Big Fool × Big Devil
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Once through time, Yan Suhe became the former intelligence chief Miss Tianjilou who lost her parents and was being hunted, and obtained an intelligence system that claimed to be omniscient.
System: Our goal is - revenge! Replace Tianji Tower!
Yan Suhe exclaimed: "This is a world of rivers and lakes!"
How can she, a martial arts loser, survive?
System: "Don't be afraid, host, we can exchange it for force points, as long as you sell enough and your reputation is wide enough."
Therefore, in order to live a better life, Yan Suhe started his own business, selling news and trading items. The business was booming, his reputation became bigger and bigger, and his force value also increased.
A new star is rising in the world of martial arts!
Finally, Yan Suhe caught someone's attention and she had to start talking nonsense.
The underground secret room of Baiyun Villa has secret passages extending in all directions, and Yan Suhe is as familiar with it as if it were his own home.
Jiang Xuanming: "How do you know so much?"
Yan Suhe: "... Actually, my second aunt's nephew works here as a boy, and he will tell me bedtime stories."
Shifang Sect is one of the Jianghu sects, and Yan Suhe opened his mouth to tell the preferences of their great elder.
Jiang Xuanming: "Explain explain?"
Yan Suhe: "... Actually, my cousin practices sticks in the Shifang Sect, and he would play and tell jokes when he gets home."
There will never be just one deception. Gradually, Yan Suhe's "relatives" are all over the world.
Until one day, a gorgeous and expensive carriage appeared at Yan Suhe's door. It was exquisitely crafted and inlaid with gold and treasures.
The curtain opened, revealing Jiang Xuanming's jade-like face. He patted the place next to him and smiled brightly.
"Cousin, your family is waiting for you in the Demon Cult."
"..."
Yan Suhe raised his hand expressionlessly. In the next second, a stone hit the horse's butt. In an instant, the horse fell over and became a mess.
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Small theater:
The new intelligence leader and the leader of the Demon Cult got married, causing an uproar in the world.
On the eve of their wedding, Yan Suhe and Jiang Xuanming checked the guest list.
In his trance, Jiang Xuanming suddenly said:
"Madam, I would like to invite your second aunt's nephew who works as a handyman at Baiyun Villa, and your cousin who practices sticks from the Shifang Sect..."
Yan Suhe silently raised his forty-meter sword.
"Did anyone tell you that intermarriage between close relatives is prohibited, cousin."
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"I went to school in the interstellar world after I fell into despair"
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The former god Sule lost his divine power and fell to the main star of the empire.
Su Le was in rags and was penniless. When she was about to live on the street, she was caught by a team that eliminated the Nine Leaks and took her to school to cram in knowledge.
Tuition is free and living expenses are subsidized.
Su Le cried and swore: The people in the interstellar world are so friendly! I will definitely protect you from now on!
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In the interstellar world, people's mental power levels are divided from SSS to E.
Su Le was found to have only E-level mental power, so not only was she unable to operate a mecha, she was also assigned to the logistics class that was farthest from the battlefield and had the least future.
But... Who said you can't save the world without using a mecha?
Amid the catastrophe caused by the alien beasts, Su Le drove the cargo-carrying aircraft of the Logistics Department directly to the top of the battlefield.
She turned on the speaker and turned the volume to maximum.
"Fighters, you are the hope of mankind, stand up and charge!"
The dying and exhausted soldier below:? ? ?
"Where are you idiots? We don't want to rush... No, I think I can do it again!"
They seemed to have stacked buffs, no longer feeling dizzy, no longer hurt, and their strength had become stronger.
Soldiers: Miracle! This is a miracle!
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Interstellar law stipulates that in order to protect the eternal existence of gods, every school must set up god worship classes. But the interstellar people believe in science and scorn the illusory gods.
So the school decided to give 0.1 Credit each time.
Su Le, who was struggling with his grades, worshiped in a circle among the statues of the gods without saying a word, with a pious attitude.
Please help me graduate!
Later, a miracle occurred, and Su Le, the only student with perfect scores in the worship class within five years, received the empire's highest award.
King: You must be a messenger sent from heaven!
Su Le: ... No, I am her true god.
Purpose: Love life
