Question: How many steps does it take for a pure passerby to travel through Gotham and develop into an Arkham mainstay?
Answer: Three steps
1. Find an innocent black-hearted profiteer and take away all his property, whispering in his ear: "DC Gotham DC Gotham, Iceberg Club is closed down!"
2. Find a reliable police officer and use him to create a black account for yourself, whisper in his ear: "Leave a line today, see you in Arkham tomorrow."
3. Find a divided thug in a suit and convince him to pass on his employment experience to you, or use special means to blast him in place and play in both of his ears on a mobile phone: "Set Gotham on fire, Arkham sits through."
Finally, if you are still worried about whether you can become an Arkham backbone, there is one last layer of protection: find a serious circus employee, jump on him, hug him, ignore the physical damage - from the employee himself, and the mental damage - from some unknown dark person, close your eyes and wail loudly: "Arkham flower stick stick stick!"
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"It's hard to say whether you can develop it or not. This text itself shows that you have the potential to enter Arkham." Red Robin turned the computer screen to face him, and the camera in the corner also moved up and down at Bryce. "In view of your advanced behavior, the number of fans of the madmen has dropped by 39.75% In one year, and the number of Joker fans has dropped particularly significantly. Come on, sooner or later you will receive a pennant from Director Gordon."
"But I do own an Arkham bed," Bryce defended, selectively ignoring the second half. Seeing Red Robin's smile becoming more and more dangerous, Bryce changed the subject and added, "Thank you for buying the Arkham bed back to Wayne Manor, Xiaohong, I will never forget the way you paid for it so coolly."
The camera fell into suspicious silence.
"Is it comfortable to hold the Joker's waist?" Red Robin asked softly.
Bryce looked at the smiling Red Robin, pursed his lips, thought cautiously for two seconds, and said righteously: "It's so comfortable, please do it again!"
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