1. The Immortal Lord Jiang Xi travels across the world to hunt down evil. He is dressed in white and sits on a nine-foot terrace, burning incense and making tea. This is the aspiration of all the disciples of the Immortal Sect.
However, as soon as they left, he kicked off his shoes and lay down, like an autistic, lying-down salted fish.
Demon Lord Shi Yunye is treacherous and treacherous, living deep in the ancient realm of Jiuyou. He licks blood from his knife edge and is feared by the world.
However, as a queen, he sealed his sword and abandoned his halberd, tending to flowers and plants, and was too lazy to care about the worldly affairs.
By accident, the two became netizens, and after chatting for a while, they developed into online dating partners.
In Jiang Xi's eyes, the other party was knowledgeable, emotionally stable, and able to answer his questions and resolve his doubts. He was a model person.
In Shi Yunye's eyes, Fang Kun's jade and autumn frost were soothing and bright, which relieved his depression. He was the lover of his dreams.
Both parties came to the agreement with great expectations.
When Jiang Xi passed by, he saw his rival Shi Yunye holding a bunch of extremely coquettish demon flowers, so he picked up the cold and arrogant attitude of the immortal and sneered at them.
After locating the point, the communication jade certificates on their waists sounded at the same time.
Shi Yunye: "?"
Jiang Xi: "..."
2. Ben Xian was tragically overturned.
Because of the contract, the distance between them cannot exceed ten meters for three months.
At the very beginning.
Jiang Xi muttered in a low voice: "You bastard devil, can you stay away from me?"
Shi Yunye also had a bad face: "If you hadn't made this contract, I would never have joined you."
——Later.
Sleeping in the dew late at night.
Shi Yunye peeked at the immortal's thin waist under his thin clothes, breathing hotly: "Can you let me touch you?"
"Axi, I'm begging you to help me too."
*Paranoid about love, world-weary x mentality, positive action, salty fish suffers
*After beating it for hundreds of years, I didn't expect to end up on the bed (beep——)
Purpose: Don't learn from other people's mouths, and discern the moon with your true heart.