As a mother-in-law grass, Jian Fan's ultimate goal in this life is to cultivate her own grass roots, and then pass the assessment and rank in the immortal class.
But she has been practicing for eight hundred years, and all the gecko monsters smaller than her have gone to the Star Government to report, and she is not even qualified to take the exam.
"Brother Guan Chai, although my spiritual roots are damaged, my magic skills are not weak. Can you please be accommodating and turn a blind eye..."
"That's the rule."
"Brother Guancha..."
"Rules."
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In order to repair her spiritual roots, she embarked on the road to find gods. She heard that a god had an affair with the devil, and was demoted to the human world to experience suffering. It is estimated that this is his last life.
She wanted to establish a good relationship with him, hug his thighs, and borrow divine power to repair the grass roots.
It's not that this god is the most benevolent, why is he always killing people, and why is he still a bit perverted.
Forget it, just lick it. It takes fifteen years to lick a dog and five hundred years to become an immortal.
A little impatience will mess up a big plan.
How can you sweep the world without sweeping one house?
Being able to bend and stretch is...
Until one day, the old man from the land came over and told her that she was hugging the wrong thigh. The one she was licking was not a deity from the Nine Heavens, but a demon king who was thrown into the mortal world to cleanse his evil spirit!
What a bolt from the blue!
No wonder he is cunning, ungrateful, unpredictable, scheming, stingy and domineering...
It's almost too many to write about
"Ah, An Wuxin, why are you pulling my belt?"
The man's eyes were full of turmoil, and he calmly wrapped his fingers around the belt of his clothes, saying hoarsely: "As you ask, I will grant you."
"No, no, I've found the wrong person, please let me go."
Thirty-six strategies, walking is the best.
However, the man behind her tugged at the thin silver chain tied to her feet: "Let's go?"
The storm is coming and my legs are shaking.
"Your bones must be buried with mine. Only I can judge what is right and wrong."
It doesn't matter, mere mortals won't live long.
After his death, she was freed.
Unexpectedly, those old men from Jiuchongtian talked about recruiting talented people and made special admissions.
Just send her to Leng Yan Palace for bathing.
She was rolled up into a stick, stuck her head out, and met a pair of familiar eyes. Her voice was cold, exactly the same as the voice that lingered in her ears countless nights.
"I heard that you are happy that I am dead?"
Purpose: Love and Peace