I have a crush on Mr. Dazai from Bungou Stray Dogs, but on the way to a comic exhibition I wanted to take a photo with a highly restored Mr. Dazai (just looking at it, not a cosplay), and because maybe Meng Po Tang was not filled with water, I forgot the memory of the third dimension.
However, I was originally a woman, but I was reincarnated as a man, a man who is even more mysophobic than I was in my previous life.
The house is cleaned every day, and there is no stain on the whole body. I always have 75% disinfectant alcohol on my body. I must wear masks, gloves and special goggles when I go out. I have to disinfect my whole body when I get home.
In this situation, it is a very sad thing to find someone drowning near your doorstep.
What's even more sad is——
When I tried my best to use a clothes drying rack and a pole to fish this person to the shore without touching him, I discovered that he was my former destiny.
Yes, Yokohama, which is so dirty, full of fireworks and gunshots, and filled with parasites and corpses, is really too rare in the setting of Japanese comics.
What's more, there are those five unique buildings in the distance.
Stimulated by the mysophobia of looking at the dirty water on my hands and Dazai Osamu's face, I recalled the past again.
#Dead past life memories suddenly started attacking me#
I suddenly recalled the conversation I had with my gay friend back then.
"Do you like that Dazai from the second dimension?"
"Yes, I like it."
"Would you still like him if he turned into a third person?"
"... Then we must say goodbye immediately."
"Why?"
"... This character has really been moved to the third dimension. Cats hate dogs."
"Any more?"
"I don't want to fish for mackerel, it's very heavy."
"No? What if we just kissed him and sent him back to the second dimension immediately?"
"Then I will definitely retreat 800 miles."
"Why?" The friend was confused, "Isn't he your male idol?"
"I'm just a sapiosexual, thank you." I calmly chose to correct her perception, "And--"
"Just think about how dirty the water in Yokohama was at that time! Dead people were thrown into the bay, garbage was also thrown into the bay, industrial wastewater was poured into the bay, and Osamu Dazai ran into it every day - I think the people who fished him out were warriors, they were simply moving. Heaps of parasites." I instantly made a fussy face and said, "A two-dimensional character can't play with anything but kissing him. Thinking about how many parasites he has in his lungs and mouth because he often swallows water, I'm afraid I might get rid of it."
The good friend was speechless.
- Back to the present.
Looking at Dazai Osamu who suddenly stood up and sat up, his face about three centimeters away from mine, he said with a tired expression, "It's not like he's dead." Looking at his lips opening and closing, my first reaction was——
I immediately retreated 8 meters away, and while putting on my gas mask, I shouted loudly and extremely, "There's a sense of distance, you guy! Ahhhh, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up!"
I managed to see, for the first time ever, Dazai Osamu's face froze.
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When Dazai Osamu regained consciousness, he realized that he had once again failed to die from drowning.
This time I felt particularly strange being touched by someone else. Maybe it was someone I had never met before who was too kind-hearted?
So with the dissatisfaction in his heart, he persuaded his captor not to seek death easily. He had prepared his psychological expectations and was ready to fight back. And after confirming that the other party was a male, his impatience became even more aggravated.
(It feels special? It must be special. After all, it is a strange thing assembled with a clothes drying rack and poles.)
Unexpectedly, after the person who rescued him saw his face, he was eight meters away from him and frantically yelled at him, "Back off, back off" while sneaking into the room quietly.
The fear is totally real, but...
Not because he is afraid that he is Dazai Osamu of Port Mafia, but...
As if he was a source of infection.
Hearing the "bang" of the door closing and the sound of the house being locked, the corners of Dazai Osamu's mouth twitched.
... As for that? Although he really didn't want to have a close relationship with this person, he was still a little confident in his face.
... Not to mention anything else, except for the guy who was afraid of his name, this was the first time that he was so disliked by someone.
Therefore, Dazai Osamu determined to cause trouble for the guy who fished him ashore but left him here to blow in the cold wind.
PS: This is probably the first time among all the fans that Dazai Osamu has been disliked for this aspect - and he is still disliked to this extent... If you can't accept this, please retreat as soon as possible. Dot the cross on the upper right to civilize you, me and him. Don't hurt you and don't hurt me. Hello, I'm okay, everyone.
PPS: This protagonist is really mysophobic - normal people have to talk at a distance of one meter and wear a mask. Osamu Dazai also wears goggles when he is three meters away. When people come in, they must be sprayed with 75% medical alcohol before they are allowed to enter. If you can't accept this setting, you can leave. Dear friends, learn from the previous one (put your hands together)
PPPS: Odasakukai fishing
Purpose: It is really undesirable to let industrial wastewater enter the water. Please put clean water into it!