled with interest.
The eldest niece kept a cold face all day long as if someone owed her eighteen million, while the second nephew was like a mad dog biting everywhere, which he said was too much to take care of.
Well, this little girl is a bit interesting.
He asked her: "Would you like to be my personal bodyguard?"
Cheng Yi asked: "How much is the salary?"
"Monthly salary is fifty thousand."
"Deal!"
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A few years later, Qi Bingzhang, dressed in a white suit, walked towards Cheng Yi, smiled and said dotingly: "My little friend, from now on I am yours."
Cheng Yi stroked Qi Bingzhang's head: "Don't worry, I'll beat whoever bullies you in the future."
Qi Bingzhang: ... Forget it, what nonsense are you talking to this little idiot?
He held Cheng Yi's chin and kissed her slowly.
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Pre-released article "Urgent!" What should I do if my live-in boyfriend is a robot?
A new post was posted on the homepage of a certain forum: "Urgent! I suspect my cohabiting boyfriend is a robot!
"My boyfriend and I have been living together for a month, and I beg you all to help me analyze whether my boyfriend is a robot or not!
1. No hair loss, and the length of his hair has not changed at all this month, it has always been that long.
2. Go to the toilet at a fixed time every morning and stay in the toilet for a fixed time of 20 minutes. There will be no trace of use in the toilet when you come out. There is a socket in the toilet, and I suspect he secretly charges himself in there.
3. I bought a bottle of engine oil out of nowhere and asked him what it was for, but he hesitated and couldn't tell.
4. A big job is good... Too good to be true.
5. He is so smart. He can answer questions in any field, such as astronomy, geography, physics, chemistry, history, politics, etc. I suspect that he has downloaded and stored a large amount of knowledge to himself in advance.
Update: 6. I found a screw on the bed yesterday. I suspect it was dropped by my boyfriend. "
The comments below are all "Hahahahaha", "No. 4 Is on", "How come I haven't encountered such a good thing as my boyfriend being a robot!".
Half a year later, the post was updated again.
"Another update: 7. I think he is not a robot because I am pregnant (laughing and crying)"
Two years later, the post was updated again.
"Update again: 8. He seems to be really a robot, and my Zaizai seems to be a robot too."
The Cheng family looked at their daughter's smiling chubby face and Shi Gui's head, which was smoking due to the overheating of the CPU caused by nervousness, and calmly put down their mobile phones.
Purpose: A healthy, sunny and positive life is a good life