There is a room in your home that you are not allowed to enter. What should I do? Go in while no one is around.
As soon as I opened the door, I heard——
[Welcome to the surprise game and become a member of the surprise family]
[Here we need to fulfill all the wishes of customers, and it is best to create surprises for customers]
[Sign the agreement voluntarily now and get ready to take orders with your own exclusive system]
A thick stack of documents appeared. Jiang Yu didn't even bother to read and turned to the last page. He looked at the sentence "Are you willing to use your life as credit?" And signed his name uncontrollably.
Jiang Yu: "..."
Really "voluntary".
——
I met my brother while playing a game.
Brother during thunder: "Xiao Yu, I'm so scared."
Jiang Yuos hugging his brother: My brother is so weak, I want to protect him.
The hugged brother os: Xiaoyu is so cute...
——
Seeing that my brother is number one in the game rankings——
Jiang Yu: "Brother has sacrificed too much to protect me."
Brother (very quietly): "I actually wanted to save my life..."
——
Jiang Yu's parents were killed. In order to avenge his parents, he has been looking for the murderer for the past few years.
When the police told him that the murderer was his brother.
Jiang Yu: "I don't believe it."
Police: "..."
If you don't believe me, don't come to us.
——
It turned out to be a real brother.
Jiang Yu: "..."
The slap in the face came so quickly. .
——
What follows is the long days of my brother chasing his wife.
Intention: to be added