It's Over! the Shit Shoveling Officer Becomes a Husband

Pre-collection of "The Soft Rice at Husband's Household Is Really Unpalatable", please collect it~~ Fang Jing is a well-known monk in the world of cultivation. He is so famous not only because of his extremely high attainments in swordsmanship, but also because he is a famous salted fish. He only eats and sleeps every day, and continues to eat after waking up. While others were practicing hard in seclusion, he was in solitary confinement and slept hard. Such behavior aroused the public indignation of many disciples of the sect. "My junior brother is so lazy, yet he can still cultivate to the stage of transcending tribulation. It really makes people envious and jealous. Even though we work so hard, we can't even compare with a finger of his. It's really blind to the sky~" "Yeah, it's not fair, God is unfair~" When Tian Dao heard this, a thunder calamity directly struck Fang Jing, who was sleepy and didn't take it seriously at all and didn't give it face. After accidentally being reborn into the interstellar world, Fang Jing still couldn't change his habit of eating shit and just wanted to eat and sleep every day. Unfortunately, the beast's wish was not fulfilled, and after turning into a plush, Fang Jing had to worry about finding food every day, until the little beasts around him told him, "As long as you make a contract with a human, you will get a shit shovel, and the shit shovel will serve you to eat, drink, and sleep. As long as we make a contract, we can... In short, it's great, and I don't have to worry about food anymore~" Hearing this, Fang Jing was extremely happy and excited. He secretly began to wait in the forest for the shit shovel officer who came to look for the contracted beast, and he reached the peak of salty fish from then on. … Lu Hao, a well-known genius in the military academy, was such a handsome, well-established and capable genius who attracted countless women and men to bow their waists. On the day of the contract, he was betrayed by a contracted beast of unknown rank that fell from a tree. After contracting a useless stuffed beast, Lu Hao became a joke in the college overnight. Regarding this, Lu Hao himself said that a fluffy beast can be jerked off and sucked. Isn't such a contracted beast delicious? ? Until one day, the useless little beast went berserk and chopped the first-level contracted beast into pieces. Everyone realized that the genius's vision was really different. The contracted beast was not only cute, but also had extremely high strength, and everyone could not accept it. Facing the envy of everyone, only Lu Hao understood how lazy his little beast was. If he wanted to take action, he would have to "coerce and induce", otherwise he would not be able to invite this giant Buddha. It was rumored that the genius of the Lu family had a contracted beast, which he took with him wherever he went. He even ate and slept with the contracted beast, and even had to put the beast on his head when going to the toilet. Regarding this rumor, Lu Hao said, I am happy and I am happy. Until one day, Lu Hao discovered that there seemed to be more than one person and one animal in this family. Why are there more and more things going wrong at home recently? The shirts neatly stacked in the cabinet disappeared, the wardrobe was messed up, the wrinkled shirt appeared on the sofa in the living room, the snack packaging bags appeared in the trash can... In short, all kinds of inexplicable supernatural events happened in this home. Just this, it is estimated that half a year of decryption science can be broadcast. But this is not what Lu Hao is most worried about. What he is most worried about is that the pet he eats, sleeps with, and even takes a bath with him every day is no longer close to him. The specific manifestations are that the stickers before going to bed every night are gone, and there is a meter distance between one person and one animal. Normally, he will not be allowed to masturbate casually. In the evening, when he takes a shower, this guy is unwilling to let himself help. Is this... The little guy has grown up? So you know you are shy? However, before Lu Hao could figure out the reason and was forced to glare at his blind date, the family pet went crazy. Gentle, patient and academically dominant Gong Special emphasis: ⒈Gong is not a pervert, nor does he have a love/animal/fetish. The intimacy between Gong and Shou in the early stage, such as touching and hugging, kissing the nose, etc., Is not out of love between men and women, but is similar to the owner's love for pets! ⒉ Suffering will turn into a human being, but not a human being. This article cannot be written. Suffering is a salty fish, but it protects the shortcomings. The force is worth the ceiling! ! ⒊Cute and sweet articles, welcome to suck the cuties! ! ! ———————————————————————— Please give advance notice for the new article: ABO series of sultry durian pheromones for the CEO × Decathlon, a self-confessed straight man's great work "Boss, stop teasing me, I'm straight" Please give advance notice for new articles: Mainly focus on husband's imperial examination essay "The soft rice of husband's family is really unpalatable" The following is the copy of this article Upon waking up, Ji Zhiheng did not expect to return to before liberation. It seems that he was about to be parachuted into the family business as a senior leader, and from then on, the third generation of rich people became a series of domineering presidents. One day, he got lucky and caught up with a time-traveling army in style. A dilapidated mud house, a father who relied on luck to make a living, a missing mother and father, a brother who got pregnant when he went up the mountain to cut firewood and ruined his reputation, a two-year-old nephew who could play the role of a white-bone spirit, a romantic student, and finally he owed a huge debt and was persuaded by his wife to quit... This family can be said to be in turmoil and crumbling. After being beaten by the thugs, "Ji Zhiheng" was left with a mess on the ground. Ji Zhiheng couldn't say anything, so he wiped his face for three days and three nights. He opened and closed his eyes again, but the house he entered was still ruined. Ji Zhiheng accepted his fate. The immediate priority