When the boss scolds me, I give him tea, when the boss throws money at me, I yell 6, when the boss goes mad, I pretend to be blind.
As the special assistant to the boss, Lin Yuanyun relies on this workplace philosophy to thrive.
Until one day, he joined a strange forum.
The red hot post clearly says——
"The Worst Social Animal Assistant: He sold his labor and lost his butt and was drowned in the sea!"
The scapegoat bullies have been squeezed dry by the capitalists!
Lin Yuanyun:? ? ?
If it's true, then he can get n+3 for leaving his job!
But the plot came true.
He was drugged and given away... But no one said that the person being given away was the villain Gu Heng!
The unsmiling man was tugging at his collar, his eyes falling on the bleeding knot on his neck. It was deep and sharp, as if he was sizing up some unexpected prey.
Lin Yuanyun's face was calm, but her heart was racing.
[It's over, what the forum said can't be true.
[The villain should also be loyal to the protagonist - great, his butt is saved!
[Look, look, look, I can't know that I'm scolding you in my heart.
Gu Heng suddenly let go of him and whispered: "Interesting."
——He can indeed see through it.
Because he can hear Lin Yuanyun's heartfelt voice
*
What should you do if you are targeted by a mind-reading villain?
A: Carrying the high-speed rail overnight (but the salary is too high)
B: Pretend to fall in love with work and know nothing else (your heartbeat betrays you)
Lin Yuanyun chose C.
He clicked on the forum and posted: "Urgent! What to do if the villain discovers cheating?
Likes and replies poured in:
Lick him! Only when you are alive can you get five insurances and one housing fund!
[Suggested seduction—rather than acting like a cow or a horse, you don't have to work hard for performance when getting laid!
Lin Yuanyun was greatly shocked.
Workers! Don't lose the bottom line of being a social animal! !
However, it seems that the new boss really wants to develop an inappropriate relationship with him.
Gu Heng clasped his hand that operated the phone, glanced across the screen lightly, and spoke in a casual tone, as if he was talking about business.
"Legitimate or improper..."
"You have to try it to find out."
*
Later, Lin Yuanyun discovered that Gu Heng was not only a villain, but also a shameless villain.
"We are a couple now."
"So, staying with me, sleeping with me... Can't be counted as working hours."
Lin Yuanyun:? ? ? ! ! !
23.7
1. A social beast who looks like a coward but is actually very upright is attacked by an atypical human-like dog-like bully, and two onions fall in love.
2. Double c's love each other, sweet text
Intention: What I like is the real you