Host, Please Bend Me Quickly [Quickly Wear]

White on the outside and black on the inside, green tea attack VS gentle straight man with a lot of drama Jiang Jiuzhao was forced to sign a series of unequal treaties with Duyun, insisting that he, a straight man who had lived for twenty-six years, be gay. He thought that as long as he maintained his true feelings, he would still be a straight man with upright talents, but after spending a few worlds with the protagonist, he chuckled. What? True intention? Feed the dog. Feed the dog. World 1: Student Attack × Architect Acceptance The male protagonist is easy to support and he likes to eat whatever food Jiang Jiuzhao cooks for him. But one day, when the male protagonist learned that Jiang Jiuzhao had cooked for his real brother, he pushed the plate forward. "Aren't we the best in the world?" Jiang Jiuzhao: "???" "Brother, ignore them and just cook them for me to eat, okay?" World 2: The enemy's proton attack × the general's acceptance In order to gain favor, Jiang Jiuzhao tried his best to bring the bruised male protagonist to his mansion. Unexpectedly, this little brat put a knife to his neck while changing his dressing. Jiang Jiuzhao sighed: "What's the fuss about?" The male protagonist was nervous: "Why are you pulling my clothes?" Only then did Jiang Jiuzhao realize that he had misunderstood him, and felt ridiculous. He quickly raised his hands to express surrender: "Don't think too much, even if you are prettier than an immortal, I will not be interested in you. Don't worry." The hero silently put down the knife. Gee, he seems to be even more angry. World Three: The sharks attack × the disciples of the Immortal Sect receive Jiang Jiuzhao came through too late. He had been ill before and was dying. His father ordered someone to cut off the shark's tail and use it as medicine. Every time the male protagonist saw him, the cannibalistic anger came out of his eyes. When he was kidnapped by the sharks, he thought that this plane would end due to his death, but the male protagonist smiled ghostly. "Do you still remember the forty-one picture albums you looked at in front of me before?" "???" "Show me each book one by one." "..." World four: Boss Attack × Spy Suffer Jiang Jiuzhao is a spy. In addition to following the male protagonist and nodding and bending every day, his mission is to report the male protagonist's movements to his boss. However, due to his clumsy methods, he was quickly discovered by the male protagonist, but this bitch playfully threw him two guns. "Only one gun has bullets. Choose one. I'll give you a chance... To kill me." World Five: Thinking. Demining: 1. Gong Shou is not a perfect saint, and his three views may not be upright enough. If you mind, please don't enter. Everyone is enjoying reading the text and pictures, and it will hurt your body if you are angry. 2. Shou was originally a straight man, and it took a while to become a straight man, but he couldn't hold on for long. (After all, it is HE( *▽)~~ 3. If there is anything that is not written well enough, you can point it out at any time, but please don't be too harsh T^T. The author is a cat and will be scared if he is scolded. He hopes for peaceful communication and harmonious discussion. In short, it is... World peace! 4. Most of the whole text is favored and attacked, and the attack is white on the outside and black on the inside. Purpose: It is immoral to bend a straight man unless he wants to be a bender himself