Copywriting of this article
Jiang You has a secret: his body occasionally changes.
Glands will grow on the back of the neck and emit a strange smell; sometimes goat horns will grow on the top of the head, and tattoos will appear on the lower abdomen, which will sparkle in the middle of the night; or the tiger's teeth will be sharper than before, the sun will become unbearable, and it will be difficult to look away from other people's necks...
He carefully kept the secret for more than ten years. After entering college, Jiang You found a solution.
You can eliminate the impact by posting stickers to Li with your roommates.
He raised his eyes and looked at Xiang Li, frowning nicely. He was tall, cold, and unkind. How could he get close to such a person?
Until Jiang You was put on the other party's lap and kissed until his face was flushed and his eyes were filled with tears.
He suddenly heard the other party's voice——
"It's so annoying, I want to kill all the players."
"Jiang You can only belong to me."
Jiang You:... Huh?
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There is a copy in the infinite flow world.
It is peaceful and stable, without any danger or conspiracy, and can be called a holiday resort for players.
You just need to follow a few rules:
1. Protect the secrets of you and the infinite world and do not leak them to NPC Jiang You.
2. Don't let NPC Jiang You notice that something is wrong with the world.
3. Love Jiang You, love Jiang You, love Jiang You, love Jiang You...
Passionate straight ball Little Sun copy npc is attacked by x gloomy and taciturn infinite flow boss
The meme and copy are scheduled for January 28, 2023, so don't get mad.
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Pre-receipt of the copy "When Straight Men Hear the Author's Voice"
Shen Qiu is very satisfied with college life.
Except for a certain senior who always followed him and took care of everything with a smile.
The senior has excellent grades and good looks, and is in his senior year. Logically speaking, he should have no time to manage the freshmen's academic relationships... As well as their food and daily life.
After taking back the gift from his senior again, Shen Qiu finally asked: Is he too kind to me?
Dog-headed military counselor roommate A said: "Senior has a crush on you!"
Shen Qiu used Zhuang Yanzhi's catchphrase "I am not a gay" to refute, and said: "The senior is homophobic."
Roommate B, who hates iron but cannot become steel, replied immediately: "He is retreating in order to advance! He makes you relax your vigilance and then steals your heart!"
Shen Qiu was confused: "Then why didn't he confess his love?"
Roommate C sang: "Because he's afraid of disturbing you. This is love~ I can't explain it~"
Shen Qiu hesitated, Shen Qiu pondered, Shen Qiu understood!
He chose to confess directly and received a lot of replies like "How can straight things be called likes!" "I'm not gay at all and neither are you" "Ordinary classmates and ordinary friends are just fine, there's no need to have so many messy relationships."
Shen Qiu resisted her tears and turned around to leave, but Zhuang Yanzhi held her back.
Zhuang Yanzhi: "So let's be together."
Shen Qiu:......
Shen Qiu:?
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Zhuang Yanzhi considers himself an ordinary male college student.
At most, he is a bit handsome, has a cheerful personality, has more friends, and has so many suitors that he is lined up. He has no characteristics other than being the most popular male idol on campus all year round.
During the summer vacation when he was promoted to a senior, Zhuang Yanzhi suddenly heard the voice of an outsider.
[How can I make Gong fall in love with Shou! He got into a car accident and lost his memory, so he was picked up and raised by his sect? Is Shou his long-lost childhood friend? Just take advantage of the hot spot and let Shou become his little mother, and Gong robs her in a rage, leaving Shou Jiangjiang to dry...]
Zhuang Yanzhi listened patiently for a while and finally figured out: what he heard was the new setting of the online article author.
He simply treated his thoughts as white noise and listened to a few words when he had nothing to do until he finally heard Gong's name clearly.
[Zhuang Yanzhi's eyes turned red, he grabbed Shen Qiu's waist and whispered: "Don't leave, I'll give you my life."]
Zhuang Yanzhi:...
Zhuang Yanzhi:? ?
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It is absolutely impossible for a gay man to be gay, even if he dies alone, he will never be gay.
In order to nip the fate of gay men in the cradle, Zhuang Yanzhi has followed his junior since the beginning of school, actively looking for a good son-in-law for him, looking for paper materials, and looking for stolen items...
The plan did not go very smoothly, and when Zhuang Yanzhi was troubled, the author's voice also came through
[The data is so bad... Otherwise, we should switch to a stock-buying Shura market and include childhood sweetheart A, financial tycoon B, and Sunshine Sports student C. Zhuang Yanzhi would be the loser and exit the market]
Zhuang Yanzhi sat up in shock as he was about to die. He rushed to the downstairs of Shen Qiu's dormitory and planned to take his juniors to climb Kongtong Mountain overnight.
... And then was caught off guard by a straight confession.
Zhuang Yanzhi: Blushing.
Zhuang Yanzhi: "I'm not gay and neither are you, so let's be together."
The date is scheduled for 2023.11.13. Don't get crazy and mess with things.
Be tempted first and attack by yourself. There is no way I can do this.
Purpose: Companionship is the longest confession of love