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1 Ruan Xi slipped into a wealthy family's dog-blood novel and became a vicious cannon fodder who married a vegetative villain for money.
Cannon fodder takes money to do things, abuses children after marriage, cheats on children, commits all kinds of evil, and eventually dies tragically at the hands of the villain.
Ruan Xi was shocked: "Is this something that carbon-based organisms can do?"
Besides, he saw the handsome and cruel villain lying on the bed, and the cute little boy holding a doll by the bed and looking at him cautiously - what the hell!
Ruan Ji, who is in the late stage of facial control, is completely happy. She is a winner in life, okay?
2 In order to raise a baby, Ruan Xi rolled up his sleeves and packaged himself and his darling, who were being criticized all over the Internet, for a variety show.
Netizens rushed to yell: Whose child is so unlucky? Following Ruan Xi, I was tortured until my skin peeled off! ?
The result looked really delicious——
The little baby is well-behaved and cute. He doesn't cry or make any fuss. He is so adorable. Why is this Ruan Xi different from the rumors? ?
The program team doesn't provide food for them, and the team next door can only have three meals a day of porridge and side dishes.
And Ruan Xi's apron threw out a homemade menu: "Here, son, order whatever you want!"
Audience:! ! ?
The program team took back the funds, and the team next door had no choice but to live frugally and aggrieve the children.
And Ruan Xi opened the stall and said: "Paper stickers! Fifteen pieces and twenty taels, yes, put the money in my son's pocket!"
Guobao blinked his big eyes and held a small apron beside him to collect the money. In the end, the father and son made a lot of money, and went home satisfied with a big meal!
The barrage flew up!
What kind of multifunctional father and his sweet baby are these? This is simply the father and son in everyone's dreams!
Audience: Please lock it down immediately!
3. The first issue of the baby drama became a hit. Ruan Xi was losing money while raising a baby, and he could hang out with his handsome husband at night. His life couldn't be too happy.
Even the wish I make before going to bed every day is: My husband won't wake up! Have fun forever!
Until one day when he returned home, Ruan Xi found that his husband, who was lying on the bed in a vegetative state, was missing.
Ruan Xi:? ? I have such an older husband! ?
He was so frightened that he hurriedly went out to look for her, but turned around and bumped into Jian Ji who had come out of the shower.
Eyes facing each other...
Ruan Xi:! ! !
Wipe! Why did this person wake up? !
Jian Ji raised the corners of his lips: "Why, have I delayed Madam's happiness?"
Ruan Xi stared at the opponent's abdominal muscles and swallowed his saliva: "It's not impossible to have fun together."
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[Highlight here] No. 4.5 V~
1. The child is not his biological child. The clues were laid out from the beginning. Jian Youyou's life experience will also be discussed later.
2. Attention! Don't focus on logic! ! Just enjoy watching it! !
If you don't like it, don't force yourself~
3. I haven't thought of it yet. Let's talk about it later, hehe.
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Next door is pre-collection of "Mr. Shen!" "Listen to me"
1. When Shen Kuo saw Secretary Xie for the first time, he thought he was an honest, well-behaved and quiet person, and he should be able to use him with confidence.
However, the next second, he heard the voice in the heart of the person in front of him.
[Tsk, tsk, such a handsome boss has a love brain.
Shen Kuo: Huh? Love brain? Me?
2. After Xie Buwei was injured, he found that he was just a supporting character in a novel.
The bloody story between his boss Shen Kuo and Bai Yueguang is not much better than his own.
Xie Buwei: [What a miserable boss, his handsome face was blinded in vain.
Shen Kuo:......
Does Secretary Xie have any objections to him?
3. The contract of the company's first brother expired, and Shen Kuo showed a hundredfold sincerity and prepared to renew the contract in person.
On the day of signing the contract, Shen Kuo heard Secretary Xie's rich inner voice again.
[Wow, Bai Yueguang is so powerful! In one sentence, let the boss sign bad artists for him! This bastard has legs like an octopus, many thoughts like an eel, and evades responsibilities like a loach... He is not human at all! It is simply moral corruption and loss of humanity!
Shen Kuo paused as he signed the contract: "The weather is bad today, let's talk about it another day."
He turned around and immediately asked someone to re-assess the risk of Brother Yi.
Brother 1:? ?
Xie Buwei: [Wow, your feet are off the ground, and your IQ is on the high ground again?
Shen Kuo:......
Shen Kuo: Wait, what is white moonlight?
4. As time went by, Shen Kuo discovered that Secretary Xie's cute (violent) and (verbal) psychological activities under his well-behaved appearance could help him avoid risks and make a lot of money every time.
Shen Kuo's eyes became more and more strange.
After making a lot of money investing in a movie, Shen Kuo asked: Does Secretary Xie have any rewards he wants?
Xie Buwei said with a deadpan expression: a salary increase.
Shen Kuo waved his hand, and the red envelopes of salary increase and bonus were still there.
Although Xie Bu looked calm on the outside, he was filled with ecstasy inside! !
[Mr. Shen is really handsome and kind-hearted! The most handsome man in the world is none other than Mr. Shen! I will still follow Mr. Shen in my next life! I love Mr. Shen, and I will hold up the banner for Mr. Shen to see who dares to be his enemy!
Shen Kuo's ears turned red when he heard this, and he asked: Is there nothing else you want besides this? For example... Fall in love?
Xie Buwei: Huh? ? ?
#An honest man cried with joy after his mind was read. #
# Honest people are coy on the outside, but still want to howl in their hearts#
Key points:
1. Easy and funny Su Shuangtian~
2. I like to collect it~
3. Don't force yourself if you don't like it. Everyone has different preferences, so respect it~
4. You don't need to tell me when you leave~Thank you to every baby for your love~
Intention: Being yourself will make you shine