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[Reunion/Bamboo Horse/Crematorium/Redemption/Mutual Attack] [One thinks he can't get it, and the other thinks he doesn't deserve it. You are my hopeless love hidden behind great friendship] Li Lanyi - a well-known playboy in Beijing circles. He was not welcomed by his family since he was a child. He was thrown to his grandpa's house in a far away port city. He idled around all day, only knowing how to flirt with the little girl and dump him when he succeeded. He was a complete scumbag. Many years later, 25-year-old Li Lanyi returned to the capital again. He was planning to have some fun in the world of flowers, but as soon as he started flirting in the bar, he blindly flirted with his sweetheart Bai Yueguang. After the car rolled over, Li Lanyi pretended to be calm and exchanged greetings: "Brother, don't you remember me? You even took off my pants when I was a kid." Chi Ran thought of the little boy in a small skirt following behind him, "How dare you mention it, your 'trousers' only have one pair of 'legs'?" The two reunited after a long absence, and as they got closer and closer, their friendship gradually changed, but it was a pity that Chi Ran was a straight man. He loved music and opened a bar. He held a guitar and sang songs on stage every day, which attracted the attention of a group of girls and gave him the nickname "Backstreet Neptune". Originally, the two of them were causing trouble and destroying beauties, so no one would be in the way of the other, but who knew that the scumbag would not even let go of his sweetheart when he got up, and finally took off Neptune's pants. He was very proud of having obtained the cheap profit: "Brother, you won't be broken by me, right? It's a sin." Chi Ran: "It's so straight that I can stab you!" The two have been entangled together for a long time. The scumbag even showed his sincerity for the first time in his life for Neptune. However, genes are straight and easy to bend. Neptune still likes to hold the guitar and sing "Girl". If this person is replaced by a big man, something will always feel wrong. As a result, the scumbag was beaten to pieces, and he just wanted to leave this sad city. Later, Neptune held his guitar and sang "Bastard Scumbag" on the stage. I know a jerk I got into fights and skipped class when I was little, and my grades were still bad. Mom doesn't allow me to play with him I know a scumbag There's never a shortage of bed partners But he always pretends to be the loneliest person in the world He said he likes boys who are like the moon As high as the moon and inseparable Makes you want to drag yourself down from the clouds As bright and harmless as the moon Makes you want to get dirty and messy I'm in love with a bastard We got into fights and skipped class together, and our grades were worse than his. His dad doesn't allow him to play with me I fell in love with a scumbag In fact, he is the boy who looks like the moon Ambilight surface But it's so cold that my tentacles feel cold Makes you want to put it in your arms and warm it Come on, asshole roll into my arms come on moon Live in my heart At the end of the song, 'straight man' Chi Ran said affectionately under the spotlight: "Today is my best friend's 30th birthday, and this song is dedicated to him." ## The plot is more bloody than the writing, it can be cruel, it can make people reunite, don't enter if you don't have a strong heart. ## Negative behavior of characters is required by the plot. The three-dimensional character should be resolutely resisted and do not follow the trend and imitate it. Intention: Love makes people abandon darkness and turn to light