Live as a Chinese and die as a Chinese ghost.
... That's all bullshit.
Who can tell me what the jabbering Bangzi Country residents around me are talking about?
Well, since you can't learn bird singing, can you put it on a baby and learn it from scratch?
But why take a multi-day trip to Hueco Mundo before turning into a baby? !
Besides, why, why is this baby's name Kurosaki Ichigo? !
And the gender is female? !
I don't want to be the protagonist——
What about the chuunibyou who talks about "biting and killing"? !
What about the headless horseman flying between high-rise buildings? !
What happened to the white vampire who goes berserk during the full moon? !
What about the murderous tennis balls flying all over the sky? !
This world is so crazy——
I want to go home, I don't want to be a strawberry! (And it's still a knockoff)
Another article of mine, light novel style, plot party: [pseudo-complex][Hellless Horseman] The Wheel of Fate