Episode one:
Aunt Li (angry): I have two and a half enemies, you have to avenge me;
Gu Miaoer: OK, you have the final say whether to cut it into pieces or mince it into puree!
Aunt Li (coughing up blood): It doesn't have to be so bloody, just make them miserable.
Gu Miaoer: Is it better to break the leg or the hand?
Aunt Li (coughing up blood): That's not necessary, just make them sad.
Gu Miaoer: It's not easy to stab someone in the heart! But I can give it a try!
Aunt Li (coughing up blood): That's not necessary, just let them be ruined.
Gu Miao'er: It's not impossible. We can just break into their houses tomorrow, take them out, strip them naked and hang them on the city gate.
Aunt Li looked at her thin body and thought.
Gu Miaoer: I'm sorry, aunt, I am no longer the same person as before.
Episode two:
Gu Miaoer had wanted to die for many years, and the feeling of being alone and defeated was too lonely.
So she died.
When I open my eyes, I'm still alive!
Hey!
The old monster was still alive, and it even came to life on the concubine of the Gu family, and it almost killed her.
She has a body that takes one step and three steps for panting. She takes medicine all year round, and her heart is as high as the sky. She is a concubine in other families and looks down on her. When she gets good, she has to compete with her sister-in-law and try her best to get a good marriage.
The fiancé she snatched had a great reputation, he was a dignified prince, but he was just as sick as she was!
She fell seriously ill a few days after getting her fiancée, and when she saw that she was dying, she actually brought Gu Miaoer in;
It was useless to recruit her. She was fed poison the next night after she survived and died again;
Hey, someone strangled his neck with white silk while he was sleeping well, and he was half dead;
When I went out, the carriage hit me and I almost pushed over;
You will die wherever you go.
The whole family despises her for being unlucky.
Hey, her old lady has never encountered such a strange thing in her life, so she got angry at him! If the old lady doesn't want to live, it's her own business. If others want to mess with her, she has to ask others to die on her own!
She stretched out her hand from the coffin tremblingly, "Dad, I'm still alive!"
Her maid cried with joy. The girl had changed. Everything was wrong, but she was happy every time she looked at it! She secretly burned paper money at night, hoping that the girl would not change back!
PS: The world-weary old monster VS the young and sinister prince (old monster is an adjective, not a monster)
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