is to pay off the huge debt first, but as a helpless scholar who neither wants to move bricks nor go up mountains, what job can earn the fastest money? Ji Zhiheng thought about it over and over again, and finally decided to use the available resources - to eat soft rice! Just when Ji Zhiheng was looking for the target person, unexpectedly, a rich man came to him first. The conditions put forward by the other party were very simple, "Ji Zhiheng, there is a huge difference in status between you and me. The reason why I chose you is because you are a real person. If you agree to a few conditions, I will let you enjoy endless glory and wealth." Ji Zhiheng understood: Oh, this guy is interested in others' slight words. "What conditions?" "First, if I marry you, we must first create a document. You can't use my dowry to share the wealth. After we get married, the money I earn will still be my money. You can't stop me from continuing to do business. We can treat each other as guests." Ji Zhiheng understands, property is notarized before marriage, and life after marriage does not interfere with each other. Isn't this a proper marriage agreement? "Okay." "Two, I will continue to live in the city after marriage and will not go back to the village." Ji Zhiheng understood again: Oh, this is separation after marriage. We have agreed to get married. Who cares if we can't live together? We have no feelings. We feel comfortable if we don't live together. This marriage is beautiful! Must agree. "Okay." "Third, I will give you one hundred taels every month. You will be solely responsible for the birth of the elders and other matters. Also, as the father-in-law and brother-in-law, I hope you can fulfill your corresponding responsibilities." Ji Zhiheng understood again: Oh, you have to pretend as much as you should and give the face you deserve. This question is also simple. Since you have received a high salary, isn't it necessary to help the boss solve problems? "Okay." Oh my God, there is such a good thing in the world. You must do it. If the boss doesn't go bankrupt, he can do it forever! Later, Ji Zhiheng realized that it was hard to make money, hard to eat shit, and they agreed not to interfere with each other, but separated after marriage? Did you say that you just need to do a good job to save face? Damn it, who is this person who Yuyouyuan spends money to sleep with every day? Throwing money at him, making him pass the exams for scholar and examination... Who was the person who reached the first rank in the end? Who racks his brains every day to prepare surprises for him, and who is responsible for slapping everyone in the face every now and then? Ji Zhiheng sat in the yard in the middle of the night and wiped his face fiercely. He happened to see Ji's father sitting on a wooden pillar with a melancholy face. Later, Ji Zhiheng found out that he was not the only one in this family who was a weakling. … There are rumors that Meng Qingze, the son of the richest imperial merchant in the capital, is a man with high ambitions. Even the legitimate son of the right prime minister came to propose marriage but was rejected. Everyone in the capital said that Meng Qingze was afraid that he would go to heaven. If a twenty-year-old man didn't have a silver mountain at home, he would smell like copper. Even if he has nine points of beauty, how could he be worthy of being ranked among the top ten talented young men in the capital? He doesn't even look at his age. How can he still think that he is a hot commodity? He actually dared to say that if he wanted to marry him, he had to agree to three conditions. What a shame! Bah, just wait, with his conditions, if he can get married, they can stand on his head and eat sex. Meng Qingze was not unaware of the rumors about himself. He had already made plans to never marry until he met a poor scholar who was "submissive" to him. Meng Qingze clearly remembered that when he first met, when the other person looked up at him, he was not surprised by his identity and appearance. The reason why he "accosted" him with distorted facial features was simply because he stepped on the other person's hand that was trying to pick up the copper plate, and was pushed and staggered. "Hey, are you deaf? You stepped on my hand and I yelled several times. What's wrong with you? It hurts to step on my delicate and thin hands." Meng Qingze was pushed and staggered: Qianqian's thin hands? Hey, man, congratulations on successfully attracting my attention. Later, Meng Qingze "rented" a husband for one hundred taels a month. Not only did he have a beautiful young man, he was also a man who was knowledgeable and romantic. Birthday gifts, weddings... None of these things would make all the boys and girls jealous. When he was being made trouble for and ridiculed by others, the young man even regained the place for him and severely slapped a group of provocateurs in the face. Yes, he smells like copper, so what if he can't recite poems and compose poems? But his little husband will! Not only does he know it, but he also knows it well enough to crush those Imperial Academy geniuses who claim to be the most talented people in the capital! He is proficient in all kinds of music, chess, calligraphy and painting, and is good at both civil and military skills. What man wouldn't like such a decathlete? Anyway, the more he looked at it, the more tempted he became. No, a businessman never engages in loss-making business. He has already married, and if he doesn't kiss, sleep, and have another child to inherit the family business, wouldn't he have suffered a big loss? The greatest charm of a man is his ability to solve problems. Meng Qingze loves such a man to death. For the sake of his future, Meng Qingze has decided to help him pass the exam. But who would have thought that my young husband was so awesome that he eventually went further and further and became the youngest first-class official in the history of the Zhou Dynasty. Just like that, let's see who dares to laugh at him, Meng Qingze, for not being able to marry. Look, not only did he get married, he also married the best man in Dazhou. Now, who wouldn't be jealous and envious? The third generation of rich people has both civil and military skills × a beautiful business genius Purpose: Strength is the best proof