Walking with Monsters

[The naive, stupid old ancestor attacks × the down-to-earth, clever little pitiful sufferer] Shang Wenjie is an ancestor who has lived for many years but is ignorant of the world. Li Youcai is a poor boy who lost his parents and had his family property taken away by his uncle. There is no intersection between one person and one monster, but by chance, Li Youcai's heartbroken tear fell into the dust and awakened the sleeping Shang Wenjie. From then on, a person lived in his heart. The two lived under the same roof like crazy, starting from digging holes in each other, hating each other, and then slowly getting closer. Skillfully managing the best, regaining property, fighting wolves... The two of them walked hand in hand in the 1970s and made a fortune. // The chicken is flying and the dog is jumping × tossing each other × sweet sprinkles × moving forward together × common prosperity ×... // Small Theater 1 Xiao Gong: What do you have to eat here? Bring all the pastries, fruits, incense, paper candles. Xiao Shou: (Spreading his hands) No, no, just sweet potatoes. How about you reluctantly take a bite? Xiao Gong: Let me take a look, vomit... (Covers nose) What does it smell like? Why don't you wash it? Xiao Shou: All ghosts and gods eat to absorb their essence, so what does it matter whether they are washed or not? I'm being picky. Xiao Gong: What you said seems to make sense (hold the sweet potato with both paws in front of your nose, open your mouth, and take a big bite) Xiao Shou: (Looking dumbfounded) I just said that, you are so sincere. Xiao Gong: Vomiting... It tastes bad (he took another big mouthful, vomiting while eating, vomiting while eating) Xiao Shou: It turns out he is a fool, then I'm relieved, hee hee~ Small Theater 2 Xiaoshou: I was bitten by mosquitoes all over my body, it's so itchy! Xiao Gong: Anyway, mosquitoes won't bite me. Xiao Shou: It's so miserable! Xiao Gong: Anyway, mosquitoes won't bite me. Xiao Shou: (pointing) Look at the bag on me, it's so scary! Xiao Gong: Sui Liu, you look pretty good like this, just like the sesame balls I ate before! Xiao Shou: You are going to die... Small Theater 3 Xiao Shou: I was bitten by an insect and turned into a pig's head. Was it you? Xiao Gong: (His eyes are evasive and he feels guilty) Xiao Shou: What's in your ears? Bring your hand and let me see. Small attack: (trying to cover up) Xiao Shou: What are the black spots in your ears, fleas? Do you have fleas in your ears or eyes? Xiao Gong: I didn't mean it, I just didn't close it properly when I went to bed yesterday and accidentally ran out. I'll be careful in the future. Xiao Shou: In the future, and in the future? Xiao Gong: (Feeling aggrieved) I just watched it for fun and kept it for fun. Who told you to ignore me all the time? Xiao Shou: I'm really pissed off by you. I bet you want to be a breeder in the new era! ! ! Chronology, 1V1 Purpose: When facing adversity, we should continue to strive for self-improvement.