How to Learn the Wrong Way to Eat Salted Fish

[Finished article "Restricted Article Heroine's Guide to Survival" Please collect it~] On the first day he joined Chuan Bookstore, Mu Zhiyu was assigned an S-level difficulty task—— A guide to the main villain in a cultivation novel, Song Jinyan. Rumor has it that the villain is handsome, brilliant, and has challenged swordsmen all over the world without ever losing. There are also rumors that he once killed his masters and friends, and deviated from the Taoism, which caused his cultivation to plummet and his incense to disappear. In the end, he saw through the mundane world, woke up, and became a famous figure in the world of cultivation... A salted fish. * The beginning of time travel. Mu Zhiyu mistakenly found the place and accidentally got out of the bathtub and met Song Jinyan who was taking a bath. His long hair was disheveled and his mood was romantic: "Is the girl trying to rob wealth or sex?" Mu Zhiyu: "I can explain..." Song Jinyan: "I can do it, just let your horse come over." ? ? ? I can't! Don't come over! Traveling through time again, just in time to catch up with Song Jinyan's breakthrough in retreat. With a snap, Mu Zhiyu fell into his arms, forcing his meridians to reverse course on the spot and vomit a large mouthful of blood. Song Jinyan lay in the coffin with a smile, his hands folded and his face peaceful. "Please help me close the lid." Mu Zhiyu: "..." Who would carry a coffin with them to prepare for death? ! She finally couldn't bear it anymore and began to negotiate with the system. "How about we change to a more normal strategy?" That night, the system read through 800 romance novels at once, indicating that it had come up with a brilliant method. Then, the next time through. Mu Zhiyu happened to land at the scene of the battle, and with lightning speed, he blocked Song Jinyan's fatal blow. Song Jinyan: "!" Enemy: "?" Mu Zhiyu: "... Ha." She gestured with her middle finger in desperation and started to flex it completely. This guide, I love so and so! I am very salty, how can this fish compare to me. Jpg * In the eyes of the Jiuzhou monks, Song Jinyan was a wandering soul with no heart or desires. He is stubborn and stubborn, with eight hundred knots in his brain. He claims to be the ultimate in screw-ups and enjoyment. They were filled with hatred, but there was nothing they could do. Until one day, according to insiders. They saw the former Immortal Lord, who disrespected heaven, earth, ghosts and gods, carrying a banshee through the nine thousand steps of heaven. Pray for her and hope she is safe. The quirky Little Sun x the salty straight man is a real boss. Cultivation is divided into: body training, qi training, foundation building, golden elixir, Yuanying, transformation into gods, integration, transcending tribulations, Mahayana, and true immortals. Reading Guide 1. Double C, double cleansing, two-way redemption, the ending is he. 2. A growth-oriented heroine with more supporting roles and less emphasis on group portraits. — "Restricted Heroine Survival Guide" — Hua Deng penetrated into a cultivation restricted article. As the heroine, she is born with a furnace body, a holy body of joy that comes only once in a thousand years. From Chapter 1 to Chapter 3000, he attracted big guys from all walks of life, and was either imprisoned or refined into medicine. The day he got the plot, Hua Deng turned around and ran away. In order to survive, she found N Shen Zhou, the only man in the original book who had never been attracted to her. This person is powerful but cold-blooded. He is a scroll king who is dedicated to cultivation. In the book, the heroine is disheveled and is being hunted, and he passes by without looking sideways; The heroine fell into his arms, and he dodged sideways and said to the heroine on the ground: "It's too slow, you are not enough to be my opponent." Hostess: "?" If he has any weakness, it is only one - poverty. Shockingly poor. It just so happens that Hua Deng's money is outrageous. She proposed: "One hundred thousand spiritual stones every month, you will be my Taoist companion!" The man standing in the sea of blood stood with his sword drawn. He looked into her clear eyes, remained silent for a moment, and said yes slowly. ＊ With Shen Zhou around, no one dared to approach Hua Deng. Whether it was the Flower Sword Master of the High Mountains or the arrogant and arrogant Demon King, they all succumbed to Shen Zhou's sword. Hua Deng thought he could escape from the plot. Until that day, her acacia constitution unexpectedly broke out. Losing her original plot partner, she was at a loss, stumbled in front of Shen Zhou, and said aggrievedly with red eyes: "Help me. In the cold pool water, her clothes were soaked, and she held Shen Zhou's neck, begging impatiently for his warmth. But he just looked down, his dark eyes emotionless, cold and deep. Hua Deng was convinced again. A gentleman like Shen Zhou will definitely be able to resist the temptation of the acacia physique! ＊ Countless times later, Hua Deng covered his waist and gritted his teeth while the bed tent was rolling. She knew that all those who were pure and reticent were just pretending to be deceptive! The culprit leaned over from behind, kissed her tears away, and smiled softly. "Do you like it when a gentleman treats you like this? Lady. " #Brother, you are so powerful and upright... Wait, why are you in my bed? What should I do if I regret it? Urgently urgently Beautiful and arrogant young lady x straight man bking hypocrite Purpose: My wish is world peace.