[The next book is "Do Kittens Cry?", The copy is at the end, please collect it!
Copywriting of this article:
(brainless × unhappy)
1.
On the first day of joining the new company, Qin Yi was caught in a downpour without an umbrella.
In order to avoid becoming a drowned rat, she shamelessly got under the handsome man's umbrella and said that she would give him a huge thank you fee of 20 yuan.
But when she looked at the pitiful balance of 381.25 Yuan in her WeChat wallet, she made a decision that went against her ancestors - credit.
It's a pity that the enemy met in a narrow road. Unexpectedly, the creditor two minutes ago was actually his immediate boss.
She was trembling, and her immediate boss showed no mercy at all. He even sat on the ground and raised the price, "Remember to write an IOU for the fifty you owe me and hand it over."
2.
At first, Qin Yi proposed to be friends on the grounds of repaying debts, but Xu Chengan coldly refused.
"Does it mean that you and Auntie need to be friends if you buy two onions?"
"If I leave online payments to you, everyone can become friends. The earth will become a village just around the corner, and world peace really depends on you."
Qin Yi: "..."
One day, Xu Chengan took the initiative to request to be added as a friend, and Qin Yi, who was holding a grudge, was finally able to fight back.
"I'm sorry, do you and I have to be friends if you buy two green onions?"
Xu Chengan's expression didn't change, he turned around and bought two green onions from the aunt on the roadside, and added his contact information.
"Yes, I will join." He nodded and took out the QR code to show her, "I hope you can help me realize my dream of becoming a village on the earth and achieving world peace."
Qin Yi: "..."
3.
The thing that Qin Yi insists on the longest is to tease a food blogger who only shows his hands at eight o'clock every Saturday night.
[It's up to you, come out and make love.
[The family is short of a virtuous wife, is it possible to get married?
[You've been married for so long, why do you only video cook for me every week, huh?
Of course, like so many cowardly men, she never received any reply.
But one day, his immediate boss suddenly showed up at the door carrying large and small bags of ingredients.
Qin Yi was a little frightened, "Director Xu, what are you doing?"
Xu Chengan replied: "I can fall in love, get married, or cook for you on the spot."
Pre-receipt 1: "Do Kittens Cry?", Please collect it!
[A mean-mouthed, pretentious man x an anti-hypocritical, taciturn, cold-faced woman]
1.
A young master from the capital was exiled in Wutong. The alley was narrow and cars could not drive in. Lan Qi rode a three-wheeler to pick him up at the entrance of the alley.
The young master was disgusted with Po Sanlun in every possible way and opened his mouth with a hundred opinions to express.
Lan Qi was too lazy to answer and drove away without looking back. As a result, the rumor that she abandoned her husband and son spread throughout Wutong that night.
2.
Under the earnest persuasion of the private family dispute mediator in the alley, Lan Qi took the young master back home.
The pampered young master is restless when he gets home. Today he thinks the bed is too hard, tomorrow he thinks the food is too sweet, or the house is poorly insulated, or the old man next door is of low quality. He always drags Lan Qi to pick out ten thousand thorns every day.
Lan Qi ordered him to shut up.
The young master obeyed and kept silent. The next day, he handed over a 3,000-word "Open Letter Condemning Old Man Liu's Breathing in the Middle of the Night for Infringing on Neighbors' Spiritual Rights" and asked Lan Qi to post it with him in the public opinion column of the alley.
Lan Qi told him to get lost.
A letter came from the capital, saying that the young master's life sentence has been changed to a fixed term, and he can pack his bags and go home.
The young master is really gone.
3.
In the middle of the night, Lan Qi, who had insomnia, heard low sobbing coming from the window. She opened the window to look and saw the young master squatting in the corner with his cat in his arms and his back twitching.
She was silent for a moment, then asked helplessly: "Why are you crying?"
The young master was rarely mean-spirited, so he just said pitifully: "I can't bear to leave Wutongli."
Lan Qi told him: "No one will drive you away."
The young master raised his head. Under the illumination of the street lamp, two lines of clear tears fell from his delicate face: "I think you can't stand me..."
Lan Qi closed the window, returned to the room and stopped looking at him: "I never said that."
After getting the answer he wanted, the young master turned off the old-fashioned radio that was still working in the rendering environment next to him, hummed a tune and threw the newly opened eye drops into the trash can.
Intention: Face life positively, the world is full of surprises
