"Hey, why do we keep doing this kind of thing? We are obviously neither homo nor do we like each other that much. We are not even friends."
"Well! God knows."
"Tch! I think this is an issue worthy of serious consideration. It's better to think it over carefully. Otherwise, wouldn't it be delaying a happy life in the future? Tsk tsk, I'm talking about both sides, including you."
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(I just wanted to imitate the tone of the original Sorachi Gorilla...)
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