There is such a kind of feeling in this world, they are rich in gold and beautiful in one body. They wander around in love, meet countless people, they play with emotions, have romantic affairs everywhere, indulge in lust, and can attract countless attackers to their head by hooking their fingers.
Until they met the attacker...
The world is so big, and the place I want to settle is next to you.
World 1: The sick and weak oiran attacks the sun, the sky, the earth, the sun, the air, the little prince Shou.
World 2 [My aunt secretly has a crush on me]
World 3 [Online dating partner has a gun, so damn dangerous]
World 4: If I can't defeat the protagonist's attack, will I die?
World One:
I heard that a dancing girl from the Western Regions came to the largest flower house in Kyoto. When she arrived, she outdid the young prince's young sweetheart and became the oiran. The young prince received the message from the young prince and immediately called his friends to come over, hoping to vent his anger on the young prince.
He originally thought that the dancing girl from the Western Regions was also a beauty, and the young prince was worried that he would not be able to do it. However, when he arrived at the flower house, he heard from others that the dancing girl was a man.
The young prince: "A man? Are you kidding me? How could the oiran be a man?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a deep voice sounded from behind him: "Oh, why can't the dancer be a man?" The other party paused: "I heard that the prince is looking for me?"
The young prince turned around and wanted to punch the opponent twice, but when he turned his head, the young prince was confused. With such a face, how could he hit him!
The other party had a beautiful smile, and the young prince's heart was beating fast. He had already thought about where to bury him in the future, but he heard the other party chuckle softly: "Little prince? I think you should be called Xiaotuo."
The young prince: "..."
World 2
When Gu Yushu returned from studying abroad, he found that there was an extra person at home. That person was his third uncle's newly married 18th 'concubine'.
But this concubine is a man. I heard that she used to sing in the building and was very talented. She hooked up with his third uncle in just two days and entered the house on the fourth day.
But at this moment, this gay little sissy wanted to seduce him.
She would use her feet to lift his trouser legs every day while eating.
When they meet each other, they always make an ouch and want to fall into his arms.
Gu Yushu: "..."
Auntie, please let me go. I really don't want to be beaten to death by my third uncle.
Charming and unknowingly attacking the little sissy.
World three
When Xu Qingwen's other soul returned from another world, it was discovered that Xu Qingwen had caused trouble during his absence.
It was during the second semester of high school when academics were stressful, but Xu Qingwen actually started dating online through Q/Q.
The other party is a rich man from the eighth generation. I heard that both black and white are accepted in the family, and he is a standard domineering president.
Xu Qingwen didn't know why the overbearing CEO was so reluctant to have an online relationship with him, but the rumor was that this person was constantly surrounded by people and was extremely difficult to mess with.
So the first thing Xu Qingwen did when his soul returned was to send a message: "I'm sorry, I don't think we are suitable."
Overbearing CEO: "What? I didn't see clearly. I'll give you another chance to organize your words."
Xu Qingwen: "..."
Domineering CEO: "Young man, I advise you to cherish your life."
Xu Qingwen, who cherished his life, immediately retracted the message: "Have you eaten it?"
The domineering president was very satisfied with his knowledge: "No, work overtime."
"What are you busy with?"
Boss Ba said: "Translate the documents.
Does the boss still need to do this job? This is too arrogant. Xu Qingwen said: "Do you want me to help you? "
The other party didn't know what he was thinking, so he sent it.
Half an hour later, Xu Qingwen sent another message.
The top is densely packed with English.
Boss: Man, you successfully caught my attention.
Xu Qingwen didn't know how he attracted the attention of the domineering president, but after knowing that the boss had a gun, Xu Qingwen was considerate and considerate of the boss. When the boss couldn't sleep, he called over and sang to him. His voice was warm and steady, which was very nice.
The boss transferred money to him with a hiss.
Xu Qingwen: ... This online dating seems to be a good idea.
Later, the gay group where Mr. Ba belonged met offline. Everyone said: "Mr. Shen, I heard that you and Tiancai broke up?" "
"Um! "
"Why are you so confused? Tiancai lives up to his name, but he is a fierce guy in the gay circle. "
Boss Ba: [My boyfriend is better than him.
Everyone knows that he has an online dating partner, but he has never wanted to meet her. He is probably a greasy man who specializes in cheating money and dying in public. Otherwise, why has he not dared to meet her in person for two years?
The boss really lost the watermelon and picked up the sesame seeds.
The boss couldn't stand the way his friends looked at him, saying, "You're stupid at work." Besides, he was also very curious about what his little boyfriend looked like, so he sent his little boyfriend an address with two words attached: "Come quickly. "
Xu Qingwen: "I don't want to go. "
Boss Ba: "I advise you to cherish your life. "
Xu Qingwen immediately withdrew the message and replied: "Okay, okay, dear, wait for me for thirty minutes. "
Until Xu Qingwen arrived late, everyone: "..."
Damn, he's so handsome that his legs are weak.
At the end of the year, young people who attack x bullies always suffer
world four
As soon as Gu Jia opened his eyes, he found that he was wearing it. Two months later, he understood.
He was transported into a novel.
The protagonist of the original book, Gong, was an individual who traveled to the Zerg world. With his gentle and considerate image, he captured the heart of the original owner, the unmarried female queen of the Gu family, who was the future marshal of the empire. From then on, he lived a prosperous life.
The original person was a scumbag, and his family was extremely poor. He was a stumbling block for the protagonist in the original book's love journey. In the end, he was shot to death by the protagonist.
Gu Jia: Don't panic.
As long as he stays far away from his future female army, he will not die.
Moreover, based on his experience in reading articles, the Zerg world has more females than males, and the males have many benefits. They can eat and wait to die as soon as they are born, which is very good.
It wasn't until he was about to starve to death that he realized that there was something different about this Zerg world. As early as fifty years ago, the ratio of males to females had reached one to one.
Male insects are no longer precious protected animals.
The soul of the Gu family came through and worked for two months. He felt that the work in the Zerg world was more tiring than tightening screws in a factory.
He no longer wants to work, he wants to hug his new boyfriend's lap.
After being in love for half a year, he finally found out that his new boyfriend turned out to be his previous unmarried female soldier, Yuan Shushou.
Gu family: "..."
Wearing VS Soul Wearing.
Be gentle and considerate, as if no one can be.
Just when the Gu family thought they had won, they discovered that his future female army secretly contacted Gong, the protagonist of the original book, behind his back. On Valentine's Day, the Gu family asked Gong out, but when he turned around, he found that the man who said he was not available was chatting and laughing with the protagonist Gong in the restaurant...
Other worlds to be determined.
Mainly focus on literature and Shuangjie.
The introduction is subject to change.
Purpose: Cherish the people in front of you